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Fuck Fat People [DO IT]

StaleStale Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
So I had a craving for terrible food. I try to eat good, somewhat healthful shit 24/7. Especially now. But every now and then I just want something terrible and God awful.

Unfortunately where I live is very uppity and corporate. So I was at my desk google mapping where I could go before traffic shuts everything down, and I found it. The holy grail of shitty horrible food.


Hardees. And it's just down the street.


I roll down and walk in, and it's like the twilight zone in there. Not a single person present is under 200... probably 250. The median waist size HAS to be 38"+. Jesus Christ, I can smell the grease in this place from the parking lot.

Now, I did my research. I scoped out what was on the menu. There was obviously only one choice. The Monster Thickburger. 1500 calories. 108g of fat. 63 of which are saturated. 2700+ mg of Sodium.

This is just a single sandwich. One. Now granted, because of my gut, it wasn't going to be sticking around long, but still, even absorbing a fraction of that is bad news. So imagine my reaction when I see a family of fatties, father, mother, and 2 sons, all ordering not one, but two?

imagine.... 8 of these monstrosities spread across 3 trays. It's like some kind of competitive eating event. They each have fries and.....


....wait for it....


Diet Cokes.



As I'm waiting for my own cholesterol bomb to come out, imagine my horror when I see not one of the sons.... BUT BOTH OF THEM, take out glucose meters and test their blood sugar.



THEY ARE DIABETIC AND THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE FEEDING THEM THIS SHIT.

I wanted to call social services right there.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Qorzm wrote: »
    dammit, rolo, you beat me

    I am enjoying that thread

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is this the thread where we sound off on how much we weigh

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What I think is the real problem is not that people are fat but that people are stupid as hell.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I mean, I'm a fat dude

    but I sometimes wonder how some people out there get to be as fat as they are

    it's nice that I can still feel better than other people in that way

  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    God Stale just sell yourself to OCP already.

    Just think! You'll live forever as a cyborg! Shunned eternally and forever unable to feel the warmth of a woman's touch, but immortal!

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was under the impression that if you have diabetes you really can't have non diet soda, sort of in the way you really can't breathe liquids, where as you can kind of sort of but not really get away with having say, two thick burgers.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I take a diet coke because I am concerned over my poor teeth.

    But then I have heard that diet coke is just as bad your teef as regular coke.

    c/d?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I ain't fuckin' no fatties Stale

    I mean, I have but that's history.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't understand morbidly obese people because I've been sitting around eating potato chips and playing videogames for years and I am not like a whale shark.

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a storm rocks a ship on a sea the wind shakes the leaves on a treeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i weigh a lot
    dunno how fat i am, really

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't want to fuck fat people, no

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I take a diet coke because I am concerned over my poor teeth.

    But then I have heard that diet coke is just as bad your teef as regular coke.

    c/d?
    the aspartame in diet coke is probably worse for you than anything in regular coke.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    I was hoping somebody would mention this

    I was not disappointed.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If I drink a soda it is diet. I think full sugar sodas are much too sweet. I'm addicted to caffeine hardcore though and I'll usually drink an Iced Tea.

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    are you fucking kidding me? christ, my 13yr old son is type I and he pretty much regulates himself. of course he's 6' and 170lbs, so he knows he can go out of whack pretty quickly.

    but i grew up on carls jr (in CA) and hardees (in NC). that is the best bad shit.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    We all gotta fuck a fat person at some point.

    Wait, what's this thread about?

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I take a diet coke because I am concerned over my poor teeth.

    But then I have heard that diet coke is just as bad your teef as regular coke.

    c/d?
    the aspartame in diet coke is probably worse for you than anything in regular coke.

    If that wasn't a medical myth.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's a placebo effect, except you fucking know it doesn't do anything beforehand.

    It's self sustained ignorance.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    I was under the impression that if you have diabetes you really can't have non diet soda, sort of in the way you really can't breathe liquids, where as you can kind of sort of but not really get away with having say, two thick burgers.

    There is no point at which a juvenile diabetic can possibly be justified in eating like that.

    None.


    That is nothing but negligence and ignorance. I will lay down $5,000 that one or both of those kids are blind and on dialysis by 30.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I take a diet coke because I am concerned over my poor teeth.

    But then I have heard that diet coke is just as bad your teef as regular coke.

    c/d?
    the aspartame in diet coke is probably worse for you than anything in regular coke.

    If that wasn't a medical myth.

