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Evil Multifarious

Kusuguttai wrote:

Casket wrote:

Shinto wrote:

What did this notorious character do to bring down such wrath?

They think I'm a "supercreepy internet dude"

well, you haven't given any evidence to the contrary

ice cold burn from tynic in 3 2

Clearly psychic powers are in play here.

Hacksaw

DiscGrace wrote:

You, on the other hand, do bear a striking vocal resemblance to Hacksaw.

...

What?

MikeMan

maybe cuz you probably think mary kate olsen is fat

maybe that might have something to do with it

tynic

... I seem to be becoming predictable.

DiscGrace

Hacksaw wrote:

DiscGrace wrote:

You, on the other hand, do bear a striking vocal resemblance to Hacksaw.

...

What?

Cass has a man voice.

Casket

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Kusuguttai

seriously casket man unrealistic standards of beauty all up ons

Hacksaw

DiscGrace wrote:

Hacksaw wrote:

DiscGrace wrote:

You, on the other hand, do bear a striking vocal resemblance to Hacksaw.

...

What?

Cass has a man voice.

But she doesn't have a Hacksaw voice.

Evil Multifarious

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Your insight is piercing

Like the unwanted penetration of a monstrous cock, be-knobbed like a shillelagh.

Kusuguttai

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, so I'm going to sig it with "Casket, stupidest person in the world"

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

I like to come here to look at my tools.

Hacksaw

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.

stilist

tynic wrote:

... I seem to be becoming predictable.

We don't know what you'll say, just that it'll be awesome.

MikeMan

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

oh man you're right.

just the other day i yelled at a starving ethiopian girl for being a fatass and then went back home and praised my friend Bill "Beerbelly" Bobson for his commitment to physical fitness

then i decided to project my warped version of expectations onto a random dude on the internet

good call there

Kusuguttai

Hacksaw wrote:

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.

Whoa, hey now.
Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.

Hacksaw

Kusuguttai wrote:

Hacksaw wrote:

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.

Whoa, hey now.
Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.

Unless it's gay murder porn. That's worse than kitten rape porn.

Kusuguttai

after orca penis, the only thing that can turn me on is, in fact, orca penis

stilist

Kusuguttai wrote:

Hacksaw wrote:

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.

Whoa, hey now.
Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.

Hacksaw's tastes just aren't up to snuff.

Podly

Rockafeller tree?

Irond Will

Shinto wrote:

Man, this song is amazing.

Tom Waits wrote:

I got your letter today
...

Tom Waits is teh awesome

Kusuguttai

stilist wrote:

Kusuguttai wrote:

Hacksaw wrote:

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.

Whoa, hey now.
Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.

Hacksaw's tastes just aren't up to snuff.

:lol: Stop, you're killing me!

Shinto

Casket wrote:

Shinto wrote:

Casket wrote:

Shinto wrote:

What did this notorious character do to bring down such wrath?

They think I'm a "supercreepy internet dude"

Are you?

God no, what kind of question is that

As I suspected.

You loathesome and depraved abscess on the soul of humanity. You rotting pustulent pervert. Get the hell off my internets before I burn you to cinders with my righteous fury you appauling booby, you hapless gawk, you revolting assfaced buffoon.

So what did he do again?

DiscGrace

Hacksaw wrote:

DiscGrace wrote:

Hacksaw wrote:

DiscGrace wrote:

You, on the other hand, do bear a striking vocal resemblance to Hacksaw.

...

What?

Cass has a man voice.

But she doesn't have a Hacksaw voice.

God dammit, Hack, let me be mean to Cass in peace.

Casket

So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

Kusuguttai

Casket wrote:

So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

first pull out all your teeth, then gum it open.
Gum that sucker like you've never gummed anything before!

ArbitraryDescriptor

Sharpened metal? Ain't rocket science.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Casket wrote:

So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

Don't specially abled people have caretakers to do this stuff for them?

Casket

ArbitraryDescriptor wrote:

Sharpened metal? Ain't rocket science.

I tried that it doesn't work as well as you think

Podly

Tree did not impress

Kusuguttai

good idea
if he uses sharpened metal he might kill himself in the process
it's a win-win

Hacksaw

Casket wrote:

So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

Kill yourself.

MikeMan

JUST FUCKING GET A KNIFE

OH YEAH

AND A TIME MACHINE TO GO BACK TO A MORE APPROPRIATE TIME FOR YOU, LIKE 134,003 BC

Richy

Casket wrote:

So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

Spray with liquid nitrogen, then drop a demolition crane ball on it. If that doesn't open it, then it wasn't meant to be opened by man.

Kusuguttai

Casket wrote:

ArbitraryDescriptor wrote:

Sharpened metal? Ain't rocket science.

I tried that it doesn't work as well as you think

Oh, so you're a moron.

Casket

I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

Sarksus

Kusuguttai wrote:

stilist wrote:

Kusuguttai wrote:

Hacksaw wrote:

Casket wrote:

It's funny that you all impose these horrible characteristics on me. They are all merely reflections about things you hate about yourself. It's the easiest way to push that dark reality out of your lives.

Yes, I hate the fact that I am not turned on by murder porn; you caught me.

Whoa, hey now.
Nothin' wrong with a little murder porn.

Hacksaw's tastes just aren't up to snuff.

:lol: Stop, you're killing me!

:lol:

Casket wrote:

So does anyone have an answer to the original question I asked? How to open Xbox packaging? Because God damns

Kind of sorta hit it with a crowbar until it pops opened.

Richy

Casket wrote:

I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

Like I said, there's no way my method can fail to open it.

MikeMan

Casket wrote:

I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

are you trying them yet

you really won't know if they're hit or miss until you've tried them

Casket

Thinking about burning a hole through the plastic with a soldering iron

Kusuguttai

Casket wrote:

I asked for an easy way, not a fucking convoluted hit or miss way

Like a knife? If you're not able to do it with a knife, then you need to check yourself in to a mental facility because you are a god damned moron.