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[Chat]zle my nizzle got these fuckin brizzles up in my mizzle like a fuckin grizzle

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    hehehehehe

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    That was a quality post VC.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Juuuuus' chillin'

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • CorbiusCorbius Registered User regular
    What if your pretend wife is a lesbian?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular

    Goodnight Michelle.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Juuuuus' chillin'
    this honky be trippin'

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I don't normally like Jamie Kennedy but this was funny shit

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    I like Jamie Kennedy

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Ubuntu is kind of cool but it won't connect to my wireless connection, like it some kind of bitch.

  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh shit are we posting our interactions with giant bronze animals?
    Spoiler:

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    haha <3 quid

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    You guys are incorrigible whores.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are incorrigible whores.
    spread your legs a little wider sarks and you can become one of us

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I don't normally like Jamie Kennedy but this was funny shit

    I hate Jamie Kennedy.

    But, damn, Saget is badass.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    You are the goofiest cute person.

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  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    You guys are incorrigible whores.
    spread your legs a little wider sarks and you can become one of us

    no my camera is too good it captures all of my terrible imperfections

  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    FCC would fuck me.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    You are the goofiest cute person.
    to whom are you referring

    if you're talking about quid STOP

    QUID IS AN ASSBUTT

    (He is married to the woman I love and that is unacceptable!)

    (<3)

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    FCC would fuck me.

    Only at off-peak hours and only if it had significant artistic, literary, political or scientific merit.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Kage has some mean cameltoe right now

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    FCC would fuck me.

    Only at off-peak hours and only if it had significant artistic, literary, political or scientific merit.

    True that.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Kage has some mean cameltoe right now
    :x

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Adding fresh broccoli to Hamburger Helper is a good idea.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    Oh wow I was just guessing.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You are the goofiest cute person.
    to whom are you referring

    if you're talking about quid STOP

    QUID IS AN ASSBUTT

    (He is married to the woman I love and that is unacceptable!)

    (<3)
    YOU'RE ASSBUTT AND RAD IS BUTTASS.

    Now for an excerpt from the Chinese forum:
    Spoiler:

    I'm not sure why the forum is obsessed with writing this stuff. It does, however, greatly satisfy my schadenfreudic urges.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    FCC would fuck me.

    Only at off-peak hours and only if it had significant artistic, literary, political or scientific merit.
    I'm incapable of loooooooooooooove.
    ):

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Oh wow I was just guessing.
    and you were wrong

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    FCC would fuck me.

    Only at off-peak hours and only if it had significant artistic, literary, political or scientific merit.
    I'm incapable of loooooooooooooove.
    ):

    So are they, that's just obscenity-law.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Oh no, two Jean Luc Picards!

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity Ask me about Super Propane and Super Propane accessoriesRegistered User regular
    FCC would you hold me until late into the night and tell me it'll be alright.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    FCC would you hold me until late into the night and tell me it'll be alright.
    I wish I had someone to do that for me too
    ):
    making me sad

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    The same concept applies to different particulare things by virture of the similarity of the thing's features.

    By virtue of what are the features of a particular object similar? Why, by virtue of the fact that the same concept applies to them.

    Who loves circles?

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You are the goofiest cute person.
    to whom are you referring

    if you're talking about quid STOP

    QUID IS AN ASSBUTT

    (He is married to the woman I love and that is unacceptable!)

    (<3)
    YOU'RE ASSBUTT AND RAD IS BUTTASS.

    Now for an excerpt from the Chinese forum:
    Spoiler:

    I'm not sure why the forum is obsessed with writing this stuff. It does, however, greatly satisfy my schadenfreudic urges.
    did you have to make it purple

    also

    love my love loving love with a river of lovely love

  • SarksusSarksus TEN FUCKING DOLLARS Registered User regular
    Oh man Ubuntu has GParted installed by default. This is so cool. I can edit the partitions on my hard disk drive and install Ubuntu while I'm running Ubuntu from the CD.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    The same concept applies to different particulare things by virture of the similarity of the thing's features.

    By virtue of what are the features of a particular object similar? Why, by virtue of the fact that the same concept applies to them.

    Who loves circles?
    You have grown considerably as a person.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    Oh, oh I see now. Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud, not Federal Communication Commission. I feel like that makes it even funnier though. At least is does for me. If it doesn't for you you just need to catch up with me in terms of intoxication.

    DAMM
    Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    You are the goofiest cute person.
    to whom are you referring

    if you're talking about quid STOP

    QUID IS AN ASSBUTT

    (He is married to the woman I love and that is unacceptable!)

    (<3)
    YOU'RE ASSBUTT AND RAD IS BUTTASS.

    Now for an excerpt from the Chinese forum:
    Spoiler:

    I'm not sure why the forum is obsessed with writing this stuff. It does, however, greatly satisfy my schadenfreudic urges.
    did you have to make it purple

    also

    love my love loving love with a river of lovely love
    Ask China. All I did was copy and paste.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    The same concept applies to different particulare things by virture of the similarity of the thing's features.

    By virtue of what are the features of a particular object similar? Why, by virtue of the fact that the same concept applies to them.

    Who loves circles?
    You have grown considerably as a person.

    No, that's just my dick. It seems to be excited about something.

    Wydrion wrote: »
    ...Or you can sit around in the thread calling _J_ a cocksucker, you know, whatever's more constructive.
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