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Stalin vs. Martians, 04/09!

DarklyreDarklyre Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Games and Technology
So there I was, trawling the depths of /v/, when I saw something that shocked me to my core.

Someone is making an RTS called Stalin vs. Martians. The name is self-explanatory, in the vein of Jetpack Brontosaurus and Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.

Not only will you be controlling the glorious fodder of the Soviet Army, but you will also be controlling Stalin himself, on the battlefield, no less!
Vopros: Can we play as Stalin himself?
Otvet: Yes, but not from the start. Stalin is our commander and he gives us orders. Closer to the grand finale he will appear on the battlefield as a playable unit - a huge colossus, five times higher than any other creature. Just like it was in the real life.

I lack the words to truly describe this game, so screenshots and website follow:

Screens:
Spoiler:

Stalin vs. Martians: The Unknown Pages of the Second World War

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stalin also dances

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  • LurkLurk Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Relic, take note.

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  • SirUltimosSirUltimos Don't talk, Rusty. Just paint. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Watch out, blue elephant Martians, Stalin is in town!

    Alternatively: Quit Stalin and release the damn game!

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This has to be the weirdest thing i've ever seen.

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Been done, at least in book form...

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    that's quite a nice post, looking at your title and location

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This reminds me of R.A.D for the PS2 actually.

    Without the Mecha that is.

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  • Lord_MordjaLord_Mordja Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh cool, we were just learning about this in class too...

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  • plehpleh Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Holy shit YES

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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    With such a crazy setting it just has to have Mammoth tanks and Tesla coils.

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  • MongerMonger Hella Fuckin Smokey Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, wait, wait. Okay? Hold on a minute.

    Is Santa Claus with the martians? He conquered them, you know.

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  • EliminationElimination Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    This reminds me of R.A.D for the PS2 actually.

    Without the Mecha that is.

    That was a great game. I remember buying it on a whim in a bargain bin. And i never regretted it, my friends and i had a blast for hours in the VS multriplayer, the weird controls just made the game even more hilarious. Like accidentally turning into a tank while your dude was on its shoulder, crushing him inside the joints for instant death lol.

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  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Have you seen the trailer?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Quit hatin' on Joey Stalin!

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  • StormwatcherStormwatcher Blegh BlughRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    eh?

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  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Try reading all of the text on the website. It's hilarious.

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  • EriosErios Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is a glorious thing.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh wait this isn't RAD at all.

    I thought when they said you could control Stalin it would be like from his perspective ordering troops around.

    Nevermind!

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Whilst the concept alone deserves plaudits, the game itself doesn't really look all that good, at least not from the trailer.

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  • Mr RayMr Ray Sarcasm sphereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This right here is what I want to see more of. Innovation. Even if the game sucks the concept and screenshots alone are hilarious.

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  • WitchsightWitchsight Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ive perfected his dance moves at 1:09. The ladies are all about it.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This looks terrible. I hope none of you waste your money on it.

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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    This looks terrible. I hope none of you waste your money on it.

    You look terrible.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    BigDes wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    This looks terrible. I hope none of you waste your money on it.

    You look terrible.

    Oh shit. I never thought of that..

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  • Walrus PeteWalrus Pete Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yes. Yesssssss.

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  • RavenidRavenid Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Oh I know whats happened now.

    I've had a stroke , I'm in a coma and my damaged mind is creating this game to try and keep me sane. Thank god. For a moment there I was reallly worried!

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  • MinionOfCthulhuMinionOfCthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    This looks terrible. I hope none of you waste your money on it.

    I could either listen to you, or Glorious Leader Dancing Stalin. How's your mustache?

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    They may have the best FAQ page ever.

    "Stalin vs. Martians is not only a kitsch (check Wikipedia for this word if you're from Iowa), but also a parody. Sort of."

    HA HA they made fun of rural America!

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is like Sneak King. Just the sort of thing you want to have around when you have company and they say, "I've played all these games. Don't you have something new?"

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man seriously, I might buy this on FAQ strength alone.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am all about this.

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  • SJSJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FAQ wrote:
    Vopros: Your game is basically like Red Alert 3. The same shit. What's the difference?
    Otvet: Since our production budget is 1 zillion times lower than the budget of Red Alert 3, we think it is actually a compliment.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is fantastic.

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  • GnomocideGnomocide Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fuck yeah this looks awesome. Awesome to the max

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Day One!

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The single greatest trailer ever made?

    I think so

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  • SJSJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The single greatest trailer ever made?

    I think so

    Confirmed

    Greatest trailer ever

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    SJ wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The single greatest trailer ever made?

    I think so

    Confirmed

    Greatest trailer ever

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  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The single greatest trailer ever made?

    I think so

    I think that award goes to [VIDURL="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36746.html"]Duke Nukem Trilogy[/VIDURL]

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  • SJSJ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You are incorrect, sir

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