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[Mini-Phalla] -- The Care Bears Phalla -- Care Bear/Neutral Victory!

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Damn right I'm not.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh geez not this Phalla again...

    B:L on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You hush up, B:L!

    I didn't get to play in the first one.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Lightning arced through the skies above the castle that night, a constant flicker and flash that made the gargoyles seem to dance and grimace on their parapets. Deep in the bowels of the fortress, hunched over a cauldron, No Heart began to chant. The chant continued for hours, growing feverish as it reached its crescendo. As his hoarse voice spat the final phrases, the lightning now bursting in time with the words, No Heart’s form began to twist and shrink. Fur sprouted from his clawed hands, and a symbol began to appear on his now prominent tummy.
    Eventually, silence filled the chamber. No Heart turned on suddenly stubby legs and regarded himself in the tall mirror nearby. A precious little Care Bear leered back at him. No Heart began to chuckle, and then cackled uncontrollably. Insanity lived in that laugh, and in the laughs of his companions.

    _________________

    True Heart Bear sat in her room at Care-a-lot castle and drummed her adorable fingers on the cloud-hewn desk. So much to care about, so little time. Between economic collapse, global warming, traffic fatalities, and the terrible state of reality television, there was a lot for one family of bears to deal with. She shook her head and picked up her pen to get back to work. Suddenly, a shadow fell across her desk. She looked up, but could see only the silhouette of a fuzzy bear against the bright sunshine. A feeling of coldness, of fatigue, of utter apathy washed over her. True Heart blinked and realized she was alone.

    Standing, she strode outside and fired up her cloudcar.

    Hell with it, she thought. I’m going to Vegas.

    The arrow on the caring meter swung towards uncaring.

    __________

    Care Bears! Use the power or your superior morality! Stare down and shame the villains back onto the righteous path! Get the bad guys out of Care-a-lot and get the Caring Meter back up where it should be!

    PMs should all be out. Let me know if you're missing one or have any questions.

    Night one will end at 11pm Eastern time, Friday the 20th.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Oh geez not this Phalla again...

    :P

    I wasn't around for the first one either.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WE CARE <3

    Malkor on
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But not for Autobots?

    Edit: 11pm Eastern is 4am in the Queen's money, yes?

    Wildcat on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Autobots are unfeeling robots that can summon up but a simulacrum of caring.

    We care not for thee.
    Real American Heroes, bitches.

    Fiaryn on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I loves everybody.

    Even B:L.

    And even Obbi.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    But not for Autobots?

    Edit: 11pm Eastern is 4am in the Queen's money, yes?

    I think it's actually 3am. Unless your clocks are going forward this weekend. It's 6:20 there now, right?

    GrimmyTOA on
  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    Oh geez not this Phalla again...
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    :P

    Loxx on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    So much love.
    We must find more.
    Much more.

    Daius on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I don't know about you guys, but I am just hap-hap-happy to be in this phalla! Gosh we are going to have a good time fixing up Care-A-Lot, and getting No Heart to see the error of his ways!

    We just have to think positive! GO TEAM!

    Sticks on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    So much love.
    We must find more.
    Much more.

    woah woah woah.

    we care

    we don't love


    Daius

    Malkor on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    I don't know about you guys, but I am just hap-hap-happy to be in this phalla! Gosh we are going to have a good time fixing up Care-A-Lot, and getting No Heart to see the error of his ways!

    We just have to think positive! GO TEAM!

    You sir, Mr. Sticks, are a bad actor.

    A bad, uncaring, actor.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Malkor wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    So much love.
    We must find more.
    Much more.

    woah woah woah.

    we care

    we don't love


    Daius

    What about Love-A-Lot Bear silly head?

    edit: t RU: Now now, turn that frown upside down Mr. Serious-Bear. This is going to be the bestest adventure. Ooh I know, wouldn't it be fun to come up with a song we could sing while we set things straight around here?

    Sticks on
  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    So much love.
    We must find more.
    Much more.

    woah woah woah.

    we care

    we don't love


    Daius

    What about Love-A-Lot Bear silly head?

    She always was a radical...

    Malkor on
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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I voted for Bearack!

    Yes We Care!

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I voted for Bearack!

    Yes We Care!

    That was unbearbly bad.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I voted for Bearack!

