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Fuck Fat People [DO IT]
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So I had a craving for terrible food. I try to eat good, somewhat healthful shit 24/7. Especially now. But every now and then I just want something terrible and God awful.
Unfortunately where I live is very uppity and corporate. So I was at my desk google mapping where I could go before traffic shuts everything down, and I found it. The holy grail of shitty horrible food.
Hardees. And it's just down the street.
I roll down and walk in, and it's like the twilight zone in there. Not a single person present is under 200... probably 250. The median waist size HAS to be 38"+. Jesus Christ, I can smell the grease in this place from the parking lot.
Now, I did my research. I scoped out what was on the menu. There was obviously only one choice. The Monster Thickburger. 1500 calories. 108g of fat. 63 of which are saturated. 2700+ mg of Sodium.
This is just a single sandwich. One. Now granted, because of my gut, it wasn't going to be sticking around long, but still, even absorbing a fraction of that is bad news. So imagine my reaction when I see a family of fatties, father, mother, and 2 sons, all ordering not one, but two?
imagine.... 8 of these monstrosities spread across 3 trays. It's like some kind of competitive eating event. They each have fries and.....
....wait for it....
Diet Cokes.
As I'm waiting for my own cholesterol bomb to come out, imagine my horror when I see not one of the sons.... BUT BOTH OF THEM, take out glucose meters and test their blood sugar.
THEY ARE DIABETIC AND THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE FEEDING THEM THIS SHIT.
I wanted to call social services right there.
Unfortunately where I live is very uppity and corporate. So I was at my desk google mapping where I could go before traffic shuts everything down, and I found it. The holy grail of shitty horrible food.
Hardees. And it's just down the street.
I roll down and walk in, and it's like the twilight zone in there. Not a single person present is under 200... probably 250. The median waist size HAS to be 38"+. Jesus Christ, I can smell the grease in this place from the parking lot.
Now, I did my research. I scoped out what was on the menu. There was obviously only one choice. The Monster Thickburger. 1500 calories. 108g of fat. 63 of which are saturated. 2700+ mg of Sodium.
This is just a single sandwich. One. Now granted, because of my gut, it wasn't going to be sticking around long, but still, even absorbing a fraction of that is bad news. So imagine my reaction when I see a family of fatties, father, mother, and 2 sons, all ordering not one, but two?
imagine.... 8 of these monstrosities spread across 3 trays. It's like some kind of competitive eating event. They each have fries and.....
....wait for it....
Diet Cokes.
As I'm waiting for my own cholesterol bomb to come out, imagine my horror when I see not one of the sons.... BUT BOTH OF THEM, take out glucose meters and test their blood sugar.
THEY ARE DIABETIC AND THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE FEEDING THEM THIS SHIT.
I wanted to call social services right there.
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Well I assume that was in response to dental health.
I'm not disagreeing about the end result
I am simply saying the time frame is different.
Wait till you turn 30!
I get Coke Classic about a quarter of the time, and Coke Zero when it's available
Stop feeding your kid horse steroids
It's rare though, I drink water most of the time.
Not my metabolism!
From the mayo clinic site -
Safety of artificial sweeteners
Artificial sweeteners are often the subject of stories in the popular press and on the Internet, claiming that they cause a variety of health problems, including cancer. According to the National Cancer Institute, however, there's no scientific evidence that any of the artificial sweeteners approved for use in the United States cause cancer. And numerous studies confirm that artificial sweeteners are safe for the general population.
Aspartame does carry a cautionary note, however. It isn't safe for people who have the rare hereditary disease phenylketonuria (PKU). Products that contain aspartame must carry a PKU warning on the label.
So yeah... unless you have PKU aspartame ain't gonna do shit to you.
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I should be taking better care of myself so I don't ever get the diabetes.
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Diet Coke just seems... crisper, I guess.
at 13 I had been Type-I for a year, and about the same size. But I was probably 50 pounds heavier.
I was a terrible fatty in my teens. When I graduated HS, I was over 300.
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Is there anything your sweet fermented goodness can't cure besides diabetes?
Er, it doesn't sound like dental health was in the scope of that study, because I don't think that's one of the commonly touted problems of aspartame, whereas cancer is.
You poor deluded pothead.
Sometimes it's not the food you eat, just saying.
And I have!
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Your parents shouldn't have fed you horse steroids.
though I dunno if there's any correlation between aspartame and poor dental health.
WTF are you going on about dental health for? I assumed he was talking aspartame in general.
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Punch that cunt.
for the pushin
off a cliff
yeah, he's been type I for a year now. he get's his build from his mom's side. she's small but her dad and uncles were 6'5"+ 280 pounders. it breaks my heart seeing him go through it and knowing what the future has in store.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
On the other hand, the phosphoric acid in Coke is way worse for you than the sweetener. The chemical reaction that occurs as a result of consuming the acid, caffeine, and sugar all at the same time has the effect of robbing you of calcium and some other thing.
Look here's the deal.
If pouring your drink on a plant will ultimately kill the plant, you probably shouldn't drink it.
Uh?
that is the saddest thing I have ever heard in my life, hero.
From what I remember it wouldn't be the aspartame in question really so much as the acidity.
He "leaned" up to me (well, he couldn't really lean in any direction, he sort of had to rock himself back and forth until he got up enough momentum to shift himself forward) and asked if I knew whether or not he'd get in trouble if he left early.
I assumed the post afterward was talking about the dangers of aspartame in general, which are mostly myths. That's all I was saying.
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all proud of themselves for having a healthy drink
it is soooooo good
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With your penis.
That's funny... I have never once been smug about my soda.
Now my beer on the other hand...
You should hook up with her and get some of that Awful Waffle.
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