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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    YOU SUM BITCH RONALDO LOVE ASTRONAUT IS NOT A BAD SONG!

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Quid, when you learn that dance, please make a video of you dancing and post it for us.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid, when you learn that dance, please make a video of you dancing and post it for us.
    Duh.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid, when you learn that dance, please make a video of you dancing and post it for us.
    Duh.

    Yay!

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    I am watching it right now for both the flamboyant dancer and the excellent song.
    i restarted firefox and errything :(

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    god damn posting in the wrong thread with the long titles and the square brackets

    MikeMan: what are you doing right now, employment/education wise? What's your educational background? Hobbies and interests, etc?

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I am watching it right now for both the flamboyant dancer and the excellent song.
    i restarted firefox and errything :(
    I find it hilarious that the one thing you can't watch is the free video service.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    I am watching it right now for both the flamboyant dancer and the excellent song.
    i restarted firefox and errything :(
    I find it hilarious that the one thing you can't watch is the free video service.
    i don't know why, i couldn't watch a video preacher posted earlier too

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    THIS one is working

    and <3 Mika

  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Sometimes youtube just sucks.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    god damn posting in the wrong thread with the long titles and the square brackets

    MikeMan: what are you doing right now, employment/education wise? What's your educational background? Hobbies and interests, etc?
    i r a market researcher in healthcare.

    my hobbies are being awesome, writing music, playing veejiogames, writing words, and being totally sweet

    edit: i'm a history major with my bachelor's

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    Sweet, party on friday.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    As the length of the science thread increases, so does the frequency of Nietzche quoters.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    god damn posting in the wrong thread with the long titles and the square brackets

    MikeMan: what are you doing right now, employment/education wise? What's your educational background? Hobbies and interests, etc?
    i r a market researcher in healthcare.

    my hobbies are being awesome, writing music, playing veejiogames, writing words, and being totally sweet

    edit: i'm a history major with my bachelor's
    ORLY
    please to be sending me healthcares

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    She just called and is on her way. <3 <3 <3

    You may need one of these...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    MikeMan wrote: »
    god damn posting in the wrong thread with the long titles and the square brackets

    MikeMan: what are you doing right now, employment/education wise? What's your educational background? Hobbies and interests, etc?
    i r a market researcher in healthcare.

    my hobbies are being awesome, writing music, playing veejiogames, writing words, and being totally sweet

    edit: i'm a history major with my bachelor's
    ORLY
    please to be sending me healthcares
    no healthcares for THE GAYS :O

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    noooooooooooooooo ):

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Sometimes youtube just sucks.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKjyfOIvlF0

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    When it takes ten minutes to get a drink on Monday night I declare Worst. Bar. Ever.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    She should get a parrot.

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    When it takes ten minutes to get a drink on Monday night I declare Worst. Bar. Ever.

    Yes indeed.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    She just called and is on her way. <3 <3 <3

    You may need one of these...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8
    my wife would like that!

    i'm sure she would tubby

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Oh, why did I allow MSN to update to the latest version? That new one looks absolutely horrible.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Bob Saget is in a new sitcom show, it looks really cheesey and sappy, I want him in a dirty/dark/stupid comedy show!

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    She should get a parrot.
    I already have one

    MikeMan want a cracker? MikeMan want a cracker?

    Oh wait MikeMan is a cracker

    I'm doing it wrong

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Oh, why did I allow MSN to update to the latest version? That new one looks absolutely horrible.

    Its all bubbly and stuff.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    That's like asking for Verne Troyer to star in a serious and well-done romantic film.


    No matter how much anyone may want it, it will never be.


    Of course, this isn't perfectly analogous.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    She should get a parrot.
    I already have one

    MikeMan want a cracker? MikeMan want a cracker?

    Oh wait MikeMan is a cracker

    I'm doing it wrong
    *squawk*

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    She should get a parrot.
    I already have one

    MikeMan want a cracker? MikeMan want a cracker?

    Oh wait MikeMan is a cracker

    I'm doing it wrong
    *squawk*
    this sucks I'm getting a monkey

    (Oh man Mike can I post that picture please please please)

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    She should get a parrot.
    I already have one

    MikeMan want a cracker? MikeMan want a cracker?

    Oh wait MikeMan is a cracker

    I'm doing it wrong
    *squawk*
    this sucks I'm getting a monkey

    Thrown poo turns me on too.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    It's because Hakks is an awful pirate.

    She should get a parrot.
    I already have one

    MikeMan want a cracker? MikeMan want a cracker?

    Oh wait MikeMan is a cracker

    I'm doing it wrong
    *squawk*
    this sucks I'm getting a monkey

    (Oh man Mike can I post that picture please please please)
    yessssssssss

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    OK consent acquired!

    OH WAIT LOOKS LIKE I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Oh, why did I allow MSN to update to the latest version? That new one looks absolutely horrible.

    Its all bubbly and stuff.
    Exactly, I hate bubbly and stuff. I'll take a simple, functional interface with solid colours over fancy bubbly gradients any day.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    My wife loves boners. Anyone whose wife doesn't better be a lesbian or you're doing it wrong.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    My wife is also pretend, and anyone whose wife isn't is also doing it wrong.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Oh, why did I allow MSN to update to the latest version? That new one looks absolutely horrible.

    Its all bubbly and stuff.
    Exactly, I hate bubbly and stuff. I'll take a simple, functional interface with solid colours over fancy bubbly gradients any day.

    Someone says it looks like Twitter, never used Twitter so I can't say.

    Though it looks like something that was made on a mac.

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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