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Stephen Colbert's [chat] Jansen

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Echo's Cleaning Routine:

    1. Pick up everything from floors.
    2. Go through stuff.
    3. If it's something to keep, put it in its proper place.
    4. If it's not, throw it in a pile on the floor.
    5. When done sorting, throw away everything that's on the floor. Except the cat.
    no throw away the cat Echo

    it is the number one source of poop in your home
    you are terrible

    cats are awesome

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Everything anyone does will appear silly to someone, though.

    I don't think that an interest in fonts is inherently silly. I think hipsters who are "font literate" for hipster's sake are silly. My mother spent most of her career doing graphic design for a living; the hospital she worked for 15 years ago still uses the logo and color scheme she designed. But I can guarantee you that she'd roll her eyes and laugh if I told her that hipsters in NYC actually follow font trends just to be trendy.

    Well the essence of being a hipster is being ridiculous! Doesn't mean I should milk them for all they're worth!

    What do we think of the peach and pink, [chat]?
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    I'd tone down the outline on yacht. Did you put a light outline on the music types? they look kinda fuzzy

    Proto on
    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My mom is such a silly snob. "Oh god the hotel is only two stars it'll be full of roaches!"

    Incenjucar on
  • TalkcTalkc Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Echo's Cleaning Routine:

    1. Pick up everything from floors.
    2. Go through stuff.
    3. If it's something to keep, put it in its proper place.
    4. If it's not, throw it in a pile on the floor.
    5. When done sorting, throw away everything that's on the floor. Except the cat.
    no throw away the cat Echo

    it is the number one source of poop in your home
    you are terrible

    cats are awesome

    Cats are apathetic balls of fur, filled with michievious malice, and aloofness.

    Of COURSE they are awesome! Just ask any cat! They will tell you, Fuck yes I am awesome! I am a cat!

    Talkc on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    One of my parents cats, this large orange one, is so incredibly sweet and lovable if you hate cats after you've met him you are objectively a bad person.

    Incenjucar on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Proto wrote: »
    Did you put a light outline on the music types? they look kinda fuzzy

    Ahhh yes I did. Nice catch. Thanks

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I love kitties

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    KITTIES

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GUYS I HEARD THERE WERE CATS I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I see your pug and raise you
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    Artsy.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    The soundtrack to this photo is her purring so loudly that one could believe she is pretending to be a tiny motorbike.

    japan on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The press of the Spoon River Clarion was wrecked,
    And I was tarred and feathered,
    For publishing this on the day the Anarchists were hanged in Chicago:
    “I saw a beautiful woman with bandaged eyes
    Standing on the steps of a marble temple.
    Great multitudes passed in front of here,
    Lifting their faces to her imploringly.
    In her left hand she held a sword.
    She was brandishing the sword,
    Sometimes striking a child, again a laborer,
    Again a slinking woman, again a lunatic.
    In her right hand she held a scale;
    Into the scale pieces of gold were tossed
    By those who dodged the strokes of the strokes of the sword.
    A man in a black gown read from a manuscript:
    ‘She is no respecter of persons.’
    Then a youth wearing a red cap
    Leaped to her side and snatched away the bandage.
    And lo, the lashes had been eaten away
    From the oozy eye-lids;
    The eye-balls were seared with a milky mucus;
    The madness of a dying soul
    Was written on her face —
    But the multitude saw why she wore the bandage.”

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Evening all.

    Coldred on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    japan your cat is a fatass

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    japan your cat is a fatass

    She's just very furry. She only weighs about 4kg, which is perfectly reasonable for a cat of her size.

    japan on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I really love cat-[chat]:
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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    My mom is such a silly snob. "Oh god the hotel is only two stars it'll be full of roaches!"

    Does your mother clean the house 3-4x a week, vacuums every second day, and scrubs all the floors once a week? If not, can we trade?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    JMG]
    Evening all.
    Now, what is going on in this picture, Coldred?

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    My mom is such a silly snob. "Oh god the hotel is only two stars it'll be full of roaches!"

    Does your mother clean the house 3-4x a week, vacuums every second day, and scrubs all the floors once a week? If not, can we trade?

    I dunno though, two stars is kind of pushing it. Normally I try for at least three.

    Coldred on
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    Sock drawer wooo

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    JMG]
    Evening all.
    Now, what is going on in this picture, Coldred?

