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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I forget what it was
    But you hear the weirdest shit listening to AM radio in the middle of the night
    Personally, I recommend Coast to Coast AM
    That shit is frequently awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Best thing he's ever done

    I'll agree with this

    Yeah, I really don't like Whedon's stuff but I will admit
    He does deserve that Oscar for Toy Story

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I forget what it was
    But you hear the weirdest shit listening to AM radio in the middle of the night
    Personally, I recommend Coast to Coast AM
    That shit is frequently awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU

    Yessssssss

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I forget what it was
    But you hear the weirdest shit listening to AM radio in the middle of the night
    Personally, I recommend Coast to Coast AM
    That shit is frequently awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU

    Yessssssss

    Oh this is wonderful
    This is why I listen to this show

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Reminds me of when this lady called in and claimed to have seen a "perfect black man"
    And George said, "Yeah, he's President now."

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What... what would "perfect black man" even mean in the context that you would be calling Coast to Coast AM

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I forget what it was
    But you hear the weirdest shit listening to AM radio in the middle of the night
    Personally, I recommend Coast to Coast AM
    That shit is frequently awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liKV4Ij8LtU

    Yessssssss

    Oh this is wonderful
    This is why I listen to this show

    Oh I love this

    Is there any more

    Did he indeed keep him updated

    Because it could only get better

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What... what would "perfect black man" even mean in the context that you would be calling Coast to Coast AM

    Maybe she meant, like, he was totally black

    Like pitch black

    Unnatural like

    Other than that I don't know

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    What... what would "perfect black man" even mean in the context that you would be calling Coast to Coast AM

    Maybe she meant, like, he was totally black

    Like pitch black

    Unnatural like

    Other than that I don't know

    Yeah, that's what I was thinking
    Like shadow people

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Buster, as far as I know that was the only such call the guy made

    too bad, too

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usually calls aren't that wonderful
    But the calls are usually pretty interesting
    About ghosts and aliens and lost civilizations and all that good stuff


    It makes more sense than listening to conservative talk radio just to get angry like my brother and father do

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm trying to find the one call where the guy claimed to have privileged information about Area 51 (like, he claimed he used to work there or something) and talked about some UFO stuff and made the claim that what we think of as beings from other planets are actually more like interdimensional beings than anything else, and claimed that he would be in big trouble for revealing this stuff

    And then his signal was cut and the station went off the air

    The entire station stopped broadcasting because, according to the host, their satellite had "lost Earth lock" for an hour or so, as in it essentially forgot where the Earth was and stopped relaying signals

    it's an entertaining call, but I can't find it on YouTube

    edit: apparently the dude called back and confessed that he was just joking around, but the host asked him why the satellite still cut out, and the guy couldn't explain it

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ok, here's the original call

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0

    and apparently it is a point of contention as to whether this voice and the voice in the "confession" are the same guy

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And here is the confession, just to make this thorough

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuiuxty1qyU&feature=related

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Hey, what's that, I like to drink beer with this person but I've never lived with them, so I don't know just how disgusting they are?"

    "Oh..."

    we're both well aware of how disgusting the other one is

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The best alien movie is Independence Day and there will be no debate on this

    Independence day was a lot of fun but it was so dumb

    I mean they ask the alien what it wanted from them and it could have said, "We want these following resources, let us take them and it we'll make it relatively painless" and the president could have said "FUCK NO THIS IS 'MURRICA" and then things proceed from there

    But no, he asks the alien what they want the humans to do and it just answers "Diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee"

    Yep, no real strategy to this invasion, just a colossal intergalactic fuck-you.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    The best alien movie is Independence Day and there will be no debate on this

    Independence day was a lot of fun but it was so dumb

    I mean they ask the alien what it wanted from them and it could have said, "We want these following resources, let us take them and it we'll make it relatively painless" and the president could have said "FUCK NO THIS IS 'MURRICA" and then things proceed from there

    But no, he asks the alien what they want the humans to do and it just answers "Diiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee"

    Yep, no real strategy to this invasion, just a colossal intergalactic fuck-you.

