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statler

Spoiler:

Dog

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

pretend the nose ring in panel 3 is an D: face and that comic is better

statler

Ness445

Mysst wrote: »

rob why do yo have your name on your shirt

do you forget who you are sometimes

No why would this help HIM remember?

It's obviously so we all know who he is immediately.

or are we all mirrors of robcham?

Mysst

but we can already tell it's rob by the squinty eyes

Ness445

mysst are you saying all asian people look the same

Robcham

see Indians look different from Japanese who look different from Filipinos who look different from Arabs who all look better than people from Conneticut

Mysst

Spoiler:

You knew this was coming. It had to happen

Ness445

Robert robert bobert.

When will you learn that native americans are nothing like asian people?

Robcham

I hate you Ness

Mysst

hey we're all mongol derivatives, we've all got a potential ghengis khan in our soul.

what's the white man got? flags? trousers?

Ness445

in mysst's perfect world, all flags are trousers.

Lost Salient

"No flag no country! It's in the rules, that I've just made up."

Mysst

in my perfect world i'm allowed to wear a kilt and not look retarded.

Futore

mysst. i think we both saw our fair share of man-skirts at PAX.

oh. wait. utili-kilts

Mysst

see, I like my utilikilt cause it's got pockets all the fuck everywhere and it's comfortable.

i just...look stupid

Centipede Damascus

Ness445 wrote: »

Robert robert bobert.

When will you learn that native americans are nothing like asian people?

they're obviously much more like Jews

Joseph Smith told me so

Lost Salient

I have to say, there was a guy who came into work at my old job who always wore a kilt, and he was smokin'

So it's not out of the question.

Mysst

yeah but I'm short and filipino

Robcham

that's you're excuse for everything mysst

Edcrab

Kilts were only invented so the Scots could force their women to come to work in skirts without there being a cry of "DISCRIMINATION"

And then they decided they liked crossdressing and a tradition was born

Ness445

Robcham wrote: »

that's you're excuse for everything mysst

look I think if Obama can get elected then Mysst has more than a fair shot.

TankHammer

There was a dude in my History of African Art class who wore a kilt every day. He had at least 2 different ones he'd alternate. I must say the guy did always look comfortable.

Had a kind-of scraggly, "I bathe when I feel like it" look to him but he was alright.

Futore

manliest page you'll go on today

http://www.lindaclifford.com/GreatKiltWrap.html

Lost Salient

All I'm saying is it's a not-unattractive tradition

I've survived St. Pat's in Chicago three or four times, so I've seen at least one short filipino guy in a skirt, in all likelihood. I mean, I don't remember it well, because it was Saint Paddy's Day, but still. I wasn't permanently scarred from the experience.

Lost Salient

WHOA whoa, THAT guy. That bearded guy demonstrating the kilt, holy crap.

The Black Hunter

Lost Salient wrote: »

WHOA whoa, THAT guy. That bearded guy demonstrating the kilt, holy crap.

He is actually 9 feet tall

Futore

Who? Battle Moses? yeah.

yeahhhhhhhhhh.

TankHammer

If I wore a kilt I would be too tempted to flash people.

They'd be annoying me and I'd be all "Oh yeah? Well look at my dick! Ha!"

Then I'd go to jail, probably.

Or get laid.

Lost Salient

Those odds aren't the worst you could get.

(Might get laid if you go to jail, too.)

Ness445

In jail at least they'll feed you and you'll have a warm place to sleep.

Plus you'll likely get your ass pounded by several burly men, so that's a plus.

And you get to wear a dress!

MrMonroe

Futore wrote: »

manliest page you'll go on today

http://www.lindaclifford.com/GreatKiltWrap.html

EYEBROWS

Drool

did you sign up for their newsletter?

you should

Mysst

alright how about this

can I wear my kilt with a hawaiian shirt, and not look stupid because it is all around ridiculous?

FAQ

the irish tradition of kilts and bagpipes is about the least Irish thing in the world

it is wholly scottish

Lost Salient

Yes, but this was St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Nobody knows what the fuck they're talking about. My guess is I saw maybe two people who were actually remotely Irish.

TankHammer

Mysst wrote: »

alright how about this

can I wear my kilt with a hawaiian shirt, and not look stupid because it is all around ridiculous?

You're actually onto something here Myssssssst. As a certified art-student and authority on all things aesthetic, I can safely say that wearing a Hawaiian shirt and having a good sense of humor about things will allow you to wear a kilt and remain completely unscathed. Just be sure you're not "that guy who wears the kilt and never talks to anybody."

Other than that you could totally pull it off. You just need to project inner-confidence and wearing bright, floral patterns is actually a pretty excellent way of doing this.

Mysst

fuckin' a

now I have to get my kilt drycleaned cause it got something funky on it

Futore

The funny things about kilts? If you can look manly in it, it has the potential to be the most intimidating piece of clothing.

It's like how if you actually know what you're doing in a fight, do it naked. You will win.

FAQ

I worked at a scottish wedding, never have a seen so many hairy balls