"Ello there" the man said as I was walking to work.
"good day" I replied. I went about my business. As I was treaveling home, I saw the man again.
"Ere's a pie, good sir" he said as he handed me a pie.
"Why thank you, but, um...why are you giving this to me?" I asked.
"Because you were nice to me." he replied.
"Well, thank you. Here, take some money." I handed him a twenty dollar bill.
"Thank you, kind sir."
This continued for 5 days. After that, I felt to sick to go to work. I eventually recovered, and saw the man again.
"Ello there. Sorry, but I don't have any pies today" he said
"That's alright." I replied.
"Why? You didn't like my pies?" he quarryed
"No, no it's not that" I said
"YES IT IS!" he screamed. He reached into his pocket, and I ran. But he was faster. He chased me, chased me, and eventually caught me.
"what are you going to do to me?"
"This!" he said. He gave me $50.
"W-what? Why are you giving this to me?"
"So you can go and get some pies from the bakery" was his reply
"Well, you didn't like my pies, so I figure I'd give you some money to get some that you like." he said.
"No problem, kind sir"
"Would you like to share a pie with me?" I asked. He said yes, and we went into the bakery that we were near and had a nice good cherry pie.