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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I turned gay because of this forum.

    Richy was very "convincing."

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    And of course, the transformative nature of the powers in the Mario 'verse is ripe for pornographic use.

    Mario is probably the most prominant fursuiter around.

    Shut your filthy mouth, just because he dresses up in a frog suit and rescues the princ.... oh shit... OH SHIT!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Coldred wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Anyone played The Path on Steam? PCGamer gave it a fairly decent review, but I'm still undecided,

    The Path? Isn't that that Red Riding Hood type game? I'd heard it was pretty awful.

    Aye, that's the one... It's got 78 on metacritic though and it's only 8 quid.... I feel like I should give it a go.

    Tav on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    I turned gay because of this forum.

    Richy was very "convincing."
    did he use his thumbs

    Elendil on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Yes but nobody changes their worldview based on internet arguments.
    I've changed parts of my world view based discussions in this forum.

    like major opinions?

    I stopped being a libertarian.

    Sarksus on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Yes but nobody changes their worldview based on internet arguments.
    I've changed parts of my world view based discussions in this forum.

    like major opinions?

    I stopped being a libertarian.

    STAB STAB STAB

    nexuscrawler on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Anyone played The Path on Steam? PCGamer gave it a fairly decent review, but I'm still undecided,

    The Path? Isn't that that Red Riding Hood type game? I'd heard it was pretty awful.

    Aye, that's the one... It's got 78 on metacritic though and it's only 8 quid.... I feel like I should give it a go.

    It's about rape. Nothing but rape.

    Cinders on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish

    Elendil on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Yes but nobody changes their worldview based on internet arguments.
    I've changed parts of my world view based discussions in this forum.

    like major opinions?
    Not so much opinions as my general outlook on life. I was raised in a serious & conservative family, so being exposed to this insane & liberal environment has had a rounding effect on my personality.

    Richy on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    And of course, the transformative nature of the powers in the Mario 'verse is ripe for pornographic use.

    Mario is probably the most prominant fursuiter around.

    Shut your filthy mouth, just because he dresses up in a frog suit and rescues the princ.... oh shit... OH SHIT!

    Also he uses the tanooki suit to become a hard, perverted old man:

    1862.jpg

    Incenjucar on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I turned gay because of this forum.

    Richy was very "convincing."
    did he use his thumbs

    No, he used my thumbs.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I couldn't be a fish.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    And of course, the transformative nature of the powers in the Mario 'verse is ripe for pornographic use.

    Mario is probably the most prominant fursuiter around.

    Shut your filthy mouth, just because he dresses up in a frog suit and rescues the princ.... oh shit... OH SHIT!

    Gimme some mushrooms baby, I'm about to grow larger.

    PotatoNinja on
    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    And of course, the transformative nature of the powers in the Mario 'verse is ripe for pornographic use.

    Mario is probably the most prominant fursuiter around.

    Shut your filthy mouth, just because he dresses up in a frog suit and rescues the princ.... oh shit... OH SHIT!

    Also he uses the tanooki suit to become a hard, perverted old man:

    1862.jpg

    I wonder if racoon -> flying made sense in Japan.

    Edit: and racoon -> turn into a statue

    Starcross on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Anyone played The Path on Steam? PCGamer gave it a fairly decent review, but I'm still undecided,

    The Path? Isn't that that Red Riding Hood type game? I'd heard it was pretty awful.

    Aye, that's the one... It's got 78 on metacritic though and it's only 8 quid.... I feel like I should give it a go.

    It's about rape. Nothing but rape.

    Are you trying to discourage me?

    It's not working.

    Tav on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams
    well I see I'm not needed here

    GOOD DAY THEN

    Elendil on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Also he uses the tanooki suit to become a hard, perverted old man:

    1862.jpg
    The look on the turtle's face is perfect.

    Richy on
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  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    I couldn't be a fish.

    No gills?

    Coldred on
    sig1-1.jpg
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tanuki.

    They're not raccoons.

