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Fuck Muscle Cramps, this is a Teddy Roosevelt thread
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those ants were totally going to launch the first attack of the invasion
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
Benning is not only a Basic Combat Training station, but it's also the Infantry School, which means it serves primarily as the United States Army Infantry School and One Station Unit Training Center. All such types of posts that are related to combat arms (Infantry, Artillary, etc) only train male recruits.
Or, what?
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My country can falsely accuse your country of doing something crazy to the UN and then invade your country, starting a war which would quickly devolve into a quagmire, which would then result in a near civil war breaking out amongst the primary cultures of your country.
Oh, also, which country are you from?
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Yes, like young females who just got back from a tour in Korea and are suffering from Korean goggle syndrome.
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Iraq.
I'm a fucking psychic.
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u owe us 1
it is trooly grim
Yeah, srsly. You're welcome.
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they're called charlie horses
and the best thing to do if you get one next time is immediately stand up and put all your weight on that leg
it seems like the fucking worst idea but trust me
if you do this, you won't have the excruciating pain for like 10 minutes and you won't have the dull aching pain all day the next day
it's usually caused by dehydration, so i get them when i'm drunk sometimes, the results are hilarious as i stumble around in the dark hopping on one foot yelling "owwwww"
My friends were around at the time so they started kicking me in the leg, increasing the pain even further.
My friends are dicks.
leg cramp/charlie horse buddies hi5
drink gatorade
stretch
I have to ask... what is this?
Another alternative for solving leg cramps is to reach down and grab the toes on the offending leg, then pull back. Arch your foot while you do it. It always fixes the problem for me, at least.
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
yeah you're basically stretching out the calf muscle, i.e., the cramp
never heard it described the way you're describing it though
most efficient way to beat down any cramp is to stretch through it, and preventing cramps just means upping potassium intake
I mean, that is if the cramps are in the leg muscles.
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
But my mom would have none of that, and told me to suck it up.
Oh god, how I wanted to kill her in the most painful manner possible that day.
Atleast make her feel the pain I felt.
she knows
It isn't like I'm going to be thinking very rationally when I go from asleep to blinding pain in no time flat. Standing up doesn't even occur to me sometimes.
But I love the gays! And I'm more than fond of most parts of male anatomy!
It is the rotten-meat texture and awful taste of bananas that offends me. It is what I imagine giving a zombie a blowjob would be like, and I don't want to do that.
"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
Ha. Yeah, I guess.
Don't get me wrong though, I love my mother dearly.
it was quite clever, i thought
my mother gave birth to me and pooped at the same time
i came out literally surfin' the brown wave
my emotional pain never went away
This is pretty common.
Also, Javen you should come maple sugaring with us tomorrow.
though I have no idea what maple sugaring entails, aside from the obvious
I hope they have maple butter. The one my mom went to in PA has maple cotton candy.
i just....goddammit, i'll never be able to eat a banana with out this coming to mind.
and you sand hilton fags suck. harmony church for life!
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
but don't worry, it will soon become super-strong and magical
it will be like Devil May Cry 4, but with a leg instead of an arm
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