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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey Metal. I shit your coffee today.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I want to kill my finacee, I'm trying to do the stationary for our wedding and she is driving me crazy. You think you guys are tough critics. "Don't do it like that, here let me show you on thar interwebs, like this!"
    It's exactly the FUCKING SAME ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
    I've resorted to shameful vector traces to keep her happy, but it's still not good enough, it doesn't look "drawn enough". But the hand drawn stuff looks "too rough, make it look smoother."

  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Punch her in the ovaries and tell her to shut up.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Now that's the best bit of advice I've recieved all year.

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    I want to kill my finacee, I'm trying to do the stationary for our wedding and she is driving me crazy. You think you guys are tough critics. "Don't do it like that, here let me show you on thar interwebs, like this!"
    It's exactly the FUCKING SAME ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
    I've resorted to shameful vector traces to keep her happy, but it's still not good enough, it doesn't look "drawn enough". But the hand drawn stuff looks "too rough, make it look smoother."

    That is just one of the reasons I date blind chicks.

    Cheese.
  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait. You date girls? Wait, wait.

    Girls?

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The penis goes in the female. Did you even read the instruction manual?

    EDIT: It vexes me to have to clarify this but it's meant to be humourous, not homophobic.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Favorite Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Forbe! wrote: »
    Hey Metal. I shit your coffee today.

    No you didn't.

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait. You date girls? Wait, wait.

    Girls?

    Sometimes they think they're dating girls too. Ahhh, blind lesbians.

    Cheese.
  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    um guys. In PS I made these things:
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    What the fuck are these things?

    How did I make these things?

    How do I get rid of these things?

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've seen those things before, but how I got rid of them I can't remember, I do remember hating them though.

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hitcounters are pretty awesome, especially when certain IP's in the statistics have company names in them!

    Two company-peoples have visited my site so far, woo!

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  • crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA
    edited April 2009
    I think those have something to do with color sampling, Iruka. I don't have a copy of PS on me at the moment, but I seem to remember something about there being a multiple-point color sampler somewhere. I think turning it off was either somewhere in the menu, or on the toolbar that has the color sampling tools.

    EDIT: Though pretty much anyone else's theory is going to be infinitely more likely than mine to be true.

    Try putting your donger in a dishwasher and see how that comes out.
  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    Good job crawdad, You got it.

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  • crawdaddiocrawdaddio Tacoma, WARegistered User, ClubPA
    edited April 2009
    Woot for my spotty memory!

    Try putting your donger in a dishwasher and see how that comes out.
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or basically it was a social experiment to see what would happen if I broke a long standing convention that wasn't a rule.

    The result is that you're a fucking sheep. You rail on about the thread not having the correct word in brackets and in caps, yet you post in the fucking thing anyway. How many times was this thread reported, if I "did it wrong"?

    If you don't like it, fuck you. This is the artist corner, and the very definition implies free thinking and an openness to new ideas.

    The whole goddamn lot of you make me sick. Go kill yourselves.

    Except Loomdun. He's cool.

    And D-robe. Rest of you, at least think of an interesting way to end your life.

    since when did you go all artfaggy?

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Y'know now that you mention it, I had hoped that someone would run me over with a bus or something equally large today. Not exactly a whimsical way to go, but still, coincidence.

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I just finished my last History of Animation class, which covered the Disney renaissance period.

    Did you know that The Lion King was made by one of Disney's B-grade studios? They thought it was going break even, and put their A-listers on another project. You'll never guess what movie that one was.

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Damn... I should have thought of that.

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pocahontas



    Man....

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Never ever? Pocahontas?

  • MagicToasterMagicToaster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait. You date girls? Wait, wait.

    Girls?

    Do I ever!

    Edit: I felt really weird today, I was giving dating advice to this guy that was like 40.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Tube's Favorite Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Or basically it was a social experiment to see what would happen if I broke a long standing convention that wasn't a rule.

