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Ello there
Gorilla Salad
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"Ello there" the man said as I was walking to work.
"good day" I replied. I went about my business. As I was treaveling home, I saw the man again.
"Ere's a pie, good sir" he said as he handed me a pie.
"Why thank you, but, um...why are you giving this to me?" I asked.
"Because you were nice to me." he replied.
"Well, thank you. Here, take some money." I handed him a twenty dollar bill.
"Thank you, kind sir."
This continued for 5 days. After that, I felt to sick to go to work. I eventually recovered, and saw the man again.
"Ello there. Sorry, but I don't have any pies today" he said
"That's alright." I replied.
"Why? You didn't like my pies?" he quarryed
"No, no it's not that" I said
"YES IT IS!" he screamed. He reached into his pocket, and I ran. But he was faster. He chased me, chased me, and eventually caught me.
"what are you going to do to me?"
"This!" he said. He gave me $50.
"W-what? Why are you giving this to me?"
"So you can go and get some pies from the bakery" was his reply
"W-w-what?"
"Well, you didn't like my pies, so I figure I'd give you some money to get some that you like." he said.
"T-thank you?"
"No problem, kind sir"
"Would you like to share a pie with me?" I asked. He said yes, and we went into the bakery that we were near and had a nice good cherry pie.
Fin.
"good day" I replied. I went about my business. As I was treaveling home, I saw the man again.
"Ere's a pie, good sir" he said as he handed me a pie.
"Why thank you, but, um...why are you giving this to me?" I asked.
"Because you were nice to me." he replied.
"Well, thank you. Here, take some money." I handed him a twenty dollar bill.
"Thank you, kind sir."
This continued for 5 days. After that, I felt to sick to go to work. I eventually recovered, and saw the man again.
"Ello there. Sorry, but I don't have any pies today" he said
"That's alright." I replied.
"Why? You didn't like my pies?" he quarryed
"No, no it's not that" I said
"YES IT IS!" he screamed. He reached into his pocket, and I ran. But he was faster. He chased me, chased me, and eventually caught me.
"what are you going to do to me?"
"This!" he said. He gave me $50.
"W-what? Why are you giving this to me?"
"So you can go and get some pies from the bakery" was his reply
"W-w-what?"
"Well, you didn't like my pies, so I figure I'd give you some money to get some that you like." he said.
"T-thank you?"
"No problem, kind sir"
"Would you like to share a pie with me?" I asked. He said yes, and we went into the bakery that we were near and had a nice good cherry pie.
Fin.
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Cast: Summon Baron Dirigible.
*Spills drink*
Thank you, Rubacava!
who knew.
I'm not on trial here. Cockney dopes eating pies are on trial.
Thank you, Rubacava!
Too much! Cackling madly in the computer lab is a guaranteed way to get the stares.
I shall die at the top."
-Jonathan Swift
all we have to do is get it marketed by the right people
'when there's a will, there's a pie'
a john woo production
coming soon to a rotary club near you
i think it'd have great success on the [url=
especially if we had some guns akimbo...or haircurlers akimbo?
I swear to god I actually thought he was mining for stone.
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GM of Monsterhearts: Blackwood
custom avatar drawn by me for the winner
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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Sorry for grammatical errors and missusage of words.
you guys are actually quite funny.
You've got poise, I'll say that!
I don't care. I just write this shit for the hell of it. Having people make funny comments about it is just a plus.
Man, this place kicks ass!
I want my 12 minutes back.
It took me considerably less time, but I echo the underlying sentiment: I, too, wish the time I spent reading this thread were somehow returned to me in some form that would allow me to use it in a way that didn't MAKE MY HEAD HURT.
Player of Li Mei Feng, Monkey Princess, The Dresden Files Low Profile
GM of Monsterhearts: Blackwood
Do you also wish that you had the ability to laugh? Or perhaps a soul?
I shall die at the top."
-Jonathan Swift
P.S. I have your 12 minutes and am never giving it back!
Thank you, Rubacava!