Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "[chat]in' Alive", by wazilla

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Organichu wrote: »

japan wrote: »

Your brother shits his pants?

Like, routinely, or was it a one off?

He's 17 and it's pretty much whenever he's playing video games and doesn't feel like pausing for video game breaks. A few times a week.

Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: [chat]in' Alive
Posted by: wazilla


Original Content:

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

ViolentChemistry wrote: »

Organichu wrote: »

That kid has a lot of problems. When he's angry he punches walls and chokes himself. When he argues with his girl of the week he'll sometimes cut their name into his arm with a razor. He went to summer school about three years ago and figured he'd be bored... so he keister stashed a GBA SP to summer school. Yes. In his butt cheeks.

Wait, how does he have a girl of the week?

I've wondered that myself and honestly I have no fucking idea. I guess he's a good looking kid but he is completely infantile in his emotions and so I have no clue. He does always have girls calling for him, though. Meh.

They aren't put off by the whole "shits his pants rather than pause the damned game" thing?

Not afraid of commitment

japan

Not so much "awesome" as "horrifying", but whatever.

Antimatter

one star

MrMonroe

this is one of those "oh god this is terrible" things right up until the end.

Buttcleft

if I had a family member who cut names into his arms and shat himself instead of getting up.

I'd look into having the nice gentlemen with the white coats come and take him away

Olivaw

Buttcleft wrote: »

if I had a family member who cut names into his arms and shat himself instead of getting up.

I'd look into having the nice gentlemen with the white coats come and take him away

Yeah

It seems like if he doesn't get put away now something bad is gonna happen in the future and then you'll have to give lots of interviews with newspeople who will ask "there wasn't any way to know what he was gonna do, was there?"

And you'll have to either lie or be all like "well, there was this one time..."

Leitner

The last line is pretty quality.

Aldo

I suppose his equally dysfunctional family just hasn't gotten around seeking professional help. :whistle:

Centipede Damascus

What? No.

Antimatter

how the hell does this have four stars?

Robcham

you suck, antimatter!

Antimatter

Robcham wrote: »

you suck, antimatter!

nah
8-)

Tube

uh you think maybe this kid needs professional help

DarkPrimus

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

uh you think maybe this kid needs professional help

You'd think the parents would have done something about this by now.

tsmvengy

Gold.

Blake T

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

uh you think maybe this kid needs professional help

The last psychiatrist he saw he shoved up his arse.

Ever since then it was hard to book him in.

DarkPrimus

Blaket wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

uh you think maybe this kid needs professional help

The last psychiatrist he saw he shoved up his arse.

Ever since then it was hard to book him in.

You'd think it would be easier after the first time.

Organichu

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

uh you think maybe this kid needs professional help

He gets it but I doubt it's of much help given the environment in which he lives. It's a shame because the people with whom he lives completely sabotage any chance he has of meaningful progress.