It would probably be in some kind of hard-ass metal growl.
edit: Except Cthulhu. His voice echoes in the minds of artists and thinkers the world over, feeding them nightmare visions which threaten to tear apart their wholeness with even minute hints of his true form.
Cthulhu is the Mike Tyson of the monster universe. High pitched and hilarious sounding. Which is why he never speaks.
It would probably be in some kind of hard-ass metal growl.
edit: Except Cthulhu. His voice echoes in the minds of artists and thinkers the world over, feeding them nightmare visions which threaten to tear apart their wholeness with even minute hints of his true form.
Cthulhu is the Mike Tyson of the monster universe. High pitched and hilarious sounding. Which is why he never speaks.
"I'm gonna fuck you till you love me, faggot"
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Hamlet will be Hamlet An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Space is completely incomprehensible, though. There's nothing like it in our day to day lives that we can compare it to. It's just so big. And how can it be full of nothing?
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Perhaps I should rephrase. I can understand intellectually, it's just so completely opposite my own feelings that I have trouble wrapping my mind around it.
You know, like that friend who has always loved ______ and keeps staring blankly when you try to explain why you don't care. I am that annoying pushy friend in this scenario.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Perhaps I should rephrase. I can understand intellectually, it's just so completely opposite my own feelings that I have trouble wrapping my mind around it.
You know, like that friend who has always loved ______ and keeps staring blankly when you try to explain why you don't care. I am that annoying pushy friend in this scenario.
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the ocean is only scary if you're not used to it
if you understand the ocean, you have a good sense of what not to do and realize that most of the shit people are afraid of will usually ignore you or is extremely improbable for you to encounter, if not outright mythological
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Cthulhu is the Mike Tyson of the monster universe. High pitched and hilarious sounding. Which is why he never speaks.
"I'm gonna fuck you till you love me, faggot"
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
I want another Call of Cthulu game so bad.
futore i would fight you
but it would be like greek mythological fighting
odysseus vs achilles or something
then we would eat and drink wine
more like geek mythology
I looked at a picture of a whale earlier and it gave me the heebie jeebies
a whale
what is wrong with me
Halo 3 is actually pretty damn great.
Gears of War 2 is a broken piece of shit.
me too
but not (most) of the shit in it
just scared of large moving bodies of water
Damn right you should be scared.
oh hey we're at the part of the ocean where you can't see anything and everything is fucking horrible
oh no we're not even halfway down yet
whale's are cool and all, but any picture taken under the water in the ocean generally makes me a little uneasy
just staring into that eternal blue
Which, I guess is another reason to jump on the "Fuck the Ocean" bandwagon.
98% of space is essentially empty
space isn't constantly moving around and there are no giant space tsunamis
I like to swim and surf in it but fuck if a shark ever attacked me that would be it, no more ocean for me
And then you get the Big Chill.
those things are all real easy to avoid except for heat death though
just wear a spacesuit you lil bitch
or be in a spaceship
and then they got lil mini rocket boosters on their pack like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_Aid_for_EVA_Rescue
I'd rather sign on to the Nautilus crew for life than take a rocket to the moon. Don't get me wrong, both would be cool, but the sea, man. The seaaaa.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
You know, like that friend who has always loved ______ and keeps staring blankly when you try to explain why you don't care. I am that annoying pushy friend in this scenario.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
the ocean is only scary if you're not used to it
if you understand the ocean, you have a good sense of what not to do and realize that most of the shit people are afraid of will usually ignore you or is extremely improbable for you to encounter, if not outright mythological
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Problem solved. Now all you have to worry about is global warming, terrorism, and the global economic recession.