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doritos needs to sponsor more shit in video games

MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Singularity Engine++
think on it bros

doritos presents max payne 4: sweet chili heat

The princess is in another castle.......enjoying a cool, refreshing Pepsi




i am a marketing genious

do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    have you been drinking

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I think coke would be a better fit than pepsi

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    meissnerd what the hell are you doing

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'd buy it twice

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    WHO THE FUCK IS THIS AUT

    Oh, wait

    Hey there Meiss

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is worse than my psychic thread.

    That is saying something.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    just makin' a thread

    i'm sorry it's not about a tv show or something

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Smith & Wesson could've been all over Persona 3.

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is actually a quality example of a Heavyarms Thread, for the oldtimers here

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    meissnerd, I'm afraid I have bad news

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    meiss dog how it do

    i'm good man

    but i'd be even better

    with new Yoshimitsu inspired Mountain Dew 8-)8-)

    edit: what is it, thatdudeoverthere

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    This is actually a quality example of a Heavyarms Thread, for the oldtimers here

    You can take that old timey shit and shove it up your pretty ass.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited April 2009
    sometimes I just want some chips to eat

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    meiss don't listen to the haters this is a quality thread

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    what is it, thatdudeoverthere

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    You're in SPACE!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vorus wrote: »
    sometimes I just want some chips to eat

    ain't no thang man

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    STEAM
    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This is actually a quality example of a Heavyarms Thread, for the oldtimers here

    You can take that old timey shit and shove it up your pretty ass.
    My ass is rather pretty

    It must be my Italian genes

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ranx wrote: »
    meiss don't listen to the haters this is a quality thread

    like what if sephiroth had some Hot Pepper chips

    would he have mellowed out maybe

    "i could summon meteor, or eat some twinkies"

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that sounds more like if he smoked weed

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Have you ever summoned Meteor

    on weed?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Harrier wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This is actually a quality example of a Heavyarms Thread, for the oldtimers here

    You can take that old timey shit and shove it up your pretty ass.
    My ass is rather pretty

    It must be my Italian genes

    You must have taken it after your mother.

    Her ass is hella nice. I'd like to land my lunar module on that and plant my big American flag.

    Real deep. You know what I'm saying? We all can go out for ice cream afterwards and I can make obscene jokes that make your face blush with embarrassment.

    Just call me Moon Daddy and I'll treat you right, son.

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  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Doritos presents Cloud's Blue Cheese Buster Sword

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vorus wrote: »
    Doritos presents Cloud's Blue Cheese Buster Sword

    No it should be White Corn and nothing else.

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  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User
    edited April 2009
    Isn't there a free xbox live arcade game that is nothing but doritos? I think you play as a dinosaur who has to eat trucks full of doritos.

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  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Obligatory

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You should be able to buy a game for $10 that's skinned all horribly in ads for AMP'D ENERGY DRINKS and FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS but is otherwise the full game or you could pay the full $60 for the default version of the game.

    It'd be a great market study on how the public would respond to annoying and intrusive sponsorship.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You should be able to buy a game for $10 that's skinned all horribly in ads for AMP'D ENERGY DRINKS and FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS but is otherwise the full game or you could pay the full $60 for the default version of the game.

    It'd be a great market study on how the public would respond to annoying and intrusive sponsorship.

    I think this was already done. They talk about it on the PA Podcast for the comic about Battlefield 2142 advertising. Some other service replaced in game textures and gave you interstitial ads and let you play the games for free. Might have been Gametap or something I don't know, it never came to Europe and I assume died on its arse.

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    scarab you have mental problems
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm not sure why nobody's done this before.

    'Night guys, gonna go download and play "Yaris" for the XBox360!



    ...hmm... that's odd...

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    ACTION PIZZA

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pipe I have a favor to ask of you

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    RACING WASABI

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ask me this favor

    #pipe on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    STRATEGYBACONEXPLOSION?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    STRATEGYBACONEXPLOSION?

    Nope,

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    STRATEGY CHOCOLATE

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    STRATEGYBACONEXPLOSION?

    Nope,

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    STRATEGY CHOCOLATE

    Damn.

    Still, who would eat SPORTSPB&J?

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    RACING WASABI
    My God, it's the Stig from Top Gear.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pipe I have a favor to ask of you

    starting to get nervous about this

    TDOT I'm not giving you a kidney

    #pipe on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What if I do not play Sports games, but like the PB&J flavor?

    From the great responses and feedback we received, game genres such as “Action” or “Racing” from the flavor names will be removed. Gamer Grub flavors are now: Pizza Blend, Wasabi Blend, PB&J Blend and Chocolate Blend.

    Oh, good. I was concerned that there was something wrong with the idea here.

    Carry on.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sneak king is the best ever xbox game ever ever

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