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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Mysst, wait until after July so you and I can have gay babies in New Orleans.

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  • DroolDrool Registered User regular
    I was listening to This American Life at lunch and they were talking about news organizations reporting on "signs of the recession." One of them was that urologists claim the number of vasectomies are on the rise.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    No I'm saying by having many offspring at least one might go off and marry a prince. Then I won't have to till and harvest the fields no more

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  • JaminoJamino Registered User
    I was talking to Dachshund, All that getting to choose the best smartest and strongest offspring bullshit.

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User
    Jamino wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure later in life I will want to produce many offspring to go forth and gain honor for the family name

    So you sayin' you have super genes huh, HUH? Bollocks. Your genes suck just like everyone else's.

    With my way you can pick and choose the smartest and strongest to raise as your own. (I am a big proponent of adoption)


    So you're saying you want to create a master race?

    Naw man I just want my kid to be better than his peers. I don't want everyone to be awesome.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    butters it will be like a royal favor

    and just like a real king i will completely ignore you after

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User
    Jamino wrote: »
    I was talking to Dachshund, All that getting to choose the best smartest and strongest offspring bullshit.

    Hold on. Are you seriously using "creating a master race" as an argument against adoption? Oh no you didn't. Just because I am being obviously facetious about choosing your adopted kid doesn't mean you get to spew really stupid, backwards hate. This isn't the INTERNET asshole.

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  • JaminoJamino Registered User
    So ironically it's just a cock waving exercise?

    EDIT: I wasn't talking about the adoption part, the you're genetics are bollocks so you shouldn't bother reproducing thing.

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Jamino wrote: »
    I was talking to Dachshund, All that getting to choose the best smartest and strongest offspring bullshit.

    Hold on. Are you seriously using "creating a master race" as an argument against adoption? Oh no you didn't. Just because I am being obviously facetious about choosing your adopted kid doesn't mean you get to spew really stupid, backwards hate. This isn't the INTERNET asshole.

    How is this not the Internet... when it's on the Internet? I'm lost. Someone page Al Gore.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    I want to adopt a kid, and keep him in the basement 24/7.

    Train him to punch concrete walls and run up and down the stairs all day with scissors.



    By the time he's 15, he'll be a fucking huge legged, hard-knuckled, scar covered monster.


    Then I'll teach him to bake pastries.

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Stale, we both know you'd forget about him for like a week and he'd die before his first birthday as your son.

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  • GRMikeGRMike Registered User
    If you were a real man you would have had your woman go under the knife.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    then he'd just yell at the corpse to man the fuck up

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    I've always wanted to adopt a kid and make him wear a helmet all the time, adopt messed up speech patterns around 'em, never let them out til they're 18

    See if I can create synthetic retardation

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    vasectomy at 25? You're a tool

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I want to adopt a kid, and keep him in the basement 24/7.

    Train him to punch concrete walls and run up and down the stairs all day with scissors.



    By the time he's 15, he'll be a fucking huge legged, hard-knuckled, scar covered monster.


    Then I'll teach him to bake pastries.
    Will you be my daddy?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    Procreation can suck a diggity dick.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Procreation can suck a diggity dick.

    I'll bet you'll be telling your kid that every day while you burp him/her and wipe puke off their face.

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    vasectomy at 25? You're a tool

    The joke setup is there but I just can't get it to work.


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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    hmm, this took a turn for the catholic

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road

    OH GODS YOU WERE RIGHT I MISS THE POWER OF IMPREGNATION ALREADY

    Actually, I exist to feed my cat and clean her litter box. Chinchilla cleaning is the wife's duty though

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Khavall wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    vasectomy at 25? You're a tool

    The joke setup is there but I just can't get it to work.

    That's what she said.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote: »
    hmm, this took a turn for the catholic

    I was just thinking the same damn thing.

    I have no plan of breeding and my very catholic family has pretty much gotten over it. My father, however, still chafes at the fact that with me...the family name will die.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    gah, we need more people. What the fuck are we gonna do!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

    Is it not true that most people want kids at some point in their life, offsprings? Either their own, adopted, whatever? What's so stupid about that?

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    hmm, this took a turn for the catholic

    I was just thinking the same damn thing.

    I have no plan of breeding and my very catholic family has pretty much gotten over it. My father, however, still chafes at the fact that with me...the family name will die.

    My dad will be fine because I am sure at least one of us three kids will give him grand children.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    I thought this was gonna be a Dragonball thread.

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  • DroolDrool Registered User regular
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

    Is it not true that most people want kids at some point in their life, offsprings? Either their own, adopted, whatever? What's so stupid about that?

    what's stupid is your assumption that you know more about what balls snipped dude will want later in his life than he does

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

    Is it not true that most people want kids at some point in their life, offsprings? Either their own, adopted, whatever? What's so stupid about that?
    fucking hell, you're brainwashed good son

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    my uncle had a boy, so I'm in the clear with the name.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    There is only one fact about life: everything is better off dead.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

    Is it not true that most people want kids at some point in their life, offsprings? Either their own, adopted, whatever? What's so stupid about that?

    No

    No it isn't true.




    NEWS FLASH: NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME, WATER FOUND TO BE WET

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  • mnollmnoll Registered User
    Vasectomies are reversible?

    What's the big deal then?

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    my uncle had a boy, so I'm in the clear with the name.

    Man, I didn't even think of that.

    I've got a cousin somewhere who's much older than I am. Dude has probably already popped some kids out, but I haven't seen him in at least 6 or 7 years.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    We're all genetically obsolete anyway!

    Salute your new mutant master!

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

    Is it not true that most people want kids at some point in their life, offsprings? Either their own, adopted, whatever? What's so stupid about that?

    YEAH MAN, 'cuz I need some primo SPERM to adopt.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    We're all genetically obsolete anyway!

    Salute your new mutant master!

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    Super Strong Kids May Hold Genetic Secrets

    I wish I still had photoshop installed.

    That kid would be so green.

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  • SaphSaph Registered User
    Drool wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Procreation is one of the main reasons you exists for (biologically). It's nice that you think you convinced yourself otherwise, but you'll most likely be glad it's often reversible a few years down the road
    haha god you're a moron

    Is it not true that most people want kids at some point in their life, offsprings? Either their own, adopted, whatever? What's so stupid about that?

    what's stupid is your assumption that you know more about what balls snipped dude will want later in his life than he does
    I would say getting snipped at a young age is a bad idea because as you get older your priorities change, at 25 it's pretty likely you won't want children but at 35 you might think differently.

    But still, its his choice, and it looks like he is for adoption anyway, which is quite noble.

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