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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Another Morbid Topic: What's the Best (Least Unpleasant)
Is there a way to avoid that whole pooping yourself when you die thing?
Like maybe you don't eat on the day before?
a) doesn't always happen, as anyone who's been to med school will tell you (don't ask what you have to do when you get one of these cadavers)
b) why does it matter anyway?
If I was old and planning to kill myself, I'd want to either spare whomever picks me up the trouble or at least write a note of apology at the end of my suicide note.
I've lived a long life of full of joy, sorrow, adventure, accomplishment, and not a single ounce of regret. I end it knowing my wealth will be distributed appropriately, my grandchildren are safe and happy, and all is well within my family. I can only hope for your continued prosperous lives as you pick up where I leave off in this wonderful game of life. Do not mourn my passing for too long, dear children, as it's simply a part of life we must all eventually succumb to. I've merely chosen to do so on my terms. I love you all dearly and shall miss you.
Great Grandfather Robos
P.S. I would like to apologize to the paramedics, I had several tacos from Big Mike's Taqueria and my corduroys are likely covered in feces.