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Famous Last E-Words

Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American princeA blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Singularity Engine++
This is an uncertain world. Nobody knows for sure what path their life will take, nor can we see in advance the people and places we will encounter that will shape our existence. There is only one thing we know for sure.

One day, we will die.

But who knows when, or how? Death can come for us at any time, and in any place. How would we let our friends and loved ones know it had happened? What if we had important files or information to pass on? A dark secret to reveal? A confession of undying love?

Well, that's where SlightlyMorbid and Death Switch come in. For a modest fee, you can set up e-mails to be sent to a number of individuals of your choosing in the event of your untimely demise, with personal messages as necessary. SlightlyMorbid requires that you choose a trusted third party who will log on after you die and trigger the messages, while Death Switch sends you e-mail prompts at intervals of your choice - stop responding to prompts, and it assumes you've passed away, and sends the messages.

So, maybe there are some ethical issues with charging people for a service that will only be rendered after they're dead. And maybe getting an e-mail from beyond the grave is not quite the way you want your significant others to remember you. And maybe it's just a silly idea that nobody actually uses.

But isn't it kinda cool?

So how about you, SE++? What do you say in death that you could never say in life?

Grey Ghost on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    here I sit

    brokenhearted

    tried to shit

    but only farted

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    So how about you, SE++? What do you say in death that you could never say in life?

    Fuck all y'all, I'm in a better place

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    more goatse

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what if you just don't check your email for a while

    that would be an alarming miscommunication

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what if you just don't check your email for a while

    that would be an alarming miscommunication

    Or an outstanding practical joke.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    more goatse

    This. I'd probably just shock image people.

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  • "fuck this, I'm out"

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HI5, Geebs

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    more goatse

    This. I'd probably just shock image people.

    shakes head in disgust

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will sign up for this
    and have it send emails to my enemies

    "The grave shall not hold me
    I come for you"

    ...you know
    if I had any enemies

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  • "if you're reading this I am dead and it was probably your fault"

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    "if you're reading this I am probably locked out of my e-mail account and whoops.jpg"

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If you were going to shock image people FROM THE GRAVE, at least do it right.

    Have message written in frantic style, talking about how frightened you are, that it's after you, that you have to tell someone, but now that you know you are going to be NEXT and have some creepy photograph attached of some demon or something.

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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "if you're reading this I am dead and it was probably your fault"

    trigger it to send cryptic clues about the identity of who you believe to be your killer

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Larlar wrote: »
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    anybody who hates a dead person shouldn't be your friend anyway

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  • "if you're reading this I am dead and it was probably your fault"

    trigger it to send cryptic clues about the identity of who you believe to be your killer

    narrated by gerard butler or whatever his name is

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    anybody who hates a dead person shouldn't be your friend anyway

    Hey guys did you hear the wook loves Hitler.

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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey guys, guess what! Keep on readin'! How are you? I hope you are fine. I am not fine, as you can no doubt tell from me hanging here from the ceiling fixture. You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing just fine until you fuckers came along. I hope you're happy now that I'm goddamn dead.

    Signed,
    The Corpse In This Room

    P.S.: Fuck you people.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    A single e-mail problem and Death Switch makes everyone hate you.

    anybody who hates a dead person shouldn't be your friend anyway

    Hey guys did you hear the wook loves Hitler.

    only carnally

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    im leaving se++ and i was trolling you all the whole time

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    To whom it may concern,

    Free running was a poor hobby choice.

    Regards,

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2009
    DO NOT GO TO INNSMOUTH

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What if these are my famous last e-words?

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • "try the churros"

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    "try the churros"

    I'd expect nothing less from you.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    To whom it may concern,

    Fandyien went out just the way he wanted; naked, riding a polar bear, and choking on a single, insidious, cumquat.

    Sincerely,
    The Internet

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    sounds cold

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  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What if these are my famous last e-words?

    It would be appropriate, because it's your only post people didn't tl;dr.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I would never avail myself of this service, but if I did I'd probably send a bunch of people Pickle Surprise just to confuse the hell out of them.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "with my last breath I curse Zoidberg"

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  • A duck! wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What if these are my famous last e-words?

    It would be appropriate, because it's your only post people didn't tl;dr.

    I didn't even notice that post!

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    From the recesses of my mothers basement in Minnesota, I stab at thee!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hey everybody

    who wants to go see a movie on friday

    love wam

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  • Mr. GMr. G hhhheehehhhhhh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "I did it all for the nookie"

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    Twitter / Steam / 3DS: 2981-5358-6078
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You and what army?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited April 2009
    "ON A MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AAAANYYYYYWHERE"

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  • "someone told me to click this thing and I did and I don't know what the fuck it does but I guess it means I'm dead? maybe it's something like the ring, I dunno. anyways, if you get this please-"

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2009
    Hi,

    I'm going to do my best to haunt you. Glue down your vases.

    Larlar

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    i wonder if anyone remembers what my se persona is from

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