    There is a cat, and he's wrapped in a towel. He may have been damp at the time.

    Coldred on
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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I want a kittie :(

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Other cat was disgruntled at being left out, so here is a picture of him looking appropriately disgruntled at having to wear a kitty harness.

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    My mom is such a silly snob. "Oh god the hotel is only two stars it'll be full of roaches!"

    Does your mother clean the house 3-4x a week, vacuums every second day, and scrubs all the floors once a week? If not, can we trade?

    I dunno though, two stars is kind of pushing it. Normally I try for at least three.

    Bugs aren't that bad, provided they respect the rules of co-renting: Stay out of my sight, and I won't actively expend the effort to kill you. Start bothering me and it's squish.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    My mom is such a silly snob. "Oh god the hotel is only two stars it'll be full of roaches!"

    Does your mother clean the house 3-4x a week, vacuums every second day, and scrubs all the floors once a week? If not, can we trade?

    Pretty much yes.

    She suggested I bring a can of Lysol to the hotel.

    Incenjucar on
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    stilist why do I suck at graphic design?

    whenever I emboss anything, it looks like a 5 year old trying to blend colors

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    My mom is such a silly snob. "Oh god the hotel is only two stars it'll be full of roaches!"

    Does your mother clean the house 3-4x a week, vacuums every second day, and scrubs all the floors once a week? If not, can we trade?

    Pretty much yes.

    She suggested I bring a can of Lysol to the hotel.

    I sympathize then. I was the same way for quite a while since I didn't experience anything other than perfect cleanliness. Then I got out on my own, realized how much effort cleaning is, and lowered my standards to the point I'm comfortable with anything.

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    Argh, newspapers.

    That German guy in the school shootings? He played the "death game" Far Cry 2 the night before the shootings.

    Echo on
  • stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    stilist why do I suck at graphic design?

    whenever I emboss anything, it looks like a 5 year old trying to blend colors
    Embossing seldom looks good outside of actual, physical embossing.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    I sympathize then. I was the same way for quite a while since I didn't experience anything other than perfect cleanliness. Then I got out on my own, realized how much effort cleaning is, and lowered my standards to the point I'm comfortable with anything.

    Pretty much all I care about is that the staff doesn't steal my stuff, and the room doesn't cling to me in any fashion.

    I mostly just want a cot and a closet.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Argh, newspapers.

    That German guy in the school shootings? He played the "death game" Far Cry 2 the night before the shootings.

    Did he also watch the "death TV show" CSI, and read a "death newspaper" featuring murders that had occured the preceding day?

    japan on
  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    Argh, newspapers.

    That German guy in the school shootings? He played the "death game" Far Cry 2 the night before the shootings.

    I thought Germany was pretty heavy on the old censorship anyways. Hmm, he was also an avid Table Tennis player too, according to wikipedia.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sad: the people that were murdered that day will never be remembered, the murderer has his own wiki.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    stilist why do I suck at graphic design?

    whenever I emboss anything, it looks like a 5 year old trying to blend colors
    Embossing seldom looks good outside of actual, physical embossing.

    indeed

    I'm trying to do a bit more miami embossing of this

    http://www.discoworkout.com/

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2009
    If someone gets murdered by someone they met on Facebook, the press will treat the story as if it were about Facebook. If someone gets murdered by someone they met at a supermarket, the press will just treat it as a story about a murder.

    Echo on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Argh, newspapers.

    That German guy in the school shootings? He played the "death game" Far Cry 2 the night before the shootings.
    Did he also watch the "death TV show" CSI, and read a "death newspaper" featuring murders that had occured the preceding day?
    Did he read the "death Bible" that includes tons of murder, rape, and genocide?

    Thanatos on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Argh, newspapers.

    That German guy in the school shootings? He played the "death game" Far Cry 2 the night before the shootings.

    I thought Germany was pretty heavy on the old censorship anyways. Hmm, he was also an avid Table Tennis player too, according to wikipedia.

    Yeah, but who hasn't murdered someone over an overly heated game of ping pong.

    Cinders on
  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SHOES!
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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gosling wrote: »
    Sportscenter just had a list of the top 10 NCAA football coaches.

    #1 is Lane Kiffin.

    Is it Opposite Day and nobody told me?
    Is this all time or currently active?

    Because I mean, even if it's the latter then it's pretty retarded, but not as retarded as the former.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    SHOES!
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    did you kill this cat

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