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[Game On!] Apples to Fucking Apples

robotsunshinerobotsunshine regular
edited May 2009 in Critical Failures
Apples to Apples is the best game in the world.

You get these red cards, here, and as you can see, they all have stuff on them.
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Then you've got these green cards, here.
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Everyone has a hand of red cards, and everyone takes turns drawing a green card and playing it. Whoever plays the green card is the Judge - everyone else plays one of their red cards. The Judge decides which red card best matches the green card, either because it's a clever match, it's the best of the bunch, or because it's really funny. Usually, it's that last category.

Those are the rules. You get a hand of seven cards, and after Judging, you get another card to bring your hand back up to seven. To win, you have to get a certain number of green cards, depending on how many people are playing.

We can do 5-10 players. I'll play GM. Everyone sends their red cards to me so that the Judge doesn't know who sent them - I send them to the Judge. Afterwards, I replenish everyone's hands.

Attach a big, colorful !sign up to play. I already have a player in reserve, so we need at least four more players. When we reach a good limit, we'll begin.

TURN ORDER FOR JUDGING
Rend
DVG
flowereater
Daius
Zellpher
hylianbunny
SpectralSpork
Darian
Burnage
Arkan

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sounds interesting...

    Sign Up!

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    ArkanArkan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fuck yeah, this game is awesome. !Signup

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    Big, honkin' pile of WoW characters
    I think it's hard for someone not to rage at mario kart, while shouting "Fuck you Donkey Kong. Whose dick did you suck to get all those red shells?"
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, I'll sign up.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh crap

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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    INfor this

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fucking signup

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    DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Signup

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    Diablo 3 - DVG#1857
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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What the hell.

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    robotsunshinerobotsunshine regular
    edited March 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    What the hell.

    i swear to god if you are even a second late with your post i will destroy you

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    DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait...

    Do we get make-your-own cards?
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    Diablo 3 - DVG#1857
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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anyone need a tenth player to !Sign up?

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    FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I am so excited :D

    It looks like we have ten players, which is really cool. Bigger games are always more fun.

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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Frak, missed this somehow. Reserve up.

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck yes apples to apples.

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    PSN: the-K-flash
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    Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SIGN UP

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    TertieeTertiee Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Reserve up since I noticed this thread too late.

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    robotsunshinerobotsunshine regular
    edited March 2009
    I wish we could take everyone, because the more the merrier - but ten is the maximum (we're already at needing a meager four green cards to win) but Darian, kuhlmeye, and Sharp101 are in reserve. And if this goes well, they get top billing in round two! Sorry guys, didn't realize this would fill so fast.

    What I'm going to do now is send everyone their red cards. But then I gotta go to bed because I get up for work at 2 in the morning. I'll actually go ahead and put down the turn order and the first green card up now so we can have some fun with that, and post the results TOMORROW as soon as I get in and check it. And then check in every now and then and post results as they come. So, read your cards here in a moment.

    TURN ORDER FOR JUDGING
    Rend
    DVG
    flowereater
    Daius
    Zellpher
    hylianbunny
    SpectralSpork
    Valkun
    Burnage
    Arkan

    Rend, you're up first. You don't post any red cards - just relax until tomorrow. Then you'll get a PM from me with all your choices. Green card coming next post.
    Wait...

    Do we get make-your-own cards?

    I have firsthand learned the folly of that. So no.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend is god this round. Remember that when you pick your nouns, fools!

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    robotsunshinerobotsunshine regular
    edited March 2009
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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The green card alone made me giggle.

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Honestly, could we have possibly wished for a better starting adjective?

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But with no 'make-your-own' cards, how will I possibly submit my own name?

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    In blood?

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    In blood?

    Fair enough. Come here, I need some writing materials.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I shall defend my sanctitiy good sir!

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh Lord, my cards.

    So many beautiful, magical oppurtunities.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All I can guarantee about my play is that it's INTENSE!

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    FlowerEaterFlowerEater Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Boy did I ever pick a card. :winky:

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You people have no idea who you're fucking with.

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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    my card sucks...

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's not my fault that the other players in Race for the Galaxy obsessively check the thread all day long. I have no problem if you take your time, less work for me to do each day.

    So whoever the judge picks gets the green card if I'm understanding correctly? I'm sorry that this game will be over so quick, but you can all bask in the glory of my genius for even that short time.

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    robotsunshinerobotsunshine regular
    edited March 2009
    Valkun wrote: »
    It's not my fault that the other players in Race for the Galaxy obsessively check the thread all day long. I have no problem if you take your time, less work for me to do each day.

    So whoever the judge picks gets the green card if I'm understanding correctly? I'm sorry that this game will be over so quick, but you can all bask in the glory of my genius for even that short time.

    That's right. And once you get four green cards, you win. With fewer people, you need more green cards (like with only four players, you need 8).

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    DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The green card is coming right on home to Daius. Just so you guys don't get your hopes up.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    And lo, the Grand Benevolent Rend spake down from the heavens "For I am your judge, and from thine submissions I shall chooseth the noun I find to be my favorite. And I shall raise it up, and from that noun shall come the fruit of the green apple tree, upon he who submitteth correctly."

    And there was much rejoicing.

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    ValkunValkun Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Some background on our judge for today:

    Rend is a computer programmer of above average intelligence. He hails from the deepest levels of hell and his favorite drink is fresh virgin blood with mint. When not torturing overweight kittens, he spends his time developing Machiavellian plots to ensure your doom.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend is a pretty intense dude.

    Rend is also a verb.

    :winky:

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    robotsunshinerobotsunshine regular
    edited March 2009
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    Remember everyone: table talk is encouraged!
    Rend, commence Judging.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    d'awww.....

    Alright. Draft round 1, the following are officially OUT of the running (unless you can convince me differently).

    Carl Sagan, Casablanca, the 1920s.

    Leaving:

    Giving a Hug, Bruce Willis, Witch Hunt, Napolean Bonaparte, Terrorist Attack, Mel Gibson

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Damn this sounds like so much fun, sorry I missed the signups. Count me in next round! Would be fun to have a public vote along with the player choice for best red card too.

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    DVGDVG No. 1 Honor Student Nether Institute, Evil AcademyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Excellent cuts, good judging :^:

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    Diablo 3 - DVG#1857
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