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Why end users shouldn't try to be IT Heroes
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I AM FOR YOU.
This is the best.
he was asking about the room decor
I'm talking about the painted glass mug and the shimmery star curtains and all that.
EDIT: Dru!
And everyone's going to know you're just gonna end up at geek squad.
Also I do tech support and olol users are dumb but the pay is good and these people have better things to do with their time than know how to fix computers or use new, complicated software. They make enough money that they can pay us to do it.
What is aggravating is when a user just asks "why isn't this specific tool/hardware working?" without providing any context for what they are trying to do. I have spent hours trying to get customers to just fess up to what they want to do so I can explain to them they are doing it in exactly the most difficult possibly way they could possibly do it. (or that what they are trying to accomplish makes no sense and that's why the result makes no sense)
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I'm just saying, pretty sure ur dog is in ur computer, makin pee.
actually that one is common enough that I know the answer off-hand. Send it in for replacement and start using a tube sock while browsing bigbuttstinyheads.com
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so i called my dog into my room and was petting him and hugging him and such and then he vomited on my bed
now he is under my bed
I-I PLAY A COUPLE GAMES ON'EM
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At least your dog is alive. I had a dream the other night where Callius and I were hanging out, getting drunk and he pulled out a machete and went to chop my head off. Right as the blade came down, I thought, "Dustin has really nice taste in eyewear." And then I woke up. I told Callius and he sent me a picture of his brand new, pimp as hell specs.
I didn't know the man wore glasses. I am doomed to death by machete.
get that kid off my ice you little wankas
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Kelly is still experiencing periodic slowness and needs to have this remedied asap as it is causing stress on her joints to be pressing on the mouse and keyboard so hard, etc.
also, just teach the girl to type properly.
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Me: What type of printer is it?
Them: HP laserjet
Me: Usually that is followed by a combination of letters and or numbers. Is this a networked printer or just local to her machine?
Them: local
Me: /facepalm
"So, how do I get this new thing installed?"
"Do you have an IT department?"
"I don't know"
"How many people work at your physical location?"
"About nine hundred. Why?"
"You have an IT department; they are the ones that need to help you."
"But why can't you help me?"
"Would you ask a car salesman to work on your car or would you rather a mechanic did it?"
"Good point. I'll call IT. Do you have their number?"
*HEAD-DESK*
They are fucking sharp as hell man. You have no idea.
sharp as a machete?
If I suddenly stop posting, you guys will know why.
Now, who could that be at the door?
brb
I have a recorded conversation with an old lady that said she wanted spam. When I told her she didn't want spam she argued with me.
I have another one where someone threatened to sue me because the images in her eBay auction weren't showing up and she was losing money by the second....she was selling post cards she found in her attic for 28 cents a piece.
No pity. They're the users, their job is to fuck your shit up, your job is to fix it....over and over and over again.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
I believe I knew your mother, son.
pix now plz
the op sure is a smart guy! wow!
All throwing IT holier than thou jerkwad words around like whoa
fricking jerkface
the IT guys at my college were really damn stupid or really damn lazy, not sure which. Five or six full timers, like a dozen student workers at a tiny college, and they "don't have time" to do anything but do a system wipe/reinstall for anything. They were mostly a bunch of unwashed creepy amounts of rings on the fingers larpers though.
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This, combined with the OP, proves that all IT people hired to be IT people are in fact, useless.
End proof.
Who wants a body massage?
God that job was hell.
Johnny... do ya play baseball?
Oh shit, get the fuck outta here! What the fuck are you doing you stupid idiot, get the fuck out of here!