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Alone in NYC

Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Singularity Engine++
My girlfriend is currently in NYC, and I'm here in California. We had a fight, and it suddenly looks like I'm single.

Last week,s he found a sublet for me to stay in during spring break (next week), and the non-refundable plane ticket was bought months ago. I put the deposit down for the place a few weeks back. We were planning on staying together in that studio apartment, but now, it looks like I'll be going at it alone. I don't know anyone in that city, and I'll basically be alone.

The ticket is electronic and under my name, so I can't just give it away, and none of our mutual friends want to stay in NYC for the entirety of spring break (which is how long we have the apartment).

Any fun and interesting things to do by myself in that city? AFAIK, the place is in Manhattan.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm pretty sure there are some things to do in NYC, yeah.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    try and find the CASH CAB

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    buy some fake designer shit.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You should steal your ex-girlfriend's wallet while you are there.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh also, I'm 21, so age restrictions aren't an issue.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    try and find the CASH CAB

    this is basically what i would do

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    dude dude

    get this

    get

    on a boat

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    I'm willing to be your mobile shout out

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh also, I'm 21, so age restrictions aren't an issue.

    Oh well then.

    This changes everything.

    Whore yourself out on the street.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man I don't want to wander up and down the entirety of the city by myself.

    Edit: on the one in a million chance I'll get the cash cab.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man I don't want to wander up and down the entirety of the city by myself.

    why the fuck not? tons of people do it.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck a hobo

    like a boss

    catch the hiv

    like a boss

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hit on debra

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    YOU DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF DANGER YOU ARE IN

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    score an 8-ball

    like a baws

    watch a peep-show

    like a baws

    suck a dude's dick

    like a baws

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i have to write a meeting of the minds type script thing about 4 early immunologists

    should high michael phelps be the moderator

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can't believe that actually says "wet bandits".

    How did I not catch this the first time

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
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    YOU DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF DANGER YOU ARE IN

    you son of a bitch I was going to post this as soon as I saw the thread title

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    try and find the CASH CAB

    this is basically what i would do
    Me too

    It's a game show

    that takes place right in his taxi cab

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think I'll make a documentary on this.

    On how being alone in that city will be hilariously awful

    and how I got to that stage.

    Kind of like A Complete History of my Sexual Failures but more boring

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    seriously go take a ride in the CASH CAB

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ALL RIGHT FINE

    Cash Cab it is.

    Didn't they change the driver?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    no bro its still ben bailey

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    people are alone in new york all the time

    suck it up

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What the fuck is the cash cab.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cash cab is such a great show

    partly because there's really no screening process for contestants

    if you live in new york, you've got a shot

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    What the fuck is the cash cab.

    awesome

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    For equipment, the Cash Cab has ten cameras: one on the host, three on the passengers, one pointing forward from the back window of the cab, and three (front, left, and right) in the advertising shell on the roof of the cab. The rear of the cab behind the seats contains ten recording decks with a tower containing a countdown timer.

    Near the end of the game player's destination Ben Bailey appears to present the cash won. In reality, this cash is a prop and used for on-air purposes only. The winnings must be taxed and are sent via check.
    OH MY GOD

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh awesome. I'm totally not going to disappoint the audience by not doing the video challenge.

    And if I win, I'm going to rent a skywriting service.

    I'll put "FUCK YOU BITCH" in cloud letters across the sky.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i fucking love ben bailey

    he is how i imagine every radio guy looks like

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Man I had a hella great time when I visited New York... jesus I guess it was two years ago this summer, feels like it was only last summer.

    Then again I had a couple people from the boards show me a really nice night on the town.

    PS: Go hang out with Graves that kid is baller and lives in NYC if memory serves.

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    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    For equipment, the Cash Cab has ten cameras: one on the host, three on the passengers, one pointing forward from the back window of the cab, and three (front, left, and right) in the advertising shell on the roof of the cab. The rear of the cab behind the seats contains ten recording decks with a tower containing a countdown timer.

    Near the end of the game player's destination Ben Bailey appears to present the cash won. In reality, this cash is a prop and used for on-air purposes only. The winnings must be taxed and are sent via check.
    OH MY GOD

    AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    everyone knows the double or nothing video question is the easiest one

    only saps don't take it

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh shit Graves.

    I dunno how he'd feel about hanging out in NYC with a skinny Asian dude.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    For equipment, the Cash Cab has ten cameras: one on the host, three on the passengers, one pointing forward from the back window of the cab, and three (front, left, and right) in the advertising shell on the roof of the cab. The rear of the cab behind the seats contains ten recording decks with a tower containing a countdown timer.

    Near the end of the game player's destination Ben Bailey appears to present the cash won. In reality, this cash is a prop and used for on-air purposes only. The winnings must be taxed and are sent via check.
    OH MY GOD

    is this actually surprising to you

    HERE SHOW OFF A WAD OF CASH IN UPTOWN MANHATTAN

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    i fucking love ben bailey

    he is how i imagine every radio guy looks like

    In my mind every female radio announcer that isn't on like... NPR or something boring looks like Joan Jet circa 1990. Every male announcer looks like the Wolf Man from American Graffiti.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    For equipment, the Cash Cab has ten cameras: one on the host, three on the passengers, one pointing forward from the back window of the cab, and three (front, left, and right) in the advertising shell on the roof of the cab. The rear of the cab behind the seats contains ten recording decks with a tower containing a countdown timer.

    Near the end of the game player's destination Ben Bailey appears to present the cash won. In reality, this cash is a prop and used for on-air purposes only. The winnings must be taxed and are sent via check.
    OH MY GOD

    is this actually surprising to you

    HERE SHOW OFF A WAD OF CASH IN UPTOWN MANHATTAN
    LOL YA

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    they are always douches going to like times square or something

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jerk off twelve men

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