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become a virtual Deputized Border Guard

tech_huntertech_hunter MoreSeattleRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
Think the government is not doing enough to protect our borders, how about getting involved yourself, virtually over the internets.

So the The Texas Border Sheriff's Coalition got a grant and they decided to use that money and set up cameras along the Mexico Texas border to watch for illegal crossings. All you need to become a virtual deputy is sign up, which requires only an email address, name, age, and dob. So volunteer your time to catch drug traffickers and maybe even slavers getting across our borders

The cameras are set up in areas of either high activity or where patrols don't go very often
If you spot something there is a button that will send an email to border patrol agents in the area


Disclaimer: becoming a virtual deputy infers no special powers of arrest, legal status or rank

http://www.blueservo.net/

Sig to mucho Grande!
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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm gonna bust me so many Mexicans.

    So many.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What do I win if I catch someone?

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    let's all push it at the same time

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think all I would do is sit there and spam the alert button to piss them off...

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's fun to imagine that almost certainly, somewhere out there, is a depraved pseudo-fascist watching vigilantly, his fingers tensed around the handle of his telephone, ready to inform the local authorities that he saw one of them brown folks skittering across the sands towards our beloved U.S. of A..

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man if I wanted to watch mexicans doing things I would just peek in on my neighbors.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    nads is totally an illegal alien

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm rooting for the slavers

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Another thing to eat up time late at night when I should be studying for shit?

    Sign me up

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm gonna let so many people in.

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can I alert Mexico instead?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man if I wanted to watch mexicans doing things I would just peek in on my neighbors.

    Seriously, I live in California. I'll just walk over to the park and see the fifty birthday parties taking place at once.

    Nads on
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I heard a story on NPR that these kinds of things are being used by drug runners to know when the border is clear for a run.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    I heard a story on NPR that these kinds of things are being used by drug runners to know when the border is clear for a run.

    I remember that report.


    I believe it said that they would hire people to hit the alert button and then go to some other spot far enough away to cross without being detected.

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh, Texas

    Texas my Texas

    Sometimes your behavior concerns me

    All I want to do is love you

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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Shit.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I wonder how much the cartels will pay me to help them find blind spots in the security network.

    I'll just be like "Okay Pedro, keep walking to your left... further... further... okay you're between the cameras. Mark that spot for tomorrow's shipment!"

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fap fap fap?

    fap?

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    tech_huntertech_hunter More SeattleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    mcp wrote: »
    What do I win if I catch someone?

    Well you don't really win anything material.
    Depending how you look at it you could win the feeling of protecting American jobs that Americans don't want from the brown horde.

    Or destroying someones hopes of being able to live their dreams in the most awesomest place ever

    Just depends on your perspective I guess

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Or destroying someones hopes of being able to live their dreams in the most awesomest place ever

    Pfft, Disneyland doesn't let in Mexicans.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So apparently in Bioshock 2 you play a Big Daddy.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently in Bioshock 2 you play a Big Daddy.

    Like, for the whole game? or for a chapter or two?

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have to go to bed in ten minutes!

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    I have to go to bed in ten minutes!
    is it past your bed time

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Or destroying someones hopes of being able to live their dreams in the most awesomest place ever

    Pfft, Disneyland doesn't let in Mexicans.

    Not in the front, anyway.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently in Bioshock 2 you play a Big Daddy.

    Like, for the whole game? or for a chapter or two?

    The whole game! You're apparently the first Big Daddy, an experimental version or something, which is why you can use plasmids.

    Also there's a Big Sister now.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    I have to go to bed in ten minutes!
    is it past your bed time

    oh well past

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    ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I want to do this but instead for the Eye of Terror on Cadia on the outer edges of Imperial Space. Looking for illegal Khornate immigrants and rogue trader lho stick smugglers.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently in Bioshock 2 you play a Big Daddy.

    Like, for the whole game? or for a chapter or two?

    The whole game! You're apparently the first Big Daddy, an experimental version or something, which is why you can use plasmids.

    Also there's a Big Sister now.

    Moriveth what are your sources

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    coldbrand I'm pretty sure you're out of your league

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently in Bioshock 2 you play a Big Daddy.

    Like, for the whole game? or for a chapter or two?

    The whole game! You're apparently the first Big Daddy, an experimental version or something, which is why you can use plasmids.

    Also there's a Big Sister now.

    So, the whole game is you as a super-jacked prototype Big Daddy fucking guys' days up?

    Sounds good, but can you use THE DRILL?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    So apparently in Bioshock 2 you play a Big Daddy.

    Like, for the whole game? or for a chapter or two?

    The whole game! You're apparently the first Big Daddy, an experimental version or something, which is why you can use plasmids.

    Also there's a Big Sister now.

    Moriveth what are your sources

    The new issue of Game Informer!
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Sounds good, but can you use THE DRILL?

    Yes, although it overheats if you use it too long. That's fine, though. Apparently you can seriously fuck splicers up with it.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Or destroying someones hopes of being able to live their dreams in the most awesomest place ever

    Pfft, Disneyland doesn't let in Mexicans.

    Not in the front, anyway.

    Have you retards been to Disneyland?

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, my bad, I was thinking of the country club I attend.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Moriveth this sounds very cool

    did it say anything else of interest

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nads wrote: »
    Wait, my bad, I was thinking of the country club I attend.

    That's better.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    hang on, who tends the golf course

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    according to caddyshack, war veterans

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Why is it past your bedtime FAQ?

    It's only 10

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    Moriveth this sounds very cool

    did it say anything else of interest
    You still have to get Adam, so you can still harvest little sisters, or you can 'adopt' them, and they follow you around and collect Adam. You can help them escape too!

    The game takes place 10 years after Bioshock, and apparently the Big Sister is a Little Sister who grew up, went back, and took over Rapture

    Since you're a Big Daddy, there are points in the game where you can leave Rapture and walk on the sea bed.

    You can also use that awesome-looking Rivet Gun.

    Tanenbaum is still alive!

    There are new areas of Rapture that you can visit, of course, and apparently there are older ones too.

    There's also apparently multiplayer, though all that they said is that there's multiplayer.

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