    Well I assume that was in response to dental health.

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    I was under the impression that if you have diabetes you really can't have non diet soda, sort of in the way you really can't breathe liquids, where as you can kind of sort of but not really get away with having say, two thick burgers.

    There is no point at which a juvenile diabetic can possibly be justified in eating like that.

    None.


    That is nothing but negligence and ignorance. I will lay down $5,000 that one or both of those kids are blind and on dialysis by 30.

    I'm not disagreeing about the end result

    I am simply saying the time frame is different.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't understand morbidly obese people because I've been sitting around eating potato chips and playing videogames for years and I am not like a whale shark.

    Wait till you turn 30!

  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Water is much better than diet soda

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    personally, I like the taste of Diet Coke

    I get Coke Classic about a quarter of the time, and Coke Zero when it's available

  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cadmunky wrote: »
    are you fucking kidding me? christ, my 13yr old son is type I and he pretty much regulates himself. of course he's 6' and 170lbs, so he knows he can go out of whack pretty quickly.

    but i grew up on carls jr (in CA) and hardees (in NC). that is the best bad shit.

    Stop feeding your kid horse steroids

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    personally, I like the taste of Diet Coke

    I get Coke Classic about a quarter of the time, and Coke Zero when it's available
    If I do drink soda I typically enjoy Coke Zero.

    It's rare though, I drink water most of the time.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't understand morbidly obese people because I've been sitting around eating potato chips and playing videogames for years and I am not like a whale shark.

    Wait till you turn 30!

    Not my metabolism!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    i hate fatties so much. Fat chicks are always hitting on me when I go out and totally cockblock my chances with anyone else.

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Septus wrote: »
    GRMike wrote: »
    Ness445 wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I take a diet coke because I am concerned over my poor teeth.

    But then I have heard that diet coke is just as bad your teef as regular coke.

    c/d?
    the aspartame in diet coke is probably worse for you than anything in regular coke.

    If that wasn't a medical myth.

    Well I assume that was in response to dental health.

    From the mayo clinic site -
    Safety of artificial sweeteners
    Artificial sweeteners are often the subject of stories in the popular press and on the Internet, claiming that they cause a variety of health problems, including cancer. According to the National Cancer Institute, however, there's no scientific evidence that any of the artificial sweeteners approved for use in the United States cause cancer. And numerous studies confirm that artificial sweeteners are safe for the general population.

    Aspartame does carry a cautionary note, however. It isn't safe for people who have the rare hereditary disease phenylketonuria (PKU). Products that contain aspartame must carry a PKU warning on the label.

    So yeah... unless you have PKU aspartame ain't gonna do shit to you.

  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Water is boring. I drink milk and beer. They are tasty beverages, and both are healthier for me than Coke.

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  • SASA Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I've been told that genetically I have a predisposition for having diabetes.

    I should be taking better care of myself so I don't ever get the diabetes.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I drink like five sodas a day.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, I'm pretty much a terrible fatass, but I drink diet sodas because I just really dislike the taste of regular sodas.

    Diet Coke just seems... crisper, I guess.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    are you fucking kidding me? christ, my 13yr old son is type I and he pretty much regulates himself. of course he's 6' and 170lbs, so he knows he can go out of whack pretty quickly.

    but i grew up on carls jr (in CA) and hardees (in NC). that is the best bad shit.

    Stop feeding your kid horse steroids

    at 13 I had been Type-I for a year, and about the same size. But I was probably 50 pounds heavier.


    I was a terrible fatty in my teens. When I graduated HS, I was over 300.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah, beer.



    Is there anything your sweet fermented goodness can't cure besides diabetes?

  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    So yeah... unless you have PKU aspartame ain't gonna do shit to you.

    Er, it doesn't sound like dental health was in the scope of that study, because I don't think that's one of the commonly touted problems of aspartame, whereas cancer is.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I don't understand morbidly obese people because I've been sitting around eating potato chips and playing videogames for years and I am not like a whale shark.

    Wait till you turn 30!

    Not my metabolism!

    You poor deluded pothead.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I dunno, I'm a big guy (6' 3", 260-265Lbs) and I've been out eaten by men half my weight. Some of the guys from my hall went out to get some late night dinner at McDonalds a couple of weeks ago and my friend Mike (6', 135lbs) ordered 2 double quarter pounders with cheese and an order of fries. This is not the first time I've seen him order this gargantuan meal.

    Sometimes it's not the food you eat, just saying.

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