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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And perpetually looking like a ninth grader.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sometimes I feel like I'm just a little too subtle in my humor

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My mind is completely blown right now.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    anjin what is the best way to die

    this is the ideal death

    there are way too many crazy men with swords in america for some reason

    the thing is, this guy in all likelihood had a replica sword

    they may look scary, but there is next to no threat from them

    so i'm trying to think off the top of my head how many swordsman have been shot in modern america
    that article is so weirdly written
    The shooting happened just east of a blue Dodge pickup, registered to Richard Robles, that was parked on the north side of K Street near the DoubleTree entrance.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat
    You can still stab someone with a replica sword. Like, to death.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat

    look they all posed a threat

    they all posed a threat

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat
    You can still stab someone with a replica sword.

    even then, i'm told it's not very effective

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat

    look they all posed a threat

    they all posed a threat

    "Look, Rick. You gotta look at it this way, you don't know it's got the cutting power of a butter knife. Nobody knows that. You're not a fucking doctor, man."

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat
    You can still stab someone with a replica sword. Like, to death.

    even then, i'm told it's not very effective
    What, stabbing someone with an extremely pointy metal object? Possibly repeatedly? I imagine that'd be pretty effective.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    anjin what is the best way to die

    this is the ideal death

    there are way too many crazy men with swords in america for some reason

    the thing is, this guy in all likelihood had a replica sword

    they may look scary, but there is next to no threat from them

    so i'm trying to think off the top of my head how many swordsman have been shot in modern america
    that article is so weirdly written
    The shooting happened just east of a blue Dodge pickup, registered to Richard Robles, that was parked on the north side of K Street near the DoubleTree entrance.

    I found it more odd that they hyphenated the word "wea-pon"

    why would you do that?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Especially a replica gladius. I imagine that'd be pretty damn effective.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    like, for every 8 dead american swordsman

    i'm trying to think of how many actually posed a threat

    look they all posed a threat

    they all posed a threat

    "Look, Rick. You gotta look at it this way, you don't know it's got the cutting power of a butter knife. Nobody knows that. You're not a fucking doctor, man."

    look anyone who can blow money on a replica sword for no good reason deserves to die

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Officer Scapegoat, why did you feel that you had to shoot that man?"

    "Well, Inspector Kneejerk, the assailant challenged me to 'stand and deliver' as he put it. So, I stood. And delivered."

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    anjin what is the best way to die

    this is the ideal death

    there are way too many crazy men with swords in america for some reason

    the thing is, this guy in all likelihood had a replica sword

    they may look scary, but there is next to no threat from them

    so i'm trying to think off the top of my head how many swordsman have been shot in modern america
    that article is so weirdly written
    The shooting happened just east of a blue Dodge pickup, registered to Richard Robles, that was parked on the north side of K Street near the DoubleTree entrance.

    I found it more odd that they hyphenated the word "wea-pon"

    why would you do that?

    bro-ther-hood

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    once i accidentally stabbed a friend in the arm with an oversized sword-styled letter opener

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "Officer Scapegoat, why did you feel that you had to shoot that man?"

    "Well, Inspector Kneejerk, the assailant challenged me to 'stand and deliver' as he put it. So, I stood. And delivered."

    i want to meet these guys

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    "Officer Scapegoat, why did you feel that you had to shoot that man?"

    "Well, Inspector Kneejerk, the assailant challenged me to 'stand and deliver' as he put it. So, I stood. And delivered."

    i want to meet these guys

    I wanted to make a snappy comment here, but Caddyshack just came on the Bravo channel and I'm completely incapable of fulfilling that dream.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    conversely, if you thought the name scheme they had was clever I'm gonna find and fucking slap you for being so fucking stupid

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    What? There's no way to know if a replica sword is dangerous?

    It's still a sword. Sure, it may not survive prolonged periods of battle, but you can still kill someone with it.

