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Baby Born With Two Penises

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Actually, nope, it doesn't mention it.

    I just didn't want to go back to looking at bloody baby penis to find the answer.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
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    This lady apparently jumped into the polar bear exhibit during feeding time at a zoo in Berlin.

    I guess she survived, somehow, and is in the hospital.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    stupid lady

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    She looks remarkably like a seal when she flails like that, to be fair.

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    Polar bear all chomping on her back

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute

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  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    Druhim wrote: »
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute
    ahahah oh god, pic 3, fuckin priceless.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    uh, that's the same pic that was already posted chief

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    She is now recovering in hospital and still has given no reason for her actions.

    Reason: Batshit Craziness?

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    At least it didn't grow on his forehead.

    It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    she's probably just terribly embarrassed by how stupid she now realizes she was

    she probably thought the polar bears would just playfully lick her and cuddle

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Who thinks this about bears. They are bears.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    Timothy Treadwell, and this chick, apparently.

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah but Germans are all gaga over Knut so I wouldn't be surprised if there are some fuckwits that don't know anything about polar bears except that they look sooooooo cute and assume that they'd be fun to play with

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Lost Salient wrote: »
    Timothy Treadwell, and this chick, apparently.
    hahaha :^:

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  • ButtersButters Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    she's probably just terribly embarrassed by how stupid she now realizes she was

    she probably thought the polar bears would just playfully lick her and cuddle

    Like those idiots that get beat up by their pet chimp. Because monkeys don't attack things right?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Meiz wrote: »
    At least it didn't grow on his forehead.

    It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.

    It would improve the 69 position, I'm sure.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    that bear photo is amazing

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof Registered User regular
    I wish Coca Cola still did the Polar Bear commercials

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    I wish Coca Cola still did the Polar Bear commercials

    coke advertising is really good lately

    i like the one that shows what really goes on inside a coke vending machine

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    stupid lady

    wait, i thought she was smart!

    thank you, druhim, o illuminator

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    fallout your infraction is hilarious

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    She didn't want to pay to have her extra back penis taken off by surgeons. Bears are just as good as surgeons in 87% of most medical situations.

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  • sarukunsarukun Carl Edgar Blake II Nerd-King of BaconRegistered User regular
    the wook wrote: »
    the location of the second penis is absolutely hilarious

    edit - bah, they removed it.

    So much for his lucrative pornographic career.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute
    ahahah oh god, pic 3, fuckin priceless.
    hahahahahaaaa

    I have absolutely no sympathy for this moron.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    Aren't polar bears the only animal that actively hunts people?

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    That and Bengal tigers.

    If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.

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  • ZephosZephos Registered User regular
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    there's more pictures showing her in the water before the attack and she looks like she thinks swimming up to the polar bears is going to be sooo cute
    ahahah oh god, pic 3, fuckin priceless.
    hahahahahaaaa

    I have absolutely no sympathy for this moron.

    the video is actually pretty good too.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

    And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    AMP'd wrote: »
    That and Bengal tigers.

    If a polar bear is stalking you what you're supposed to do is take off one piece of clothing at a time while you walk to town, distracting the bear for long enough for you to get indoors and lock the place behind you.

    No, what you're supposed to do is move to a place without god damn polar bears.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

    And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

    You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    Bloods End wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Dely Apple wrote: »
    Gone are the days when you would try to snap a shot of like, John Wayne, and then John Wayne would kick your ass in the style that he kicked death's ass so many times

    People accepted that if you fucked with John Wayne you fucked with your own safety

    now it is all RAGING CELEBRITY SUPERSTORM WHY ARE THEY SO MAD

    We need to reanimate John Wayne and set him on them is what I am saying

    John Wayne isn't dead. He's frozen.

    And as soon we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke, and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.

    You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
    I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey, and drive down to Texas and...

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  • lawllawl Registered User
    Meiz wrote: »
    At least it didn't grow on his forehead.

    It would bring a whole new definition to headbanging.

    for real?

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  • DruhimDruhim Usagi's cuddlefish Registered User, ClubPA regular
    go back to G&T you moron

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