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[Mini-Phalla] -- The Care Bears Phalla -- Care Bear/Neutral Victory!

GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Critical Failures
Prepare to Care

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What's going on here?
It's a Mini-Phalla based on those saccharine but adorable ursines of love, The Care Bears.

What's a Phalla?
It's a game, loosely based on the Mafia party game. It has gone through some mutations from the source material, though, so you should check out this thread for the local ruleset.

Any specific/unusual rules I should know about?
Every night, you'll vote in bold red (!like this) for a player you'd like to remove from the game. Retractions aren't necessary, but they'd be spiffy if you remember.
Game days will normally last 24 hours, and will end at 11pm Eastern.
The standard ruleset regarding communications is in effect:
No using PMs to prove anything.
No talking to dead people.
No anonymous communications with other players/ pretending to be someone you're not.
Invite me to your proboards.
No screen-caps.
INACTIVUS hungers. Please respect other players -- if you can't participate on a fairly consistent basis, don't ruin other peoples' experiences by signing up. That said, if you need to drop out let me know. Better that than a disappearing act.
Read your role PMs -- there may be extra stuff in there, and you wouldn't want to miss it.
If you have any questions, ask 'em like this. I may not answer, but at least I'll notice.

!Sign up in any colour, and we'll get this thing going.

Player List:
1. Astraphobia -- Friend Bear
2. Wildcat -- Love-a-Lot, aka Sour Sam
3. simonwolf
4. Keika
5. SpectralSpork
6. Kay -- Tenderheart Bear
7. Darian -- Bright Heart
8. Malkor -- Cozy Heart
9. Loxx -- Brave Heart
10. Gandalf_the_Crazed -- Birthday Bear, aka No Heart
11. Romantic Undead
12. FrostMist -- Grams Bear
13. Daius
14. Ryadic -- Wish Bear
15. Ultros64 -- Funshine Bear
16. Toxic Toys -- Proud Heart, aka Cold Heart
17. WilDPanthA05
18. pablo_price -- Champ Bear, aka Beastly
19. lonelyahava -- Gentle Heart
20. Fiaryn
21. Rend -- Playful Heart
22. Andrew Ryan -- Daydream Bear
23. enlightenedbum
24. Sticks -- Cheer Bear

Reserve List
1. kime
2. Obbi
3. Warban

Narrations:
Opening Narration
Night One
Night Two
Night Three
Night Four

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Care Bear !Sign Up Stare

    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up, please.

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign Up!

    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Sign up for ruining someone's childhood!

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Do I get to be a Care Bear Cousin instead?

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    !Do I get to be a Care Bear Cousin instead?

    If the RNG says yes, then you sure do!

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oooh, that care bear count-down! 5-4-3-2-1!!!!!

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  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Who's that coming, from somewhere up in the sky?

    It's me!

    Sign up!

    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
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  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !signup

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Oh
    Fuck
    Yes.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We care! We care! WE CARE!!

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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !I Wish to Learn the Value of Sharing and Paranoia

    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I loved the first movie sooooo damn hard.

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  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    I loved the first movie sooooo damn hard.

    Both movies were the pinnacle of my childhood. They taught me so much about sharing, caring, loving, and shit. Now I realize that in the real world, that shit does not apply and I'm a bitter fuck cause of it.

    Thank you care bears! :^:

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign Up

    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    I loved the first movie sooooo damn hard.

    Both movies were the pinnacle of my childhood. They taught me so much about sharing, caring, loving, and shit. Now I realize that in the real world, that shit does not apply and I'm a bitter fuck cause of it.

    Thank you care bears! :^:

    I know right

    :rotate:

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    I loved the first movie sooooo damn hard.

    Both movies were the pinnacle of my childhood. They taught me so much about sharing, caring, loving, and shit. Now I realize that in the real world, that shit does not apply and I'm a bitter fuck cause of it.

    Thank you care bears! :^:

    I know right

    :rotate:

    The Care Bears movie (or maybe the second one, there was a large boat involved, anyway) was the first movie I ever saw in a theater. I threw up in the aisle. It was pretty embarrassing.

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was more of a Smurfs kid. At a young age I recall asking my mother how Smurfs made more Smurfs if there was only 1 nubile young Fem-Smurf.

    That was a fun conversation for my mother.

    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was more of a Smurfs kid. At a young age I recall asking my mother how Smurfs made more Smurfs if there was only 1 nubile young Fem-Smurf.

    That was a fun conversation for my mother.

    D:

    What'd she say?

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Sign up !!!

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  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !sign up

    Steam / Xbox Live / Rock Band DLC / WoW: Allanna, Kolii
    SWTOR: Allanna (Shadowlands) / TSW: Sara-Luna
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Funshine Ahava Bear!!!

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Signup!

    I love you guys. Hugs?

    Soul Silver FC: 1935 3141 6240
    White FC: 0819 3350 1787
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'll do it!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend!!!!!!

    *cling*

    Carebear hugs!

    and nsfw stuff

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend!!!!!!

    *cling*

    Carebear hugs!

    and nsfw stuff

    Back off lady, he's mine!

    Actually, if anyone should be sexing Rend it's the Mavericks.

    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend!!!!!!

    *cling*

    Carebear hugs!

    and nsfw stuff

    Back off lady, he's mine!

    Actually, if anyone should be sexing Rend it's the Mavericks.

    Am i ever going to live that down?

    Ever?

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Apathy Bear, Sign Up.. or not, what ever..

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Rend!!!!!!

    *cling*

    Carebear hugs!

    and nsfw stuff

    Back off lady, he's mine!

    Actually, if anyone should be sexing Rend it's the Mavericks.

    Am i ever going to live that down?

    Ever?

    No.

    !Sign up

    Lose: to suffer defeat, to misplace (Ex: "I hope I don't lose the match." "Did you lose your phone again?")
    Loose: about to slip, to release (Ex: "That knot is loose." "Loose arrows.")
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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Rend!!!!!!

    *cling*

    Carebear hugs!

    and nsfw stuff

    Back off lady, he's mine!

    Actually, if anyone should be sexing Rend it's the Mavericks.

    Am i ever going to live that down?

    Ever?

    Absolutely not.

    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks gets in under the wire.

    Signups closed.
    Reserves open.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Holy crap, PM already. Grimmy ain't fucking around, folks.

    Uh, I mean I love you all!

    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wuv... Twue wuv..

    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Rend for sexing up the Mavericks. There are some things a Care Bear just does not do!

    (Not even on the internet shutup shutup shutup I refuse to accept the possibility of rule34 on the Care Bears or their cousins of all things.)

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey now if you're going to day-1 me at least wait for opening narration :p

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend!!!

    RU!!!

    Andrew!!!

    Mygoodness... I have all kinds of friends in this game.

    MUCH LOVE!

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