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Tim Schafer's Latest Masterpiece

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

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  • chevluhchevluh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    12 jokes,
    EDIT: never mind

  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2009
    The first thing I did was find a grammar error.

    *sigh*

  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Xaviar wrote: »
    I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

    It's underneath something.
    Spoiler:

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can't figure out what to do with the popsicle... I know there's a joke on it, and I tried running it under hot water but nada...

  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can't figure out what to do with the popsicle... I know there's a joke on it, and I tried running it under hot water but nada...

    Think. What do you do with a popsicle?
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    ed:.... and 22 jokes. Sweet. This was thoroughly enjoyable.

  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    Right, I have a sheet which Ive washed and now lost, cant turn on the sink and have a decapitated head that i cant make do anything, some help please?

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Right, I have a sheet which Ive washed and now lost, cant turn on the sink and have a decapitated head that i cant make do anything, some help please?

    Did you actually "Turn on" the sink?

  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

  • OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

    I wish it had the keyboard shortcuts, and that you could press period or something to move through the text, though.

  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    Ah, thanks, and 22 jokes.

    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bringing things like this to my attention is why I love this forum.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    is there a way to mute this thing?

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  • OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tell it you don't have a sound card at the beginning? I don't know; I don't have speakers here, so maybe it just keeps pumping out sound regardless.

  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    unlockable mode made me laugh. a good time was had by all, and i think we all learned something too.

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  • chevluhchevluh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Orogogus wrote: »
    Tell it you don't have a sound card at the beginning?
    Surely you realize they only put in this choice to have the opportunity for another gag?
    Spoiler:

  • guarguar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Schafer cannot best me.

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "Wow, that's a really lame joke . . .

    I'll use it late in the evening when everyone's drunk."

  • MongerMonger I'm a ploughin cobbler. Look at my ploughin wagon. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ha, this is a neat little game. "Who's laughing now, stool?"

    Let's dance, you son of a bitch!

    I have to admit, it felt good to show that bar stool what's what.

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Moonwalk mode is pretty much the best unlockable ever.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, where are you guys finding
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    Edit: Hahaha! Try "turning off" the
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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Xaviar wrote: »
    I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

    It's underneath something.
    Spoiler:

    Which is why I can't play games like this. I get which verbs I tried mixed up..
    Spoiler:

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    Spoiler:

    Food:
    Spoiler:

    Other part:
    Spoiler:

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Orogogus wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
    Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

    I wish it had the keyboard shortcuts, and that you could press period or something to move through the text, though.

    Yeah, I kept right-clicking on things hoping it would default to the recommended action (talk to person, open door). Instead I just got a flash dialogue box.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    Spoiler:

    Food:
    Spoiler:

    Other part:
    Spoiler:
    No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    Spoiler:

    Food:
    Spoiler:

    Other part:
    Spoiler:
    No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

    There is.
    Spoiler:

    Wii U: Peevvi || 3DS code: 3480-2527-9521
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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

    hint
    Spoiler:

    solution
    Spoiler:

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  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Peewi wrote: »

    There is.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have now completed it twice. Does anything happen if I keep going? Or am I done?

    I wish there were more. I also wish I had owned all those cool PNC games back in the day. I never had any of the Lucasarts stuff, no Maniac Mansion, no Monkey Island, no nothing. All I had was Police Quest, and I never got past the biker bar. Later I had Myst but couldn't sit long enough to play much.

  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    I have now completed it twice. Does anything happen if I keep going? Or am I done?

    I wish there were more. I also wish I had owned all those cool PNC games back in the day. I never had any of the Lucasarts stuff, no Maniac Mansion, no Monkey Island, no nothing. All I had was Police Quest, and I never got past the biker bar. Later I had Myst but couldn't sit long enough to play much.

    Oh, man, really? One word: ScummVM.

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  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, but I don't own any of the games to play on it.

  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man if you liked this and havent played the classic tim schafer games and other lucasarts classics youre going to explode when you finally get to play them. you gotta get on that.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This just proved to me I don't have nearly the patience for this style of game that I did when I was a teenager.

  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Also, there are different endings depending on how many jokes you find. I think there are four different ones - zero jokes, 1-6 jokes, 7+ jokes and all jokes.

    Try zero jokes. :P

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  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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