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LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DimIYDVktfo

Ten minutes, look like Morning offline.

Also.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    First reaction to Elki's cookie thread: "No, fuck you."

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My grandma never made me cookies so it'd be like... impossible

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My grandmother is quite upset about what I've done to her cookies.

    Last time I listen to the internet.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    My gran's homemade biscuits were the stuff of legend, as were her amazing sausage rolls.

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm beginning to think that the true measure of a grandmother's cookies are how fuckable they are. I think Elki is trying to expand our perception of reality.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have to say, Captain Jack from the first season of the new Doctor Who series was the most excellent portrayal of a man who will flirt with anything I've ever seen on television.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think that the true measure of a grandmother's cookies are how fuckable they are. I think Elki is trying to expand our perception of reality.

    I knew it. These forums are part of the liberal conspiracy to destroy the sacred institution of fucking.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think that the true measure of a grandmother's cookies are how fuckable they are. I think Elki is trying to expand our perception of reality.

    I knew it. These forums are part of the liberal conspiracy to destroy the sacred institution of fucking.

    You fool.

    Can't you see?

    He's trying to fuck the sacred institution of fucking.

    Brilliant!

  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jebus! This past weekend I'm wearing a t-shirt and jeans and outside enjoying the day and now...now I'm shovelling my driveway three times in 24 hours! WTH! Damn you to hell, old man winter!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Jebus! This past weekend I'm wearing a t-shirt and jeans and outside enjoying the day and now...now I'm shovelling my driveway three times in 24 hours! WTH! Damn you to hell, Canada!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    D:D:D: FFS Mum! Who the fuck gets changed with their door wide open?

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    New chat is new.

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    I'm beginning to think that the true measure of a grandmother's cookies are how fuckable they are. I think Elki is trying to expand our perception of reality.

    I knew it. These forums are part of the liberal conspiracy to destroy the sacred institution of fucking.

    You fool.

    Can't you see?

    He's trying to fuck the sacred institution of fucking.

    Brilliant!

    He said he would fuck every single object and concept in the vastness of space and the human mind. Literally.

    They said he was mad.

    Both parties were right.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This group of words is most unusual. Why? If you look at it, you can probably find out, but a solution is not all the obvious.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have to say, Captain Jack from the first season of the new Doctor Who series was the most excellent portrayal of a man who will flirt with anything I've ever seen on television.

    Apparently he has entertained the cast members by sticking an entire fake arm where the sun don't shine. So either he's the ultimate method actor, or he's quite like his character.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    This group of words is most unusual. Why? If you look at it, you can probably find out, but a solution is not all the obvious.

    It doesn't contain an "e". Come back with something less ancient.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    This group of words is most unusual. Why? If you look at it, you can probably find out, but a solution is not all the obvious.

    It doesn't contain an "e". Come back with something less ancient.

    except in "the"

    Maybe he meant "that" ?

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    This group of words is most unusual. Why? If you look at it, you can probably find out, but a solution is not all the obvious.

    It doesn't contain an "e". Come back with something less ancient.

    I thought that too. The answer might be right, in which case Dunadan needs to both come back with something less ancient AND check his posts before submitting.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    D:D:D: FFS Mum! Who the fuck gets changed with their door wide open?

    My dad's wife doesn't see the point in closing the door when she's using the toilet.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    This group of words is most unusual. Why? If you look at it, you can probably find out, but a solution is not all the obvious.

    It doesn't contain an "e". Come back with something less ancient.

    except in "the"

    Maybe he meant "that" ?

    Oh yeah. Well it's been "that" instead of "the" the other 5000 times I've seen it.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    This group of words is most unusual. Why? If you look at it, you can probably find out, but a solution is not all the obvious.

    It doesn't contain an "e". Come back with something less ancient.

    except in "the"

    Maybe he meant "that" ?

    yeah.

    also, i found all of these "mind benders" when cleaning out files from the 1980s... pretty easy overall but im having fun with them

    We have a new system of roman numerals!