    Anyway, that's beside the point. It sounds as though the female police officer in question did what she needed to do to ensure her safety, and the safety of anyone else who may have been in the vicinity.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i'm not actually saying they had no right to shoot that guy

    like you have the time to think about whether or not it's actually a replica

    the fact there have been so many dudes running around in public with swords is just funny to me

    the funnier thing being that they died with weak-shit swords

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Here comes a new challenger! Winky face ;)Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm waiting for some nerd to wield a Buster Sword replica and get shot down.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Especially a replica gladius. I imagine that'd be pretty damn effective.

    replica swords are hilariously weak shit

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    At that point it kinda moves from "eh, that looks fake" to "holy shit he's got a ten foot long chunk of metal"

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    "Officer Scapegoat, why did you feel that you had to shoot that man?"

    "Well, Inspector Kneejerk, the assailant challenged me to 'stand and deliver' as he put it. So, I stood. And delivered."

    i want to meet these guys

    I wanted to make a snappy comment here, but Caddyshack just came on the Bravo channel and I'm completely incapable of fulfilling that dream.

    seriously, did you even know what the fuck i was actually talking about

    somebody else will let you off because you've been around but this really bugs me

    did you think i would let you pull this foolery

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Especially a replica gladius. I imagine that'd be pretty damn effective.

    replica swords are hilariously weak shit
    With a gladius you're probably still going to get at least one or two good stabs before it goes to shit, though.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Especially a replica gladius. I imagine that'd be pretty damn effective.

    replica swords are hilariously weak shit
    With a gladius you're probably still going to get at least one or two good stabs before it goes to shit, though.

    this reminds me of a exchange i had with PK

    spoilered for length:
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i am gonna try and sharpen this cheap sword i bought

    i'm a jackass

    yes, this is the worst most mouthbreathery thing to do. you gonna use the cheap piece of metal sharpened to death to have an edge it'll never hold to scrape at your neckbeard?

    my rationale is that if a man in prison can turn a toothbrush into a precision shiv

    i can turn a shitty forty dollar sword into a crude weapon

    Oh, it'll work.

    For about five seconds.

    My former martial arts teacher did a little demonstration for us once where he sharpened a stainless piece of shit katana he picked up for $30. Then he cut a piece of newspaper in half with it. After that, he couldn't make a second cut through the newspaper cleanly.

    Yay for cheap shit weapons.

    I have a couple of shitty $25 swords too. They are mostly for cheap decoration purposes, and to make everyone go "Ooooh! Shiny!" because I spent $4 on some metal polish and the blades are like mirrors.

    But I wouldn't cut a fucking sandwich in half with one of them. I like my sandwiches too much to ruin them.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I miss Pk.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A big hunk of metal is pretty dangerous.

    A big pointy hunk of metal is even more dangerous.

    A thing doesn't have to be a "real sword" to be a big pointy hunk of metal.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A big hunk of metal is pretty dangerous.

    A big sharp hunk of metal is even more dangerous.

    A thing doesn't have to be a "real sword" to be a big sharp hunk of metal.

    i'm not actually debating the how dangerous it is

    they're just not like "authentic" dangerous

    so you can just go ahead and

    thisisit.jpg

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    He can just go ahead and be a terrible rapper?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that's right

    you fuck with me, you know who you are?

    YOU ARE FUCKIN' JA RULE

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hey Anjin, how'd that fever go, by the way?

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dead's dead, no matter how "authentic" the means.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    A big hunk of metal is pretty dangerous.

    A big sharp hunk of metal is even more dangerous.

    A thing doesn't have to be a "real sword" to be a big sharp hunk of metal.

    i'm not actually debating the how dangerous it is

    they're just not like "authentic" dangerous

    so you can just go ahead and

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    hey anjin stop camwhoring itt

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    feeling significantly better

    the cold towel to the head and some sleep along with a battery of pills did the trick

    my skull no longer feels like an inflated balloon full of catshit

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dead's dead, no matter how "authentic" the means.

    one is actually built for killin' and will do so quickly

    if i wanted to kill someone with a replica, i think i'd honestly just break it in half and use the crude end to off someone

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    did you get naked as you were instructed

    if not I shall become extremely cross with you

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    that picture is what i genuinely thought anjin looked like for most of 2007

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yes, I got naked.

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