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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "You Down With GOP? (Yeah, You Know Me)", by Drez

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I thought this was pretty good
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: You Down With GOP? (Yeah, You Know Me)
Posted by: Drez


Original Content:
enlightenedbum wrote: »
ElJeffe wrote: »
PantsB wrote: »
ElJeffe wrote: »
Only Democrats use the teleprompter. Republicans give all of their speeches off the cuff, often while simultaneously discovering scientific breakthroughs and solving a Rubik's cube.

Rubik's Cube!? What are you, a foreign intellectual elitist?

It's a custom Rubik's Cube that has only red, white and blue sides. When solved, it plays America, the Beautiful.

A Republican Rubik's Cube would only play God Bless America, Jeffe.

I'm pretty sure a Republican's Rubik's Cube is just white on all sides.

Not only does it represent the only color they are comfortable with, it also comes already solved which is how they want everything.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    I laughed more at the patriotic rubik's cube than the actual reported post

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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    By the same logic, a democrat would be handed a Rubik's cube, all the colours mixed up, and he would set it down instantly with a bang and yell "SOLVED"

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Segregating each color onto its own face of the cube? That's not racial transcendence!

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    Rikushix wrote: »
    By the same logic, a democrat would be handed a Rubik's cube, all the colours mixed up, and he would set it down instantly with a bang and yell "SOLVED"
    See, in order for that comment to work, it should probably be clever

    referring to TF2, Lokiamis wrote: »
    It's an easy game to hate
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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    SithDrummer wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    By the same logic, a democrat would be handed a Rubik's cube, all the colours mixed up, and he would set it down instantly with a bang and yell "SOLVED"
    See, in order for that comment to work, it should probably be clever

    :(

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Rikushix wrote: »
    SithDrummer wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    By the same logic, a democrat would be handed a Rubik's cube, all the colours mixed up, and he would set it down instantly with a bang and yell "SOLVED"
    See, in order for that comment to work, it should probably be clever

    :(

    thats ok, i thought it was clever.

    i award your post 5 stars and this thread 1.

    political jokes are rarely awesome.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    I'm so glad we're now in post-racial America... :?

    Post is trash. 1 star.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    CyberJackal wrote: »
    I'm so glad we're now in post-racial America... :?

    Post is trash. 1 star.

    Well arguably it was more the fact that the opponent was a woman, misogyny won over. If you really think that there’s such a thing as a post-racial country, let alone America. You are to put it politely, off your fucking rocker, and in complete ignorance of the amount of discrimination black people face.

    Recognising that racism still exists, and poking fun of the bigots isn't racist. That's about on the level of 'lol intolerance of intolerance is intolerance!'.

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  • SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    Rikushix wrote: »
    SithDrummer wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    By the same logic, a democrat would be handed a Rubik's cube, all the colours mixed up, and he would set it down instantly with a bang and yell "SOLVED"
    See, in order for that comment to work, it should probably be clever

    :(
    You should play into more clear-cut stereotypes. The Democrats would create a new department of the government tasked with figuring out the cube. This department will then throw wads of hundred-dollar bills at the cube, hoping the greenback impacts will solve the puzzle. Then when it's finished they hand it over to Osama bin Laden as a birthday present.

    referring to TF2, Lokiamis wrote: »
    It's an easy game to hate
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  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    It didn't make me laugh out loud really, but it was quite a zing.

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    haha! those crazy republicans

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    CyberJackal wrote: »
    I'm so glad we're now in post-racial America... :?

    Post is trash. 1 star.

    Well arguably it was more the fact that the opponent was a woman, misogyny won over. If you really think that there’s such a thing as a post-racial country, let alone America. You are to put it politely, off your fucking rocker, and in complete ignorance of the amount of discrimination black people face.

    Recognising that racism still exists, and poking fun of the bigots isn't racist. That's about on the level of 'lol intolerance of intolerance is intolerance!'.

    Yeah, I certainly wasn't being sarcastic or anything, so thanks for setting me straight there.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    It sure didn't seem like you were being sarcastic. Maybe you should work on that.

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    You should have noted his inflection.

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    You should have noted his erection.

    :winky:

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  • DmanDman Registered User
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    PantsB wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Only Democrats use the teleprompter. Republicans give all of their speeches off the cuff, often while simultaneously discovering scientific breakthroughs and solving a Rubik's cube.

    Rubik's Cube!? What are you, a foreign intellectual elitist?

    It's a custom Rubik's Cube that has only red, white and blue sides. When solved, it plays America, the Beautiful.

    :^:

    It should have stopped there.

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