Lived in apartment with 2 friends (friends no more, go living with people)
Was looking for my PSP adapter there at the end, opened up roommate's drawer, noted the shiny pink dildo, closed drawer, threw up in mouth a little.
That's not really an ignorance is bliss thing but noteworthy nonetheless.
Actually he worked the dildo up his piss hole. By now its so stretched out he uses it to hold his spare quarters.
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ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
One time I found my roommates shiny pink dildo
He was having problems with his soon to be ex boyfriend.
It was a very doogie houser moment.
"I don't think he's really even gay. I think he just likes video games. Once we started going out that thing closed up like the Iron Sphincter of the Soviet Union."
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
edited April 2009
Aww, man, being used for your video games might be even worse than being used for other reasons. I do hope your roommate really used the phrase "Iron Sphincter of the Soviet Union."
My roommates owned a giant double-ended dildo because they thought it was hilarious. They would prop it in unexpected places, like at the bottom of a batch of jungle juice or in the freezer behind the ice tray. A good friend of ours moved into the apartment mid-lease to save some money. A few months later the dildo disappeared. It was rediscovered one day in our new roommate's bedroom when we were chatting with him, and we went to go pick it up when he stopped us by saying, "Just let me clean it off first."
Some objects are not meant to be shared between roommates, no matter how close you are.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Aww, man, being used for your video games might be even worse than being used for other reasons. I do hope your roommate really used the phrase "Iron Sphincter of the Soviet Union."
My roommates owned a giant double-ended dildo because they thought it was hilarious. They would prop it in unexpected places, like at the bottom of a batch of jungle juice or in the freezer behind the ice tray. A good friend of ours moved into the apartment mid-lease to save some money. A few months later the dildo disappeared. It was rediscovered one day in our new roommate's bedroom when we were chatting with him, and we went to go pick it up when he stopped us by saying, "Just let me clean it off first."
Some objects are not meant to be shared between roommates, no matter how close you are.
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most of it is pictures of the smoking hot woman's boobs
there is one picture of them eating out with their teenaged kids
man those kids are totally going to find that album
If you remove just one word from this post....
....just...one....
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I thought to myself, they're either fucking or jumping on the bed.
N....no! Not even close.
I'm a horrible person.
I also noticed this.
Naah, I knew immediately what the actual word was. It was a cunning misdirection.
We're all bad people here.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Hmmmm.
you're already there with me
heheh....cunning...:winky:
Well, to be fair. You're fucking young.
Wherever we gooo, whatever we do, we're gonna go throooough it, together! :whistle:
Hell in this scenario is full of showtunes.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Well, then, I guess Dru is just fucking old.
Yes, but, having now said it myself, I know understand why people do it.
It feels so good.
There are like 3 boxes downstairs and I sometimes rummage through them to find silly things.
There are lots of things shaped like dicks and there are novelty glow in the dark condoms and all kinds of flavored this and thats.
It's ok because I know they aren't her personals I guess.
All giving demonstrations to potential buyers.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
that said listening to her talk about sex causes me to develop an anti-boner
like it just recedes like a scared turtle
Was looking for my PSP adapter there at the end, opened up roommate's drawer, noted the shiny pink dildo, closed drawer, threw up in mouth a little.
That's not really an ignorance is bliss thing but noteworthy nonetheless.
And yes, he was.
fatty likes stuff up his cornhole. meh i've seen worse.
He was having problems with his soon to be ex boyfriend.
It was a very doogie houser moment.
"I don't think he's really even gay. I think he just likes video games. Once we started going out that thing closed up like the Iron Sphincter of the Soviet Union."
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
My roommates owned a giant double-ended dildo because they thought it was hilarious. They would prop it in unexpected places, like at the bottom of a batch of jungle juice or in the freezer behind the ice tray. A good friend of ours moved into the apartment mid-lease to save some money. A few months later the dildo disappeared. It was rediscovered one day in our new roommate's bedroom when we were chatting with him, and we went to go pick it up when he stopped us by saying, "Just let me clean it off first."
Some objects are not meant to be shared between roommates, no matter how close you are.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN