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Tim Schafer's Latest Masterpiece

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

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  • chevluhchevluh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    12 jokes,
    EDIT: never mind

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  • AroducAroduc regular
    edited March 2009
    The first thing I did was find a grammar error.

    *sigh*

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  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Xaviar wrote: »
    I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

    It's underneath something.
    Pick up the bear rug.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles await you when you riseRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can't figure out what to do with the popsicle... I know there's a joke on it, and I tried running it under hot water but nada...

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  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Can't figure out what to do with the popsicle... I know there's a joke on it, and I tried running it under hot water but nada...

    Think. What do you do with a popsicle?
    Use it on Tim.

    ed:.... and 22 jokes. Sweet. This was thoroughly enjoyable.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    Right, I have a sheet which Ive washed and now lost, cant turn on the sink and have a decapitated head that i cant make do anything, some help please?

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    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • freakish lightfreakish light Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Right, I have a sheet which Ive washed and now lost, cant turn on the sink and have a decapitated head that i cant make do anything, some help please?

    Did you actually "Turn on" the sink?

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

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  • OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    subedii wrote: »
    Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

    I wish it had the keyboard shortcuts, and that you could press period or something to move through the text, though.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    Ah, thanks, and 22 jokes.

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    ...it's in the shape of a giant c**k.
  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Bringing things like this to my attention is why I love this forum.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    is there a way to mute this thing?

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    So how could I ever refuse
    I feel like I win when I lose
  • OrogogusOrogogus San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tell it you don't have a sound card at the beginning? I don't know; I don't have speakers here, so maybe it just keeps pumping out sound regardless.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    unlockable mode made me laugh. a good time was had by all, and i think we all learned something too.

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    So how could I ever refuse
    I feel like I win when I lose
  • chevluhchevluh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Orogogus wrote: »
    Tell it you don't have a sound card at the beginning?
    Surely you realize they only put in this choice to have the opportunity for another gag?
    It uses more primitive PC speaker-like music if you say you haven't got a sound card

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  • guarguar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Schafer cannot best me.

    guar on
  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    "Wow, that's a really lame joke . . .

    I'll use it late in the evening when everyone's drunk."

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ha, this is a neat little game. "Who's laughing now, stool?"

    Let's dance, you son of a bitch!

    I have to admit, it felt good to show that bar stool what's what.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Moonwalk mode is pretty much the best unlockable ever.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

    Edit: Hahaha! Try "turning off" the
    safe on the wall.
    Okay, let me turn off the security program...

    Stand by for Pipe Dream mini-game!

    J/K
    BioShock
    Sadly, I actually hoped it would work.

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  • XaviarXaviar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Xaviar wrote: »
    I'm at 21, but where the heck did you guys find the phone?

    It's underneath something.
    Pick up the bear rug.

    Which is why I can't play games like this. I get which verbs I tried mixed up..
    I could've sworn I picked it up, and he said "I like it in the middle of the room." But it turns out I only tried to push and pull it. So I'm going through retrying everything on everything, and I'm thinking about picking up the rug and I say, "Nah, I remember that answer.. Must be something else I missed."

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

    Food:
    The food is a red herring, just ignore it.

    Other part:
    There's an executive bathroom that you have to find the entrance to somewhere. Have you gotten into the safe yet?

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Orogogus wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
    Awesome interface. They based it off of the one from the original EGA version of Monkey Island. :lol:

    I wish it had the keyboard shortcuts, and that you could press period or something to move through the text, though.

    Yeah, I kept right-clicking on things hoping it would default to the recommended action (talk to person, open door). Instead I just got a flash dialogue box.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

    Food:
    The food is a red herring, just ignore it.

    Other part:
    There's an executive bathroom that you have to find the entrance to somewhere. Have you gotten into the safe yet?
    No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

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  • PeewiPeewi Sometimes I post Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Jasoco wrote: »
    Wait, where are you guys finding
    a sink or mirror? Is there another room? Because I can't find them! Also, are you supposed to do ANYTHING with the fake food?

    Food:
    The food is a red herring, just ignore it.

    Other part:
    There's an executive bathroom that you have to find the entrance to somewhere. Have you gotten into the safe yet?
    No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

    There is.
    Look at the cigar box after you have the cutters to notice a keyhole. Then use the key on it. You get a box with a six digit number on it. It's the code for the safe, but it's upside down.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    No. Is there a code? Since I can't "Hack" it. :lol:

    hint
    look at something again

    solution
    look in the cigar box again after you take out the cigar cutter and you will find a keyhole. use the strange key with it and find a matchbook with the combination on it.

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    So how could I ever refuse
    I feel like I win when I lose
  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Peewi wrote: »

    There is.
    Look at the cigar box after you have the cutters to notice a keyhole. Then use the key on it. You get a box with a six digit number on it. It's the code for the safe, but it's upside down.
    Oh, duh. I forgot to look at the matches.

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  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have now completed it twice. Does anything happen if I keep going? Or am I done?

    I wish there were more. I also wish I had owned all those cool PNC games back in the day. I never had any of the Lucasarts stuff, no Maniac Mansion, no Monkey Island, no nothing. All I had was Police Quest, and I never got past the biker bar. Later I had Myst but couldn't sit long enough to play much.

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  • VistiVisti Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jasoco wrote: »
    I have now completed it twice. Does anything happen if I keep going? Or am I done?

    I wish there were more. I also wish I had owned all those cool PNC games back in the day. I never had any of the Lucasarts stuff, no Maniac Mansion, no Monkey Island, no nothing. All I had was Police Quest, and I never got past the biker bar. Later I had Myst but couldn't sit long enough to play much.

    Oh, man, really? One word: ScummVM.

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  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, but I don't own any of the games to play on it.

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  • Ah_PookAh_Pook Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    man if you liked this and havent played the classic tim schafer games and other lucasarts classics youre going to explode when you finally get to play them. you gotta get on that.

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    So how could I ever refuse
    I feel like I win when I lose
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This just proved to me I don't have nearly the patience for this style of game that I did when I was a teenager.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Moderator mod
    edited March 2009
    Also, there are different endings depending on how many jokes you find. I think there are four different ones - zero jokes, 1-6 jokes, 7+ jokes and all jokes.

    Try zero jokes. :P

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  • JasocoJasoco Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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