    Well, I don't know that it would necessarily make more sense for the aliens to go about it your way either

    I mean, if I was rollin' around the galaxy taking people's resources, I'd probably want to destroy any intelligent civilizations on a planet to prevent possible future reprisals, for one

    Obviously that wouldn't apply to a non-spacefaring culture like ours, but still, as a general policy, better safe than sorry

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I don't care how dumb Independence Day was it is one of my favourite movies to watch

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yeah, I figured the aliens in Independence Day considered us like bugs in a house they were moving into
    You don't tell bugs what you want from a house

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Or how about the one they caught was the alien equivalent of the soldier that kicked that dog into the river on youtube

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like that fact the world's greatest computer networking genius 10 years ago wouldn't be able log onto my wireless network

    but a guy who fixes cable TV could totally hack an advanced alien species' gibson

    #pipe on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that's what they get for using linux

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    or you could go the jew route and say that he just paypal'd his way in

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    he guilted his way in

    #pipe on
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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I like that fact the world's greatest computer networking genius 10 years ago wouldn't be able log onto my wireless network

    but a guy who fixes cable TV could totally hack an advanced alien species' gibson
    hello, Jeff Goldblum

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you must go faster

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enough about the fat lady you're obsessed with the fat lady

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I had a dream last night that I lived with a bunch of badass viking warriors and we were going to fight some other badass viking warriors, except that instead of being a badass viking I was still in my skinny little college-kid body and I knew the other vikings were totally going to kill and rape me, not necessarily in that order

    that was pretty scary

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I cannot for the life of me find a decent poster or print of Soutine's Flayed Ox (terrifying vagina reference goes here). All I can find is someone willing to make a hand painted reproduction, but damn I ain't made of money.

    Fucking bourgeoisie internet stores, man.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought of something pretty scary: Pathfinder.

    How do you fuck up a movie about Native American Ninjas (Ninjuns, for short) fighting against Viking Rape Demons?

    Pathfinder, that's how. That movie had the potential to be a license to print money, but they had to go and fuck it up with a wicked lack of cohesion and shitty fight sequences and oh-yeah-the-cave-that-went-on-for-nine-million-miles.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    AAAAHHH MY LEFT FOOT JUST WENT NUMB WHAT IS GOING ON

    Its your body telling you to watch Dragonball movie this Friday

    that's this friday? oh shit, son. I need to get on that.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I got to see Independence Day on a July 4th midnight showing at the theater in Hadley

    it was pretty cool and we all got to shout "TODAY, WE CELEBRATE

    OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY"

    at the appropriate moment

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought of something pretty scary: Pathfinder.

    How do you fuck up a movie about Native American Ninjas (Ninjuns, for short) fighting against Viking Rape Demons?

    Pathfinder, that's how. That movie had the potential to be a license to print money, but they had to go and fuck it up with a wicked lack of cohesion and shitty fight sequences and oh-yeah-the-cave-that-went-on-for-nine-million-miles.

    Hey, this sounds like my D&D campaign. Maybe I'll watch the movie while I play tomorrow. Although that would make me kind of a jerk.

    (The joke is I'm always kind of a jerk.)

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey, this sounds like my D&D campaign. Maybe I'll watch the movie while I play tomorrow. Although that would make me kind of a jerk.

    (The joke is I'm always kind of a jerk.)

    It's a good idea for any fitting genre; just remember not to bend any of your characters over a dead moose.

    Yes, that happened.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i had such high hopes for pathfinder

    and left the theater so very disappointed.

    the only movie that was even more disappointing for me was 10,000 bc

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stoooop! You're destroying all of my high hopes for BOTH of these films! How can they not be cinematic masterpieces?

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Pathfinder?

    Went high as fuck to go see that, couple of years back on 4/20.

    I fell asleep, my friend flipped out.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    god, 10,000 BC was such utter, utter shit.

    I have seen some bad movies before, but few have wasted my time like to that degree.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    How does it compare to, say, Battlefield Earth?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But that movie was ostensibly about killing mammoths.

    How could it be anything less then rad?

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