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[Mini Phalla] Elite Phalla Agents - Day Seven – Epilogue! EBA/Village Victory!
Daius
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AGENTS ARE...
Hello to you all! I am Commander Kahn, leader of the legendary group known as the Elite Beat Agents! If you don’t already know about us, I suggest you look here for some very helpful information. Ever since our founding, we have travelled the world helping people in need with the powers of song and dance. If you’re ever in a spot of bother, if the weight of the world is ever on your shoulders, if you’re ever not sure what’s going on, all you have to do is yell -
HEEEEAAALLLLLLPPP!!
followed by your query, and I will be right there to help you out. Unless of course, it is highly classified information.
So what, you may be asking, am I doing here in Critical Failures? Well in one of our recent meetings the idea was posed to me that the best way to find people who need help is by looking on the internet. So this is a one-off oppurtunity. Myself and the Elite Beat Agents our going to run a little forum right here, where they can listen to your problems and help you out. All you have to do is !Sign Up, so we can register you on the Elite Beat Database. And Agents...
DON’T LET ME DOWN!
This is similar to what you people on this forum call a MiniPhalla. It’s apparently like a main Phalla, but smaller.
The Elite Beat Agents do not look kindly on underhand tactics such as screencaps, anonymous contact, talking with people who are no longer in the game and forming Proboards without letting Commander Kahn know!
Everyone will vote in Bold Red, retract votes in Bold Lime and ask for clarifications in Bold Orange.
We at the agency frown on inactivity. We ask that each member of the EBA forums post at least twice a day, so that we know you still need help from us.
Voting will close at Midnight GMT, because we are currently working covertly in London. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
Player List:
1) Kay
2) simonwolf
3) Gumpy
4) Ultros64
5) kuhlmeye
6) Wildcat
7) cj iwakura
8) B:L
9) Kime
10) manaleak34
11) crimsoncoyote
12) Nitsua
13) Andrew Ryan
14) Rainfall
15) Matatat
16) Stew_Stick
17) JaysonFour
18) Ergandar
19) warban
20) WilDPanthA05
21) Sticks
22) Keika
23) GrimmyTOA
24) Tommy2Hands
25) Fiaryn
Reserves:
1) Witch Doctor, DBM
2) Romantic Undead
3) scrivenerjones
4) Obbi
...
WINNERS
Captain Brooke - Sticks - Found his Treasure
Lucy (Little Girl) - warban - Reunited with Dead Father
Max - Nitsua - Got his Plate of Fish
Norma Carrington (Mason) - GrimmyTOA - Resumed Life of Luxury
Chris - Stew_Stick - Film was a Blockbuster
Colonel Bob (Tycoon) - Keika - Regained his Billions
LOSERS
Thomas (Seer) - kuhlmeye - Turned to Stone
Hulk (Role Blocker) - simonwolf - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - cj iwakura - Exploded
Jack - Kime - Turned to Stone
Sam - Fiaryn - Gave up Hope
Agent Derek (EBA) - Ergandar - Turned to Stone
Cap White (Guard) - crimsoncoyote - Turned to Stone
Ken Ozu - Tommy2Hands - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - Kay - Exploded
Jane - Wildcat - Turned to Stone
Sophie - With Doctor, DBM - Turned to Stone
Hello to you all! I am Commander Kahn, leader of the legendary group known as the Elite Beat Agents! If you don’t already know about us, I suggest you look here for some very helpful information. Ever since our founding, we have travelled the world helping people in need with the powers of song and dance. If you’re ever in a spot of bother, if the weight of the world is ever on your shoulders, if you’re ever not sure what’s going on, all you have to do is yell -
HEEEEAAALLLLLLPPP!!
followed by your query, and I will be right there to help you out. Unless of course, it is highly classified information.
So what, you may be asking, am I doing here in Critical Failures? Well in one of our recent meetings the idea was posed to me that the best way to find people who need help is by looking on the internet. So this is a one-off oppurtunity. Myself and the Elite Beat Agents our going to run a little forum right here, where they can listen to your problems and help you out. All you have to do is !Sign Up, so we can register you on the Elite Beat Database. And Agents...