    They're magic

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I became atheist

    Seriously?

    This forum could not exist in a unvierse with a loving god.

    A+, would read again.

    Powerpuppies on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I dunno the biggest case against god to me is that John and Kate abortion and Nadia Suleman is going to have a reality show where she seeks out a daddy for her crew.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams

    do you like fishvulvas?

    nexuscrawler on
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Tanuki.

    They're not raccoons.

    They're magic

    They use their ball sacks to make boats and to attack.

    Nobody GIS them in a public place, OMG NSFW.

    Incenjucar on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams

    do you like fishvulvas?

    Old Gregg's got a vagina!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Coldred wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Anyone played The Path on Steam? PCGamer gave it a fairly decent review, but I'm still undecided,

    The Path? Isn't that that Red Riding Hood type game? I'd heard it was pretty awful.

    Aye, that's the one... It's got 78 on metacritic though and it's only 8 quid.... I feel like I should give it a go.

    It's about rape. Nothing but rape.

    Are you trying to discourage me?

    It's not working.

    Alright, it's barely a game. You walk on a path, you leave the path and find random crap in the woods, it implies you get raped, and then you get back on the road and go to your grandma's house.

    That's it. That's the whole game.

    Cinders on
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams

    do you like fishvulvas?

    Old Gregg's got a vagina!
    I like Bailey's

    in a shoe

    Hakkekage on
    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams

    do you like fishvulvas?

    Old Gregg's got a mangina!

    Jeez.

    Coldred on
    sig1-1.jpg
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Tanuki.

    They're not raccoons.

    They're magic

    They use their ball sacks to make boats and to attack.

    Nobody GIS them in a public place, OMG NSFW.

    You should never GIS anything at work.

    DeShadowC on
  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Speaking of games about rape...

    What the fuck, F.E.A.R. 2? I just beat it, and (ending spoilers)
    Alma rapes you to get herself pregnant? That's the end? Seriously?

    OremLK on
    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Tanuki.

    They're not raccoons.

    They're magic

    They use their ball sacks to make boats and to attack.

    Nobody GIS them in a public place, OMG NSFW.

    they use ball sacks for lots of stuff.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Tanuki.

    They're not raccoons.

    They're magic

    They use their ball sacks to make boats and to attack.

    Nobody GIS them in a public place, OMG NSFW.

    You should never GIS anything at work.

    True, but in this case it shows ancient Japanese artwork of a man being consumed by the nutsack of a small mammal.

    Incenjucar on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Tanuki.

    They're not raccoons.

    They're magic

    They use their ball sacks to make boats and to attack.

    Nobody GIS them in a public place, OMG NSFW.

    they use ball sacks for lots of stuff.
    They think they're people

    Elendil on
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man more games need to have rape in them, I mean I can only play custards revenge and that Thomas Jefferson game so many times.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    they use ball sacks for lots of stuff.

    Yeah, I ran across a quilt-like series of panals of all the different kinds of things they use'em for awhile back. Hillariously horrifying.

    Of course then you have stories like the kappa that broke its arm off inside a cow's ass and had to ask the farmer to give it back.

    Incenjucar on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OremLK wrote: »
    Speaking of games about rape...

    What the fuck, F.E.A.R. 2? I just beat it, and (ending spoilers)
    Alma rapes you to get herself pregnant? That's the end? Seriously?

    hahahahahahaha

    really?

    Tav on
  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    Speaking of games about rape...

    What the fuck, F.E.A.R. 2? I just beat it, and (ending spoilers)
    Alma rapes you to get herself pregnant? That's the end? Seriously?

    hahahahahahaha

    really?

    I am dead serious.

    OremLK on
    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Hakke

    Hakke

    do you like fishsticks
    i couldn't be a gay fish we went over this
    did we call you a lesbian fish
    then you would have to ask if i like clams

    do you like fishvulvas?

    Old Gregg's got a vagina!
    I like Bailey's

    in a shoe

    <3

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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