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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    canadas chief export is knob's girlfriends

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    while we're on the subject of Knob, I HAVE LOADS OF SEX WITH HIM

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    while we're on the subject of Knob, I HAVE LOADS OF SEX WITH HIM

    That's really sad Dru, I know you can do better for yourself.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    you're just jealous DP

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No it's cool man I'm not into facial hair.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim is secretly a member of the Lesbian Sex Mafia.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oops

    ain't a secret anymore

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Sex Girl Patrol

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2009
    DRU IS MY GIRLFRIEND

    DEAL WITH IT, CHUMP ASSES

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kids in the Hall references can not save you from Knob's deep dickings.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What does a Lesbian Sex Mafia even do? For a living, I mean?

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What does a Lesbian Sex Mafia even do? For a living, I mean?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_Sex_Mafia

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6SauEA5NKQ

    da forces of sex negativity, right? continue to dominate the planet eart

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Aww. I read up to:
    The group is not affiliated with the real Mafia in any way.

    and then all of my hopes were shattered.

    Still, they have a discount for members at certain stores! That's a plus!

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." MAKE MY BIRTDAY PLAYLIST HAIL SATAN
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DP, you have really outdone yourself with your latest theme

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    an even better way to stop watching porn is to get into a relationship
    or was is to watch even more porn

    Man, I watch more porn than is healthy for anybody, and I have a girlfriend of almost a year and a half who more than fills that spot.

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    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    What does a Lesbian Sex Mafia even do? For a living, I mean?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_Sex_Mafia

    First time in a long time that one of these urls has actually resolved.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    there should be more sex mafias

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    every chick that I've known intimately from canada, has enjoyed dirty dirty sex.

    This can not be written off as a coincidence.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    shit, I'ma move to canada

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    so I know it's terrifically off-topic, but does anyone know who the first person ever to be hit by a train was?

    I know there has to have been someone who was the first, but I can't find it with google

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so I know it's terrifically off-topic, but does anyone know who the first person ever to be hit by a train was?

    I know there has to have been someone who was the first, but I can't find it with google
    when you say train

    do you mean penis?

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If it's a train, then it is multiple penises. Probably black penises too, because as I understand it that is a phrase used in the vernacular of the African American community.

    I could be wrong, though.

  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    every chick that I've known intimately from canada, has enjoyed dirty dirty sex.

    This can not be written off as a coincidence.

    What is your sample size?

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Are we talking hit by a train? Or killed? Cuz...yeah....

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    every chick that I've known intimately from canada, has enjoyed dirty dirty sex.

    This can not be written off as a coincidence.

    What is your sample size?

    more then a couple

    less then a lot

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    canada has the best women

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    so I know it's terrifically off-topic, but does anyone know who the first person ever to be hit by a train was?

    I know there has to have been someone who was the first, but I can't find it with google

    Lots of respectable people been hit by trains! Judge Hobie over in Cookville was hit by a train!

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited April 2009
    canada has the best women

    sounds like a science experiment should be underway

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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    every chick that I've known intimately from canada, has enjoyed dirty dirty sex.

    This can not be written off as a coincidence.

    What is your sample size?

    more then a couple

    less then a lot

    Statistically, a sample size 2<x<a lot is difficult to analyse to test the hypothesis that it is not a coincidence....

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I made a cool dis yesterday that involved the term "dick parade"

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited April 2009
    what is this thread about

    I mean really

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Punch DimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    what is this thread about

    I mean really

    Your mom.

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited April 2009
    oh god ignorance is bliss

    seriously though when people are like, I screwed your mom don't they realize they are being gross when they say it to anyone

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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    what is this thread about

    I mean really

    Self discovery?

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited April 2009
    well you see I just thought it was a thread about sex stories

    speaking of I haven't Shibby around here in a while

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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There is a thread on embarressing sex stories somewhere. I still have not recovered from darth's yeast infected fingers.....

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited April 2009
    sounds disgusting

    link me up :winky:

    just joking no thanks

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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Just so you understand how disturbed life really is,

    I only saw this because my gf linked it to me in a facebook mail thing....

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=9587985&postcount=828

    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Penguin, what if your mother is not really your mother and her sister is really your mother?

    i know this is from the first page but i would like to say that i know someone who was raised by her sister, who told everyone that she was the mother, because their actual mother was a raging whore and had to hide her pregnancy for some reason that i forget

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