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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    they blow the fuck up campion dont be a tool

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    I'm not being a tool, hot dog pranks aren't my forte, and that's what I thought happens!

  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    One of my pipes cracked the other day and I have no idea why. It became harder and harder to get the bowl and the uh pipe-thingy together and then one day it just cracked when I tried to screw it together.

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    are you sure you're not thinking of grenades?

    i think you mean grenades not hotdogs, its an easy mistake to make

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    metadust microwave some eggs

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Microwaved eggs aren't too bad, if you want some eggs quickly.

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Thats fucking disgusting I wouldnt eat that shit

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I am downloading like eight things trying to get this computer to be what I want it to be

    I can run city of heroes on max! on my old one I had to run it on minimum with the sound off to get it to not crash! this is amazing!

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Any source based steam game super mega pro brotip:

    -heapsize RAMINKILOBYTES

    in the launch options will optimise games to fuck, geebs

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    Thats fucking disgusting I wouldnt eat that shit

    No way, it's totally okay. You just put it in a bowl or something, heat it up for a couple minutes, and add some salt. Or you can beat it up, add your milk and butter, and get some quick scramble on.

  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    i mean just like microwave the egg itself

    put it in and microwave that bitch

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    yesterday was good

    me and the wife were hitting it off after we had been kind of pissy with each other

    we made a big ol dinner and took it over to a friends house who had just come hom with a new baby

    had some quality time with the kids

    beat the hell out of some clan on CoD4 in hardcore mode

    got the house cleaned up a good bit

    today im gonna go play some softball

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Teefs thats bullshit you don't make eggs like that

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Seriously!

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Any source based steam game super mega pro brotip:

    -heapsize RAMINKILOBYTES

    in the launch options will optimise games to fuck, geebs

    Like, my entire RAM, or just the RAM I want dedicated to the game.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    meta dust try it please

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    Teefs I am not convinced that this will result in eggs I will find palatable

    also reply to PM mother fucker

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Any source based steam game super mega pro brotip:

    -heapsize RAMINKILOBYTES

    in the launch options will optimise games to fuck, geebs

    Like, my entire RAM, or just the RAM I want dedicated to the game.
    RAM you want dedicated to the game

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    I've never even played Counter-strike or Half-life. Are they good?

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    CS: No

    HL: very yes

    buy the orange box, bro.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Will do uh if my little laptop can be bothered with such heavy stuff.

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Can't do that thang on my pc. 360 oui/non?

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    honestly if your laptop is less than 4 years old it can probably do HL2 and its episodes, along with Portal

    soruce is ridiculously scaleable

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Counter Strike: Source is fun when you've got like... a pair of five man teams, and everybody's communicating and using tactics.

    Without said circumstances its largely irritating to everyone who isn't a CS junkie and not worth all the hype. And I'll sock anyone in the junk if they argue that I'm being unfair and should install some outdated version of the original CS to play it "for real."

    Half Life 2 is like... basically one of the best shooters ever made. You can skip the original, alot of people love it, but honestly just read a wiki page, Half Life isn't that great, especially compared to Half Life 2 or, Christ, the pair of absolutely jaw-dropping episodes they've dropped since HL2's release.

    Get le Orange Box.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Uh, my laptop is like whisky, five years old and not really worth anything since it's not new enough or old enough. It also goes wonderful with some coffee. 360? Si/no?

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User
    I enjoy CS:S a bunch.

    but then again, I used to play it too much.

    Spoiler:
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    Yeah then you might as well get the 360 version, bro

    HL2 and its episodes are so fucking worth it

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Fistpump!

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    I enjoy CS:S a bunch.

    but then again, I used to play it too much.

    With a good team on a medium sized server its so much fun but I absolutely loathe it on the 24 player servers. I die or kill one dude and then die and then I spend the next three minutes watching some other faggot twirl a Deagal in his hands while he runs around the map capping more dudes in one round than I've killed in the last 30 minutes.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i am cooking up a calzone

    it is the way in which i am starting my day

  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User
    I enjoy CS:S a bunch.

    but then again, I used to play it too much.

    With a good team on a medium sized server its so much fun but I absolutely loathe it on the 24 player servers. I die or kill one dude and then die and then I spend the next three minutes watching some other faggot twirl a Deagal in his hands while he runs around the map capping more dudes in one round than I've killed in the last 30 minutes.

    yeah, I used to do CAL stuff with a bunch of my friends. That was the way to play the game.

    I still pub a decent amount, but I long for the days of on the fly strat calls and timed flashes.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    I just got up. Getting ready to tackle some maths.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Coffee is first on the agenda though.

    Fuck off and die.
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    this calzone is going to be so delicious

    stuffed with tomato sauce, 3 cheeses (including ricotta!), chicken, grilled yellow peppers and roasted red onions

    mmmmmm

  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Pony that sounds hella good. You know another great Italian way to start a day? Frittata. I just may make one of those when I wake up in... like 9 hours.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Tomorrow I'm going to go look at an apartment. Remind me not to be an idiot this time.

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Tomorrow I'm going to go look at an apartment. Remind me not to be an idiot this time.

    What's the story?

    Break-in?
    Spoiler:

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    volyu that was a really good post

    kept me guessing

  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Nah, the usual; fucking raven keeps ey-ballin' me.

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
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