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I haff ain German int mine houze

Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest birdRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Singularity Engine++
So my sister signed up for this student exchange program? Cultural interaction something or other. For the next week, a blond haired, blue eyes potential SS member named Sebastian is going to live in the next room. Dude seemed pretty cool, brought me a Jägermeister like brew from his home town (Rheinsberg I think).

So anyway, in this thread you share your experiences with people of other nationalities, both good and bad. Kindly Canadian directed you to the nearest maple syrup factory, sultry Frenchwoman lured you into her home only to rob you blind and give you herpes, whatever.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I made a bet with a Korean dude
    ended up shavin my balls

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You can never trust those wily Koreans

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Koreans seem bias towards me
    is it because I'm Chinese
    maybe

    now I gotta be bias against the Japanese I guess

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ain?

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I thought you were from Israel.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I interact with white folk on a near daily basis

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Ask him about his kartoffel kopf.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    as I was typing basis, my ipod tried to correct it as "Nazi"

    pretty sure this is a sign of some sort

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I saw a black person once

    they almost saw me

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    white people are all abloo abloo abloo
    while we asians are all ching chong ching ching
    AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i am terrified of asian women.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the asian guy I knew was a douchebag.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    white people are all abloo abloo abloo
    while we asians are all ching chong ching ching
    AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

    abloo chong ching abloo

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    this German dude I knew was German

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am terrified of asian women.
    it's because they have no penis, right?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    ain?

    I don't speak faux German so well

    t Morgenstern - yes, I am. what be the point?

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    asians are terrible

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    every asian girl I've dated had bad taste in music

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    asians are terrible
    look man, it was just a joke

    I'll buy you another coke, alright?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am terrified of asian women.
    it's because they have no penis, right?

    and they're the worst drivers

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Immigrants are taking all our jobs.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    asians are terrible
    look man, it was just a joke

    I'll buy you another coke, alright?

    no, no

    this one is fine

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Everyone is a little asian inside

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    one of my best buds is a german dude who is in love with a polish dude, thus reversing all ww2 hostility at a stroke and making hitler's jaw bone rattle in stalin's preserving jar

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella tube Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The germans always invade our work areas in the office.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I had a homeless french guy throw the money I handed him at me in Paris once.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am terrified of asian women.

    When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.

    I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
    Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
    This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.

    So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    Everyone is a little asian inside
    or can have one in a short period of time

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ask him if he wants to see your Weißwurst.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    there are so many homeless people in oahu

    with their tarp beach huts

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am terrified of asian women.

    When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.

    I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
    Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
    This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.

    So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.

    oh oh, now you've gone and made them mad

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    i am terrified of asian women.

    When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.

    I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
    Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
    This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.

    So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.

    I am half asian, and I can attest that asians want you dead

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We had a German exchange student when I was in high school. Dude was straight up fucking crazy.

    He used to squeeze his acne in the middle of class, and wipe it on his jeans.

    Fucker also loved to shake hands. He would hold onto your hand and shake it for 5 minutes while talking to you.

    after watching him pick at his face all hour though, I really didn't want to touch his hands.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait robcham's asian

    great, another person i thought was normal turns out to be an opium smoking oriental devil

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  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You let a German live in your house? Do you not read books??

    You'll come home from work/school one day and find that he's annexed the first floor of your house and is secretly building an airforce in the back yard. Next thing you know he'll be burning down the neighbor's house and sinking the inflatable chairs in his pool!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm alone in my house.

    Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm alone in my house.

    Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?

    You can borrow my philipino manservant.

    No funny business, mind.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I met some Canadians yesterday, they were surprised when I asked them for their ID's. Guess up north they give devil water to their chilluns a bit early.

    They left me a good tip too, that was sweet.

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    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm sure if you ask nicely, china will loan you an extra asian or 5000

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm alone in my house.

    Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?

    You can borrow my philipino manservant.

    No funny business, mind.

    don't do it! one drop of alcohol in that dirty filipino and he's bound to start singing karaoke as loud as possible till he passes out

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