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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Another Morbid Topic: What's the Best (Least Unpleasant)

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Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: Another Morbid Topic: What's the Best (Least Unpleasant) Way to Die?
Posted by: Quid


Original Content:
Duffel wrote: »
Is there a way to avoid that whole pooping yourself when you die thing?

Like maybe you don't eat on the day before?

a) doesn't always happen, as anyone who's been to med school will tell you (don't ask what you have to do when you get one of these cadavers)
b) why does it matter anyway?

If I was old and planning to kill myself, I'd want to either spare whomever picks me up the trouble or at least write a note of apology at the end of my suicide note.
I've lived a long life of full of joy, sorrow, adventure, accomplishment, and not a single ounce of regret. I end it knowing my wealth will be distributed appropriately, my grandchildren are safe and happy, and all is well within my family. I can only hope for your continued prosperous lives as you pick up where I leave off in this wonderful game of life. Do not mourn my passing for too long, dear children, as it's simply a part of life we must all eventually succumb to. I've merely chosen to do so on my terms. I love you all dearly and shall miss you.

Love,

Great Grandfather Robos

P.S. I would like to apologize to the paramedics, I had several tacos from Big Mike's Taqueria and my corduroys are likely covered in feces.

MikeMan on
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    I only gave it three stars because while I love poop stories, this one wasn't that great.

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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    I giggled, 3 stars.

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  • Ace JonAce Jon Registered User
    Good +4
    Expected -1
    3 stars

    Yours truly, Ace Jon.
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    The final line almost sold it, but he fumbled at the goal line

    It could have been better

    Therefore three stars ye shall receive

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    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | SCREENED | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    It's like reading a CAD comic.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Thinking the same thing

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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Jeffe brought it up the other day. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

    Truer words never spoken.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Rikushix wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Jeffe brought it up the other day. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

    Truer words never spoken.

    Rather I rambled on incessantly and someone chided me by saying that.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    Something like that, yeah.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It's like readin' a CAD-Oh, dammit B:L.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Jeffe brought it up the other day. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

    Truer words never spoken.

    Rather I rambled on incessantly and someone chided me by saying that.

    This is a far more believable scenario!

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  • ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    Yea that sentence went on for a bit longer than it really needed to.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    Hey, a post from Quid. That guy's pretty alright.

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    any major dude will tell you
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    Rikushix wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Jeffe brought it up the other day. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

    Truer words never spo-.

  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    Rikushix wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    If he'd cut it at "Big Mike's Taqueria," I'd have given this five stars.

    Jeffe brought it up the other day. "Brevity is the soul of wit."

    Truer words never spo-.

    Har har.

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