DON’T LET ME DOWN!
This is similar to what you people on this forum call a MiniPhalla. It’s apparently like a main Phalla, but smaller.
The Elite Beat Agents do not look kindly on underhand tactics such as screencaps, anonymous contact, talking with people who are no longer in the game and forming Proboards without letting Commander Kahn know!
Everyone will vote in Bold Red, retract votes in Bold Lime and ask for clarifications in Bold Orange.
We at the agency frown on inactivity. We ask that each member of the EBA forums post at least twice a day, so that we know you still need help from us.
Voting will close at Midnight GMT, because we are currently working covertly in London. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
Player List:
1) Kay
2) simonwolf
3) Gumpy
4) Ultros64
5) kuhlmeye
6) Wildcat
7) cj iwakura
8) B:L
9) Kime
10) manaleak34
11) crimsoncoyote
12) Nitsua
13) Andrew Ryan
14) Rainfall
15) Matatat
16) Stew_Stick
17) JaysonFour
18) Ergandar
19) warban
20) WilDPanthA05
21) Sticks
22) Keika
23) GrimmyTOA
24) Tommy2Hands
25) Fiaryn
Reserves:
1) Witch Doctor, DBM
2) Romantic Undead
3) scrivenerjones
4) Obbi
...
WINNERS
Captain Brooke - Sticks - Found his Treasure
Lucy (Little Girl) - warban - Reunited with Dead Father
Max - Nitsua - Got his Plate of Fish
Norma Carrington (Mason) - GrimmyTOA - Resumed Life of Luxury
Chris - Stew_Stick - Film was a Blockbuster
Colonel Bob (Tycoon) - Keika - Regained his Billions
LOSERS
Thomas (Seer) - kuhlmeye - Turned to Stone
Hulk (Role Blocker) - simonwolf - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - cj iwakura - Exploded
Jack - Kime - Turned to Stone
Sam - Fiaryn - Gave up Hope
Agent Derek (EBA) - Ergandar - Turned to Stone
Cap White (Guard) - crimsoncoyote - Turned to Stone
Ken Ozu - Tommy2Hands - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - Kay - Exploded
Jane - Wildcat - Turned to Stone
Sophie - With Doctor, DBM - Turned to Stone
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Welcome to the world on this side.
Oh no your face
Now I have to find a copy and play it to see what the commotion's about.
At the last possible moment!
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God I love !OSU
It's a bit too late in the night now for me to be sorting out all the PMs though, so I'll be getting those out to you all tomorrow. Sorry for that delay.
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Evil? Then you will know the evil handshake and dance...
I thought not.
!reserve up to make it easier to remove potential inactive folk!
Day 1 narration coming soon.
Hello once again, Critical Failures!
I've recorded and filed all of your applications, and we've got a very good mix of people looking for help! It is in this thread that you will all be able to talk amongst yourselves about your troubles and why you need to be helped. The Elite Beat Agents are all on hand, ready to do their bit. We have decided that, in the spirit of democracy, all of you will be able to !Vote for who you think is most deserving, while the Agents also make their own decisions on the matter. I'm very excited about all of the possible oppurtu-
BZZT
MUSIC! STOP THE MUSIC! DESTROY THE MUSIC! KIL-
BZZT
-nities.
Hold on a minute, we seem to be getting some unauthorised access to the servers. I'm going to have to get the tech people to look into this. For the mean time, I urge you all to be extra vigilant and protect your personal information. There's no telling what these people could be up to. Please, don't let it get in the way of the spirit of the EBA.
I will return with another Forum update in 27 hours, which will apparently be Sunday, 1AM GMT, because of some sort of "Daylight Savings" thing. Crazy world, huh?
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See, I want to vote for myself, too. But then I also don't want to leave the game the first day
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I'm ok with it.
HEEEEEAAAAALP me please!
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