    MXV = ten
    LXIXV = seven
    LCD = six
    ??? = nine

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    D:D:D: FFS Mum! Who the fuck gets changed with their door wide open?

    My dad's wife doesn't see the point in closing the door when she's using the toilet.

    ewwwwwwwwwwww

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    stupid work. i would rather be asleep.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I watched the entirety of Doctor Who season 1 last night. This might have been a mistake. I have the (admittedly awesome) theme stuck in my head.

    Also, since I'm a geek, I have to weigh in: maybe it's because I'm used to him at this point, but I much prefer Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor. David Tennant is good, but... I dunno, I just got attached to Eccleston.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    D:D:D: FFS Mum! Who the fuck gets changed with their door wide open?

    Awesome. Not for you, of course. But still.

    Awesome.

  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • GonmunGonmun Canada eh!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    D:D:D: FFS Mum! Who the fuck gets changed with their door wide open?

    Apparantly your mom...
    Spoiler:

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

    not enough information.

    cities a and c can be anything from 0 to 18,000 miles from each other.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    finished and e-mailed off.

    Now its time for nicotine.

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

    not enough information.

    cities a and c can be anything from 0 to 18,000 miles from each other.

    Yes, they lie on a circle with radius 9,000 centered on Boise. They could overlap, or they could be connected by a perfectly straight 18,000 mile road.

    #someshit
  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

    not enough information.

    cities a and c can be anything from 0 to 18,000 miles from each other.

    well, it depends on how you measure the distance.

    If you go through the earth to measure the distance you will get much different distances.

    Also, the circumference of the Earth is only 24000 miles or so... if they were 18000 miles away they'd technically only be 6000 miles away from each other (just looking at it another way) but yeah, not enough info I think

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    I basically disapprove of my dad's wife in most of the possible regards.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

    not enough information.

    cities a and c can be anything from 0 to 18,000 miles from each other.

    Yes, they lie on a circle with radius 9,000 centered on Boise. They could overlap, or they could be connected by a perfectly straight 18,000 mile road.

    Perhaps City A is Ironforge and City C is Old Ironforge, some distance below the current Ironforge in a direction putting it still 9,000 miles from Boise.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wazilla wrote: »
    Starcross wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

    not enough information.

    cities a and c can be anything from 0 to 18,000 miles from each other.

    well, it depends on how you measure the distance.

    If you go through the earth to measure the distance you will get much different distances.

    Also, the circumference of the Earth is only 24000 miles or so... if they were 18000 miles away they'd technically only be 6000 miles away from each other (just looking at it another way) but yeah, not enough info I think

    closer to 25 grand I think. but this is a good point. I think the new question should be what is the farthest apart cities A and B can be? Assuming distance is measured on the surface, not throught the earth.

    #someshit
  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I noticed my brother had a prescription for herpes medication sitting around. Upon finding this I was just like "Okay, something I didn't know, but no need to ask about it."

    Later he shows me that he has shingles. I was a bit relieved.

  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck I overslept and was late for work because I stayed up all night reading and now I am fucking exhausted

    grumble

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    the world at war is pretty awesome. YEAAAH RUSSSIA YEAAAH

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Starcross wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    City A and City C are both 9,000 miles from Boise, Idaho. Which is farther from City A?

    a) Boise
    b) City C
    c) not enough information to determine the answer.

    not enough information.

    cities a and c can be anything from 0 to 18,000 miles from each other.

    Yes, they lie on a circle with radius 9,000 centered on Boise. They could overlap, or they could be connected by a perfectly straight 18,000 mile road.

    Perhaps City A is Ironforge and City C is Old Ironforge, some distance below the current Ironforge in a direction putting it still 9,000 miles from Boise.

    Maths is serious stuff. No time for your elf jokes here.

    #someshit
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