Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Strange & Embarassing Moments:Oh,yes, I loved her pe

TeeMan · March 2009

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Pretty great little story

Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: Strange & Embarassing Moments:Oh,yes, I loved her performance, she's a great actress!
Posted by: Tasteticle

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Here is a strange moment:

I live in Ottawa and was having breakfast with a friend at a place called 'Cora's'. Anywho, as our meal is being served my friend is desperately trying to get me to look beside me for some reason. So i turn around and there is Alanis Morissette sitting right beside me (the tables are pretty close together here). I don't really care because I never liked her music. I just give my friend an "oh, neat" look and look at my food. Then I realize the waitress never brought us any ketchup. So I turn around and tap Alanis Morissette on the shoulder and ask her if we could borrow her ketchup. She looks at me and says "No. Why don't you just grab one off of an empty table?". At this point I am thinking 'what the fuck is your problem?', so I say to her "what? But the closest empty table is way over there and we just need your ketchup for like 5 seconds". She says no again so I decide to make a scene, much to my friends embarrassment. I slam my hands down on my table and say "Dammit, Alanis Morissette, give me your ketchup!" in that overly loud, but not quite yelling tone of voice. Enough people turn around and I guess that pressures her into it because she hands me her ketchup and tells me to piss off. The rest of the breakfast was... awkward.

BoomShake · March 2009

Damn celebrities think they can just horde the ketchup without consequence.

Olivaw · March 2009

Goddamn celebrities taking our condiments

Kudos for striking a blow for the common man!

Zombiemambo · March 2009

I love that he says her full name

yes that's right, I know who you are

Gatsby · March 2009

Zombiemambo wrote: »

I love that he says her full name

yes that's right, I know who you are

darleysam · March 2009

Isn't it ironic that she refused to give you her ketchup and wanted to make you walk further just to acquire some?

No. no it isn't.

Henroid · March 2009

darleysam wrote: »

Isn't it ironic that she refused to give you her ketchup and wanted to make you walk further just to acquire some?

No. no it isn't.

Harr harr.

SithDrummer · March 2009

Nah, I think it would sound funnier to just say "Dammit Alanis, give me your ketchup!" Something about that just clicks.

***** though

Prospicience · March 2009

Oh gawd, just read this in the actual thread and I can not stop laughing. 5'd over and over....

Tasteticle · March 2009

If I ever run into her again I am just going to stare her down. I figure if you are going to have an enemy it might as well be Alanis Morissette.

World as Myth · March 2009

hahahahahahahaha

Aldo · March 2009

Regardless if it's real or not, 5/5!

The_Scarab · March 2009

darleysam wrote: »

Isn't it ironic that she refused to give you her ketchup and wanted to make you walk further just to acquire some?

No. no it isn't.

I love you for this.

Rikushix · March 2009

Let it be said that Cora's is fucking amazing. I would make a total scene if I had to eat one of their skillets without ketchup.

cj iwakura · March 2009

Not even God herself will keep that man from his ketchup.

Rend · March 2009

You oughta know
it's unfair to deny me
the ketchup from your table.

Drez · March 2009

What a slumbitch.

SithDrummer · March 2009

TeeMan wrote: »

Enough people turn around and I guess that pressures her into it because she hands me her ketchup and tells me to piss off.

Man, that must have been a jagged little pill

Kratosmaster · March 2009

darleysam wrote: »

Isn't it ironic that she refused to give you her ketchup and wanted to make you walk further just to acquire some?

No. no it isn't.

You have a problem? Want to go out back and settle this the old fashioned way?