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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Original Far Cry was awful is almost every way. The graphics were about the only thing it had going for it.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Crashmo wrote: »
    I really need to pick up all the Bond movies, I love them all so dearly.

    I want them on Blu-ray but that would be such an expensive undertaking at the moment. I currently only have Casino Royale.

    They don't have all of them on Blu-ray. Only the ones with Craig in them. The rest come in DvD sets.

    Nah, they pretty much all are.

    Oh shit! When did this happen!?

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2009
    Neal Stephenson novels.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Far Cry 2.

    Terribly anticlimactic.

    Is it just me or is this game just slow as fuck? I tried getting through it and got to the second 'zone' I guess you would call it. Fuck it, too slow. "Go to the other side of the map, kill 5guys and blow up this thing."


    yet to get there I have to hop on a bus, clear 4 random agressive watch posts with a huge aggro radius, go to the gun shop to exchange my worn down weapons, and then beat the mission and then drive back with every guard post respawned...


    It takes like 2 hours to do a mission... :|

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm scared to mention Back to the Future III in here.

    I mean, I love all three films.

    But it's just so weird to me that after three movies of bitching about not fucking up space-time he would build another time machine for his family's own personal amusement. Sure, at the end of the first film regarding the letter he literally said "What the hell", but after that he becomes pretty adamant on the stance that time is not something that should be fucked with and that the DeLorean should be destroyed.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe he figured that it didn't matter as much, considering he continued to live in the old West, and even started a family there.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Neal Stephenson novels.

    I'd agree right up until the last two, when it looks like he's finally picked out the art of writing epilogues longer than half a sentence.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Crashmo wrote: »
    World Is Not Enough theme is definitely the best part of the movie.

    I actually like the Tomorrow Never Dies song, too.

    Live and Let Die is great. So great that I hear it on the radio at least twice per work shift.

    You Only Live Twice is my favorite by far, because Nancy Sinatra.

    You Only Live Twice was such a good movie and Nancy Sinatra was just the icing on the fucking cake!

    yesssssss

    I love that movie so much

    Almost as much as From Russia With Love

    But it didn't have as awesome a theme song

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    NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    Neal Stephenson novels.

    I was just under the impression someone ripped the last chapter out of my Stephenson books.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I thought Anathem's ending was good. Even though I didn't exactly understand it...

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rome on HBO. season 1 and a lot of season 2 was amazing, but the end was just rushed and bleh.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I hated the ending of God of War 2.

    Not for the game itself, mind you, I just hated being left with a cliffhanger that requires me to buy a new console if I ever want to continue.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Rome on HBO. season 1 and a lot of season 2 was amazing, but the end was just rushed and bleh.
    Yeah, season 2 began to fizzle out as it went on. Such a shame, really.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I hated the ending of God of War 2.

    Not for the game itself, mind you, I just hated being left with a cliffhanger that requires me to buy a new console if I ever want to continue.

    The ending got me so pumped

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Rome on HBO. season 1 and a lot of season 2 was amazing, but the end was just rushed and bleh.
    Yeah, season 2 began to fizzle out as it went on. Such a shame, really.

    well, they were able to pump two full seasons of hour-long episodes out of two and a half hours of source material, which is pretty impressive.

    I think they got the cart before the horse a bit, though. They let the main storyline die and then they wrapped up the plot of the ancillary characters afterward.


    Also the ending to BSG was great and I don't understand what people are bitching about

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    MoonpirMoonpir Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Best Bond theme tune - Live and Let Die
    Best Bond Film - Goldeneye
    Best Bond Bad Guy - Renard (The ONLY good thing in that movie)

    Whats your fave bond bad guy?

    And shit endings? Firefly, serenity. Both had GREAT endings, but the shit end of the stick is that i may never see either in any form again. thats why their ending is shit.

    Also - Evolution (film)
    TES IV - Oblivion
    and a bunch of other games that i cant think of right now.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    For the Living Daylights I present you my theory of Timothy Dalton is shit.

    Timothy Dalton is fantastic in Hot Fuzz

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    For the Living Daylights I present you my theory of Timothy Dalton is shit.

    Timothy Dalton is fantastic in Hot Fuzz

    yesssssss

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    MoonpirMoonpir Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ivar wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    For the Living Daylights I present you my theory of Timothy Dalton is shit.

    Timothy Dalton is fantastic in Hot Fuzz

    yesssssss

    Yes yes and yes

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I love how much they talk about Dalton when you watch the Fuzz-o-Meter. It hasn't made me enjoy The Living Daylights anymore than I did previously, but it did make me reconsider adding Dalton to my list of "Bonds who are Sexable," a decision which leaves Roger Moore alone, standing close to but not with George Lazenby.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    moonraker is the worst bond movie i mean

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Moonpir wrote: »
    Best Bond Film - Goldeneye

    that's like the wrongest thing that has ever been wrong about something that was already wrong to begin with

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    moonraker is the worst bond movie i mean

    die another day for me. i mean, bond don't need no bitches saving his bacon. and really, that surfing scene was so bad it was good

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    the best classic bonds were from russia with love and you only live twice


    also both of the new ones are tits

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From Russia With Love and Goldfinger are the best bond movies\

    [edit] And Dr. No!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandy you are 100% accurate

    If I had a medal I would award it to you for accuracy

    Seriously the only thing that even comes close to those in my book is the hilarity of Diamonds Are Forever.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    gooolllldddddfinnngggeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Shield


    one of the better things to ever be on tv, but they chose to end it during the writer strike and it was shit.

    Utter and complete shit.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also, Over There


    that had so much promise it was scary, but noooooooooo

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The ending of Heroes.

    I say the ending because there was only one season, and it ended horribly before being cancelled by NBC forever.

    Yep :)

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I might be the only person who really enjoyed The Lone Gunmen series, but the ending for that royally sucked, as well.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You can't go wrong with Goldfinger, Goldeneye, and Casino Royale.

    Basically just ignore all of Roger Moore.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the gilmore girls ending was pretty meh, but then again, the last season was meh overall compared to the rest of the series

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, I don't see why people are complaining about the bolivia's water thing when Casino Royale was basically about a terrorist trying to pay off his gambling debts.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Every fucking Michael Crichton book ever. The man could not write a decent ending to safe his life.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I like to complain about Quantum turning Bond back into the ultimate badass. In Casino Royale he felt the blows - he had to restart his heart after getting poisoned and after crashing his car and getting his boys whipped by a length of heavy rope he was in recovery for months. The fights had weight and you felt each blow.

    Suddenly in QoS he's fending off multiple enemies, rolling with punches and jumping out of exploding buildings. It's like they took a few steps back.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also the story made no fucking sense.

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    MoonpirMoonpir Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Moonpir wrote: »
    Best Bond Film - Goldeneye

    that's like the wrongest thing that has ever been wrong about something that was already wrong to begin with

    I accept your post as a valid point of your own personal opinion, and simply state that my original post is a statement of my own opinion.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I enjoyed Quantum of Solace, but after it ended I had a moment of, "Wait, what the fuck was that even about?" To be fair, I watched it during a ten-hour flight in coach, but I'm still not sure there was a decent plot hiding in between the ass-kickings.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    alright, here is what QoS was about:

    James is mad at everybody.

    He is not a 16 year old girl, so instead of cutting himself and listening to AFI he runs about the world and kills dudes.

    The end.

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