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[Mini Phalla] Elite Phalla Agents - Day Seven – Epilogue! EBA/Village Victory!

DaiusDaius Registered User
edited April 2009 in Critical Failures
AGENTS ARE...
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Hello to you all! I am Commander Kahn, leader of the legendary group known as the Elite Beat Agents! If you don’t already know about us, I suggest you look here for some very helpful information. Ever since our founding, we have travelled the world helping people in need with the powers of song and dance. If you’re ever in a spot of bother, if the weight of the world is ever on your shoulders, if you’re ever not sure what’s going on, all you have to do is yell -
HEEEEAAALLLLLLPPP!!
followed by your query, and I will be right there to help you out. Unless of course, it is highly classified information.
So what, you may be asking, am I doing here in Critical Failures? Well in one of our recent meetings the idea was posed to me that the best way to find people who need help is by looking on the internet. So this is a one-off oppurtunity. Myself and the Elite Beat Agents our going to run a little forum right here, where they can listen to your problems and help you out. All you have to do is !Sign Up, so we can register you on the Elite Beat Database. And Agents...

DON’T LET ME DOWN!


This is similar to what you people on this forum call a MiniPhalla. It’s apparently like a main Phalla, but smaller.

The Elite Beat Agents do not look kindly on underhand tactics such as screencaps, anonymous contact, talking with people who are no longer in the game and forming Proboards without letting Commander Kahn know!

Everyone will vote in Bold Red, retract votes in Bold Lime and ask for clarifications in Bold Orange.

We at the agency frown on inactivity. We ask that each member of the EBA forums post at least twice a day, so that we know you still need help from us.

Voting will close at Midnight GMT, because we are currently working covertly in London. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Player List:
1) Kay
2) simonwolf
3) Gumpy
4) Ultros64
5) kuhlmeye
6) Wildcat
7) cj iwakura
8) B:L
9) Kime
10) manaleak34
11) crimsoncoyote
12) Nitsua
13) Andrew Ryan
14) Rainfall
15) Matatat
16) Stew_Stick
17) JaysonFour
18) Ergandar
19) warban
20) WilDPanthA05
21) Sticks
22) Keika
23) GrimmyTOA
24) Tommy2Hands
25) Fiaryn

Reserves:
1) Witch Doctor, DBM
2) Romantic Undead
3) scrivenerjones
4) Obbi
...

WINNERS
Captain Brooke - Sticks - Found his Treasure
Lucy (Little Girl) - warban - Reunited with Dead Father
Max - Nitsua - Got his Plate of Fish
Norma Carrington (Mason) - GrimmyTOA - Resumed Life of Luxury
Chris - Stew_Stick - Film was a Blockbuster
Colonel Bob (Tycoon) - Keika - Regained his Billions



LOSERS
Thomas (Seer) - kuhlmeye - Turned to Stone
Hulk (Role Blocker) - simonwolf - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - cj iwakura - Exploded
Jack - Kime - Turned to Stone
Sam - Fiaryn - Gave up Hope
Agent Derek (EBA) - Ergandar - Turned to Stone
Cap White (Guard) - crimsoncoyote - Turned to Stone
Ken Ozu - Tommy2Hands - Turned to Stone
Rhombulan - Kay - Exploded
Jane - Wildcat - Turned to Stone
Sophie - With Doctor, DBM - Turned to Stone

Daius on
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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up!

  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !So... beautiful. Should have brought a poet.

    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !HEEEAAALLLLLPPPPP

    ... I mean,

    SSSIIIGGGNNN UPPP!!!

    PSN: the-K-flash
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up to that crazy beat, please!

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    The world never changes. All who sin must burn. Mage Inquisition PBP
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !READY STEADY GO

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up!

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
  • manaleak34manaleak34 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YESSSSSSSSSS
    !3 2 1 GO!

    XBL/Steam:ManaCrevice
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • NitsuaNitsua Newport News, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !SIGN UP!

  • Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !OSU

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    naknaknaknaknak
  • RainfallRainfall If you do not repay me, I will RECLAIM the ball.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !I play game

  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !sign up

  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Oh no not you

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The Commodore's back.

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    The world never changes. All who sin must burn. Mage Inquisition PBP
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Matatat wrote: »
    Oh no the sigil dropped and I missed it

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Matatat wrote: »
    Oh no the sigil dropped and I missed it

    Oh no your face

  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign up

    Now I have to find a copy and play it to see what the commotion's about.

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  • ErgandarErgandar Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !JUMPING JACK FLASH

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !what do you mean I didnt spin fast enough fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !OH HELL YEAH

  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up!

  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up

    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Reserve Up, mostly because I'm not sure if I'll be able to participate this weekend. This sounds like it should be fun, though.

  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ah, hell with it. What's one more concurrent game? !Sign Up!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign me up!

    From the Desk of the Democratically-Elected Pharaoh-President of the Shadowrelam of Egypt
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!
    Tumbling
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    At the last possible moment!

    Soul Silver FC: 1935 3141 6240
    White FC: 0819 3350 1787
  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Reserve up.

    God I love !OSU

    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Right that seems to be everybody.
    It's a bit too late in the night now for me to be sorting out all the PMs though, so I'll be getting those out to you all tomorrow. Sorry for that delay.

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    whoops I am dumb and am going to be out of town all weekend, so !drop me for a reserve please :(

  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !reserve up Unless I can take scriven' spot

    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Seeing as although Witchdoctor is the first reserve he isn't up to doing it on the weekend, the slot is probably going to Warban. Unless Witchdoctor wants to take the spot anyway.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Okay, PMs are (finally) ready and being sent out over the next hour or so. Day 1 will then start.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Okay, PMs are (finally) ready and being sent out over the next hour or so. Day 1 will then start.
    Hey cool, I'm evil! Thanks Daius!

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Okay, PMs are (finally) ready and being sent out over the next hour or so. Day 1 will then start.
    Hey cool, I'm evil! Thanks Daius!

    Evil? Then you will know the evil handshake and dance...

    I thought not.

  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh cool, this filled up.

    !reserve up to make it easier to remove potential inactive folk!

  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I think that's all the PMs out. They were a bit rushed so their may be a few mistakes. If anyone has any queries, PM them to me and I'll try to clarify things for you.

    Day 1 narration coming soon.

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