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Stalin vs. Martians, 04/09!
Darklyre
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So there I was, trawling the depths of /v/, when I saw something that shocked me to my core.
Someone is making an RTS called Stalin vs. Martians. The name is self-explanatory, in the vein of Jetpack Brontosaurus and Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.
Not only will you be controlling the glorious fodder of the Soviet Army, but you will also be controlling Stalin himself, on the battlefield, no less!
I lack the words to truly describe this game, so screenshots and website follow:
Screens:
Stalin vs. Martians: The Unknown Pages of the Second World War
Someone is making an RTS called Stalin vs. Martians. The name is self-explanatory, in the vein of Jetpack Brontosaurus and Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.
Not only will you be controlling the glorious fodder of the Soviet Army, but you will also be controlling Stalin himself, on the battlefield, no less!
Vopros: Can we play as Stalin himself?
Otvet: Yes, but not from the start. Stalin is our commander and he gives us orders. Closer to the grand finale he will appear on the battlefield as a playable unit - a huge colossus, five times higher than any other creature. Just like it was in the real life.
I lack the words to truly describe this game, so screenshots and website follow:
Screens:
Spoiler:
Stalin vs. Martians: The Unknown Pages of the Second World War
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Alternatively: Quit Stalin and release the damn game!
MechWarrior Online: Khyber Pryde
Without the Mecha that is.
Is Santa Claus with the martians? He conquered them, you know.
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That was a great game. I remember buying it on a whim in a bargain bin. And i never regretted it, my friends and i had a blast for hours in the VS multriplayer, the weird controls just made the game even more hilarious. Like accidentally turning into a tank while your dude was on its shoulder, crushing him inside the joints for instant death lol.
MechWarrior Online: Khyber Pryde
I thought when they said you could control Stalin it would be like from his perspective ordering troops around.
Nevermind!
You look terrible.
Oh shit. I never thought of that..
I've had a stroke , I'm in a coma and my damaged mind is creating this game to try and keep me sane. Thank god. For a moment there I was reallly worried!
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I could either listen to you, or Glorious Leader Dancing Stalin. How's your mustache?
"Stalin vs. Martians is not only a kitsch (check Wikipedia for this word if you're from Iowa), but also a parody. Sort of."
HA HA they made fun of rural America!
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