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LURKERS LIFT YO SHIRTS

KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2009 in Singularity Engine++
I am assuming most of the 80-some people viewing se++ right now are lurkers

what is wrong with you

your tradition is a vile and disreputable one, kin to voyeurs, scheming paedophiles, and that creepy guy that keeps showing up to parties uninvited

here's your chance to correct that!

Koshian on
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOSHIAN YOU'VE OPENED PANDORA'S BOX LUNCH

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Am I to understand that people read our conversations without contributing?

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I never understood lurking... but I never understood lots of things.

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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm readin this thread and not posting right now

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOSHIAN YOU'VE OPENED PANDORA'S BOX LUNCH

    look, you know what was inside pandora's box?

    hope

    and I am filled with the hope that the lurkers aren't serial rapists

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Posting is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    LURKERS
    ASSEMBLE!

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  • ultraexactzzultraexactzz BLEASCHMNN Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're in no position to tell me what to do, sir. None.

    Besides, her ID said she was 18.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Last time we had one of these threads, someone said I was a lurker. It was kind of confusing.

    I get reading forums just for fun, but why would you make an account you don't plan on using?

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    you ain't a lurker, jimbo

    I've seen you around tons

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    and there goes the dog door

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wasn't Pandora's box was filled with fire right?

    Oh wait, maybe that was Promethus?

    Whatever.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pandora's box lunch

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Schrodinger's Cat Box

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Wasn't Pandora's box was filled with fire right?

    Oh wait, maybe that was Promethus?

    Whatever.

    Yeah, it was a box that unleashed fire to the world, and she had to push it up a hill for all eternity and not look back to see if her love was behind her.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    As long as the thread doesn't end up like one of those things - like in urban legends and horror flicks -

    Where there's a sense of unease but probably the evening would be totally uneventful, until you answer the telephone. Then it starts in with the heavy breathing and the cryptic sound effects, and the next thing you know, your torso is trapped in a dumbwaiter.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    pandora's cracker stackers and mini pizza

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pandora's hut

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pandora's Pizza Kitchen

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pandora's butt.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Pandora's Drive-Thru Eatery.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The pizza's free, but the cardboard box is full of potential for e coli?

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But I don't have anything to say!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2009
    and the lurkers continue to lurk

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The pizza's free, but the cardboard box is full of potential for e coli?
    only Schrodinger knows

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wimble wrote: »
    But I don't have anything to say!
    tell me about what you think about me

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Why would people lurk on this forum? It's not like they're reading some ground-breaking information about a useful subject.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hear it's a lark to lurk.

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Why would people lurk on this forum? It's not like they're reading some ground-breaking information about a useful subject.
    hilarity ensues
    and it's like reading a magical book that keeps filling up with new pages

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Why would people lurk on this forum? It's not like they're reading some ground-breaking information about a useful subject.

    To learn about Space-Bat.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    the lurkers aren't exactly turning out in droves, so let's start with something easy

    lurkers, what is your favorite color?

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    how many children have you diddled today?

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  • Abraham F. HawkAbraham F. Hawk Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Hello fellow lurkers!

    Wait a minute, you people aren't lurkers. This is some weird trap, isn't it?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    tell me what you think about me, lurkers
    I want to be smothered in affection and praise

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm watching and waiting

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Lurkers, Super Troopers is on Comedy Central right now. Let's watch it together and discuss.

    The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I have it on high authority that lurkers think robcham is a smelly fag

    isn't that right, lurkers?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm not sure that having something to say is a prerequisite of posting.

    It hasn't stopped me, at least.

    Koshian my favourite color is blue do I win a prize?

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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I may be a fag
    but I ain't smelly

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Why would people lurk on this forum? It's not like they're reading some ground-breaking information about a useful subject.

    god, i'm so tired of ground-breaking information. it's like you just wanna relax with some mind-rotting nonsense sometimes.

    and pandora's lunchable extreme.

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