I haff ain German int mine houze

Indie Winter

So my sister signed up for this student exchange program? Cultural interaction something or other. For the next week, a blond haired, blue eyes potential SS member named Sebastian is going to live in the next room. Dude seemed pretty cool, brought me a Jägermeister like brew from his home town (Rheinsberg I think).

So anyway, in this thread you share your experiences with people of other nationalities, both good and bad. Kindly Canadian directed you to the nearest maple syrup factory, sultry Frenchwoman lured you into her home only to rob you blind and give you herpes, whatever.

Robcham

I made a bet with a Korean dude
ended up shavin my balls

Indie Winter

You can never trust those wily Koreans

Robcham

Koreans seem bias towards me
is it because I'm Chinese
maybe

now I gotta be bias against the Japanese I guess

Jordyn

ain?

Morgenstern

I thought you were from Israel.

Koshian

I interact with white folk on a near daily basis

SporkAndrew

Ask him about his kartoffel kopf.

Koshian

as I was typing basis, my ipod tried to correct it as "Nazi"

pretty sure this is a sign of some sort

Davoid

I saw a black person once

they almost saw me

Robcham

white people are all abloo abloo abloo
while we asians are all ching chong ching ching
AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

lostwords

i am terrified of asian women.

Jordyn

the asian guy I knew was a douchebag.

Davoid

Robcham wrote: »

white people are all abloo abloo abloo
while we asians are all ching chong ching ching
AM I RIGHT PEOPLE?

abloo chong ching abloo

Robcham

this German dude I knew was German

Mysst

lostwords wrote: »

i am terrified of asian women.

it's because they have no penis, right?

Indie Winter

Jordyn wrote: »

ain?

I don't speak faux German so well

t Morgenstern - yes, I am. what be the point?

Koshian

asians are terrible

Davoid

every asian girl I've dated had bad taste in music

Mysst

Koshian wrote: »

asians are terrible

look man, it was just a joke

I'll buy you another coke, alright?

lostwords

Mysst wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

i am terrified of asian women.

it's because they have no penis, right?

and they're the worst drivers

Bad-Beat

Immigrants are taking all our jobs.

Koshian

Mysst wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

asians are terrible

look man, it was just a joke

I'll buy you another coke, alright?

no, no

this one is fine

Robcham

Everyone is a little asian inside

Nuzak

one of my best buds is a german dude who is in love with a polish dude, thus reversing all ww2 hostility at a stroke and making hitler's jaw bone rattle in stalin's preserving jar

That Dave Fella

The germans always invade our work areas in the office.

DrZiplock

I had a homeless french guy throw the money I handed him at me in Paris once.

Run Run Run

lostwords wrote: »

i am terrified of asian women.

When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.

I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.

So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.

Mysst

Robcham wrote: »

Everyone is a little asian inside

or can have one in a short period of time

Bad-Beat

Ask him if he wants to see your Weißwurst.

Koshian

there are so many homeless people in oahu

with their tarp beach huts

Indie Winter

Run Run Run wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

i am terrified of asian women.

When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.

I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.

So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.

oh oh, now you've gone and made them mad

Davoid

Run Run Run wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

i am terrified of asian women.

When I was a kid I was somewhat afraid of Asian males.

I thought that they were only capable of one emotion : different degrees of anger.
Ranging from being mildly grumpy to gonna chop your head off for looking at them funny.
This view was all based on the old Japanese / Chinese martial arts / samurai movies on TV I watched.

So I was always extra timid and respectful when around Asians.

I am half asian, and I can attest that asians want you dead

mcp

We had a German exchange student when I was in high school. Dude was straight up fucking crazy.

He used to squeeze his acne in the middle of class, and wipe it on his jeans.

Fucker also loved to shake hands. He would hold onto your hand and shake it for 5 minutes while talking to you.

after watching him pick at his face all hour though, I really didn't want to touch his hands.

Nuzak

wait robcham's asian

great, another person i thought was normal turns out to be an opium smoking oriental devil

John Matrix

You let a German live in your house? Do you not read books??

You'll come home from work/school one day and find that he's annexed the first floor of your house and is secretly building an airforce in the back yard. Next thing you know he'll be burning down the neighbor's house and sinking the inflatable chairs in his pool!

TankHammer

I'm alone in my house.

Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?

SporkAndrew

Kantankeris wrote: »

I'm alone in my house.

Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?

You can borrow my philipino manservant.

No funny business, mind.

Jigrah

I met some Canadians yesterday, they were surprised when I asked them for their ID's. Guess up north they give devil water to their chilluns a bit early.

They left me a good tip too, that was sweet.

Koshian

I'm sure if you ask nicely, china will loan you an extra asian or 5000

lostwords

SporkAndrew wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

I'm alone in my house.

Anyone got any spare Germans/Asians?

You can borrow my philipino manservant.

No funny business, mind.

don't do it! one drop of alcohol in that dirty filipino and he's bound to start singing karaoke as loud as possible till he passes out