    The result is that you're a fucking sheep. You rail on about the thread not having the correct word in brackets and in caps, yet you post in the fucking thing anyway. How many times was this thread reported, if I "did it wrong"?

    If you don't like it, fuck you. This is the artist corner, and the very definition implies free thinking and an openness to new ideas.

    The whole goddamn lot of you make me sick. Go kill yourselves.

    Except Loomdun. He's cool.

    And D-robe. Rest of you, at least think of an interesting way to end your life.

    since when did you go all artfaggy?

    Since it gives me a reason to berate people.

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2009
    haha, I missed the tv intro I did the modeling/rigging for tonight because I got two emails from people in earlier time zones who were like, "dang, we missed it! did you see it?", and had thought I'd missed it already when I still had 2 hours to catch it.

    whoooooooooops.

  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I was wondering why Adult Swim was showing soft core porn with giant black bars over the naughty bits, until I remembered the date.

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Or basically it was a social experiment to see what would happen if I broke a long standing convention that wasn't a rule.

    The result is that you're a fucking sheep. You rail on about the thread not having the correct word in brackets and in caps, yet you post in the fucking thing anyway. How many times was this thread reported, if I "did it wrong"?

    If you don't like it, fuck you. This is the artist corner, and the very definition implies free thinking and an openness to new ideas.

    The whole goddamn lot of you make me sick. Go kill yourselves.

    Except Loomdun. He's cool.

    And D-robe. Rest of you, at least think of an interesting way to end your life.

    since when did you go all artfaggy?

    Since it gives me a reason to berate people.

    There there old bean. /hug

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I hate april fools day. Its like a whole holiday built on lying to people. Right to their face. About important things!

    May as well have a "National Nut-punch Day".

    Cheese.
  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited April 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I hate april fools day. Its like a whole holiday built on lying to people. Right to their face. About important things!

    May as well have a "National Nut-punch Day".

    There there old bean. /hug

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    :lol: Well played. I totally needed that hug.
    Spoiler:

    Cheese.
  • GrennGrenn Registered User
    edited April 2009
    haha, as much as 'Elaborate April fools joke based on e-hugging people' has ME written all over it... alas... it was a genuine attempt to soothe your vexation.

    I've not been 'got' by any AF trickery as yet, a bit quiet on that front.

    Almost too quiet.

  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well as long as your heart was pure then thanks for the hug Grenn. Maybe you can see why I'm so on edge. It's the calm before the inevitable April Fools Day storm. Its like we're in one those boats in Saving Private Ryan riding towards Omahahayouredumb Beach. I'm always the guy puking on his shoes who gets shot first by a prank as soon as the doors lower.

    Cheese.
  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i really want a tatoo. badly.

    ...really badly.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    As long as you don't get a tattoo, we're good.

  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    NotACrook NotAFan of tatoos?

  • CommunistCowCommunistCow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or basically it was a social experiment to see what would happen if I broke a long standing convention that wasn't a rule.

    The result is that you're a fucking sheep. You rail on about the thread not having the correct word in brackets and in caps, yet you post in the fucking thing anyway. How many times was this thread reported, if I "did it wrong"?

    Yea it took me a lot longer to find the thread because it didn't follow the convention thus implying the convention is useful. It also implies you suck at life.

    No, I am not really communist. Yes, it is weird that I use this name.
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or basically it was a social experiment to see what would happen if I broke a long standing convention that wasn't a rule.

    The result is that you're a fucking sheep. You rail on about the thread not having the correct word in brackets and in caps, yet you post in the fucking thing anyway. How many times was this thread reported, if I "did it wrong"?

    Yea it took me a lot longer to find the thread because it didn't follow the convention thus implying the convention is useful. It also implies you suck at life.

    It could also imply that you aren't very good at reading.

  • SixSix Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't like all these implications.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Six wrote: »
    I don't like all these implications.

    what are you implying?

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