Tim Schafer's Latest Masterpiece

Xaviar

I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

chevluh

12 jokes,
EDIT: never mind

Aroduc

The first thing I did was find a grammar error.

*sigh*

freakish light

Xaviar wrote: »

I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

It's underneath something.

Spoiler:

Pick up the bear rug.

joshofalltrades

Can't figure out what to do with the popsicle... I know there's a joke on it, and I tried running it under hot water but nada...

freakish light

joshofalltrades wrote: »

Can't figure out what to do with the popsicle... I know there's a joke on it, and I tried running it under hot water but nada...

Think. What do you do with a popsicle?

Spoiler:

Use it on Tim.

ed:.... and 22 jokes. Sweet. This was thoroughly enjoyable.

DarkWarrior

Right, I have a sheet which Ive washed and now lost, cant turn on the sink and have a decapitated head that i cant make do anything, some help please?

freakish light

DarkWarrior wrote: »

Right, I have a sheet which Ive washed and now lost, cant turn on the sink and have a decapitated head that i cant make do anything, some help please?

Did you actually "Turn on" the sink?

subedii

Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

Orogogus

subedii wrote: »

Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

I wish it had the keyboard shortcuts, and that you could press period or something to move through the text, though.

DarkWarrior

Ah, thanks, and 22 jokes.

Jam Warrior

Bringing things like this to my attention is why I love this forum.

Ah_Pook

is there a way to mute this thing?

Orogogus

Tell it you don't have a sound card at the beginning? I don't know; I don't have speakers here, so maybe it just keeps pumping out sound regardless.

Ah_Pook

unlockable mode made me laugh. a good time was had by all, and i think we all learned something too.

chevluh

Orogogus wrote: »

Tell it you don't have a sound card at the beginning?

Surely you realize they only put in this choice to have the opportunity for another gag?

Spoiler:

It uses more primitive PC speaker-like music if you say you haven't got a sound card

guar

Schafer cannot best me.

Rehab

"Wow, that's a really lame joke . . .

I'll use it late in the evening when everyone's drunk."

Monger

PolloDiablo wrote: »

Ha, this is a neat little game. "Who's laughing now, stool?"

Let's dance, you son of a bitch!

I have to admit, it felt good to show that bar stool what's what.

SporkAndrew

Moonwalk mode is pretty much the best unlockable ever.

Jasoco

Wait, where are you guys finding

Spoiler:

a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

Edit: Hahaha! Try "turning off" the

Spoiler:

safe on the wall.

Spoiler:

Okay, let me turn off the security program...

Stand by for Pipe Dream mini-game!

J/K

Spoiler:

BioShock

Spoiler:

Sadly, I actually hoped it would work.

Xaviar

freakish light wrote: »

Xaviar wrote: »

I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

It's underneath something.

Spoiler:

Pick up the bear rug.

Which is why I can't play games like this. I get which verbs I tried mixed up..

Spoiler:

I could've sworn I picked it up, and he said "I like it in the middle of the room." But it turns out I only tried to push and pull it. So I'm going through retrying everything on everything, and I'm thinking about picking up the rug and I say, "Nah, I remember that answer.. Must be something else I missed."

SporkAndrew

Jasoco wrote: »

Wait, where are you guys finding

Spoiler:

a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

Food:

Spoiler:

The food is a red herring, just ignore it.

Other part:

Spoiler:

There's an executive bathroom that you have to find the entrance to somewhere. Have you gotten into the safe yet?

SporkAndrew

Orogogus wrote: »

subedii wrote: »

Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

I wish it had the keyboard shortcuts, and that you could press period or something to move through the text, though.

Yeah, I kept right-clicking on things hoping it would default to the recommended action (talk to person, open door). Instead I just got a flash dialogue box.

Jasoco

SporkAndrew wrote: »

Jasoco wrote: »

Wait, where are you guys finding

Spoiler:

a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

Food:

Spoiler:

The food is a red herring, just ignore it.

Other part:

Spoiler:

There's an executive bathroom that you have to find the entrance to somewhere. Have you gotten into the safe yet?

No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

Peewi

Jasoco wrote: »

SporkAndrew wrote: »

Jasoco wrote: »

Wait, where are you guys finding

Spoiler:

a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

Food:

Spoiler:

The food is a red herring, just ignore it.

Other part:

Spoiler:

There's an executive bathroom that you have to find the entrance to somewhere. Have you gotten into the safe yet?

No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

There is.

Spoiler:

Look at the cigar box after you have the cutters to notice a keyhole. Then use the key on it. You get a box with a six digit number on it. It's the code for the safe, but it's upside down.

Ah_Pook

Jasoco wrote: »

No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

hint

Spoiler:

look at something again

solution

Spoiler:

look in the cigar box again after you take out the cigar cutter and you will find a keyhole. use the strange key with it and find a matchbook with the combination on it.

Jasoco

Peewi wrote: »

There is.

Spoiler:

Look at the cigar box after you have the cutters to notice a keyhole. Then use the key on it. You get a box with a six digit number on it. It's the code for the safe, but it's upside down.

Spoiler:

Oh, duh. I forgot to look at the matches.

Jasoco

I have now completed it twice. Does anything happen if I keep going? Or am I done?

I wish there were more. I also wish I had owned all those cool PNC games back in the day. I never had any of the Lucasarts stuff, no Maniac Mansion, no Monkey Island, no nothing. All I had was Police Quest, and I never got past the biker bar. Later I had Myst but couldn't sit long enough to play much.

Visti

Jasoco wrote: »

I have now completed it twice. Does anything happen if I keep going? Or am I done?

I wish there were more. I also wish I had owned all those cool PNC games back in the day. I never had any of the Lucasarts stuff, no Maniac Mansion, no Monkey Island, no nothing. All I had was Police Quest, and I never got past the biker bar. Later I had Myst but couldn't sit long enough to play much.

Oh, man, really? One word: ScummVM.

Jasoco

Yeah, but I don't own any of the games to play on it.

Ah_Pook

man if you liked this and havent played the classic tim schafer games and other lucasarts classics youre going to explode when you finally get to play them. you gotta get on that.

xzzy

This just proved to me I don't have nearly the patience for this style of game that I did when I was a teenager.

Echo

Also, there are different endings depending on how many jokes you find. I think there are four different ones - zero jokes, 1-6 jokes, 7+ jokes and all jokes.

Try zero jokes.

Jasoco

Haha at the Zero ending.