    Yes We Care!

    That was unbearbly bad.

    Oh.
    I see what you did there.

    Daius on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I voted for Bearack!

    Yes We Care!

    That was unbearbly bad.

    Bear with me on this one

    Rend on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Daius

    because I care about you so much that I want you to go to the dentist!

    Scary smile.

    lonelyahava on
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sticks is always evil.

    Furthermore I heard him say that he doesn't care about black people.

    Fiaryn on
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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Andrew Ryan, because I care about Objectivism, if you catch my meaning. ;-)

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  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    There's something beautifully cynical about the Care Bears resorting to mob justice.

    Also !Sticks because he's weirding me out.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Don't bring that shit in here!

    Gandalf_the_Crazed

    Malkor on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm just trying to cheer everyone up after True Heart went to Vegas! Whats wrong with that?

    And I've only been evil twice that I can recall out of 6 or 7 phallas played.

    Sticks on
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm gonna Care Bear Stare the fuck out of someone's face. Who wants it?

    Ryadic on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    I'm just trying to cheer everyone up after True Heart went to Vegas! Whats wrong with that?

    And I've only been evil twice that I can recall out of 6 or 7 phallas played.

    that's 28.5 - 33.3 percent evil rate... which is ALOT better than the 20% mafia rate everyone in the game shares.

    Hmmm.....

    Rend on
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ryadic wrote: »
    I'm gonna Care Bear Stare the fuck out of someone's face. Who wants it?

    I don't think I care for your attitude.

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Astraphobia totally wants it.

    CARE BEAR STARE!

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    Ryadic on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Ryadic

    For inducement of sheer terror!

    And promotion of Alcohol and cos-play

    lonelyahava on
  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    I'm just trying to cheer everyone up after True Heart went to Vegas! Whats wrong with that?

    And I've only been evil twice that I can recall out of 6 or 7 phallas played.

    that's 28.5 - 33.3 percent evil rate... which is ALOT better than the 20% mafia rate everyone in the game shares.

    Hmmm.....

    Small sample size... If roles are truely done with RNG, I will regress towards the mean as I play more.

    But math isn't why we are here, so lets all just CHEER CHEER CHEER! Oh, and find No Heart and his friends, and teach them to CARE CARE CARE!

    Sticks on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    I'm just trying to cheer everyone up after True Heart went to Vegas! Whats wrong with that?

    And I've only been evil twice that I can recall out of 6 or 7 phallas played.

    that's 28.5 - 33.3 percent evil rate... which is ALOT better than the 20% mafia rate everyone in the game shares.

    Hmmm.....

    Small sample size... If roles are truely done with RNG, I will regress towards the mean as I play more.

    Unless you're rainfall.

    Rend on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    I'm just trying to cheer everyone up after True Heart went to Vegas! Whats wrong with that?

    And I've only been evil twice that I can recall out of 6 or 7 phallas played.

    that's 28.5 - 33.3 percent evil rate... which is ALOT better than the 20% mafia rate everyone in the game shares.

    Hmmm.....

    Small sample size... If roles are truely done with RNG, I will regress towards the mean as I play more.

    Unless you're rainfall.

    ...!

    Do not speak that name, it brings cold thoughts and uncaring feelings into the world!

    Kay2 on
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Ryadic

    For inducement of sheer terror!

    And promotion of Alcohol and cos-play

    !Ryadic
    for sloppy furry terror.

    And a gee-golly negative 'tude.

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !simonwolf for the grudge!

    SpectralSpork on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Reserve up! Now someone go inactive so I can join in :P.

    kime on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    I'm just trying to cheer everyone up after True Heart went to Vegas! Whats wrong with that?

    And I've only been evil twice that I can recall out of 6 or 7 phallas played.

    that's 28.5 - 33.3 percent evil rate... which is ALOT better than the 20% mafia rate everyone in the game shares.

    Hmmm.....

    Small sample size... If roles are truely done with RNG, I will regress towards the mean as I play more.

    Unless you're rainfall.

    Or my wife, Keika. But honestly, they are women and women are evil by definition.

    Sticks on
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Reserve up! Now someone go inactive so I can join in :P.

    Ok I'll go inactive right now...

    Oh wait... CRAP! I mean... CRUD!

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