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[Mini-Phalla] The Ten Phallamandments-- Game Over! Hebrew & Nefertiri Victory
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Azulan Saul Tigh
Okay, I will do my best not to!
There will be kisses and hugs for you if you manage to succeed!!!
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
Man, what's with the blatant favoritism?
The bunny bought me a gameboy! For no reason other than I said that I didn't have one!! and cause he's a nice bunny!
I should stop cluttering up my own thread.... huh?
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
I am going to pass out right now.
If I can get those last few slots filled, Role PMs will go out tomorrow, and night One will end on Wednesday at midnight EST.
G'night my darlings.
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
Alright, I yield. There's no way I can beat such a display of friendship with my poor shriveled heart.
But rest assured, one day, sweet revenge will be mine! Hear me, heavens above?
Do I sign up for this one?
No! I don't.
I will !Reserve though. You can put me up to Signup if you wake up to see the slots not filled up.
pffffftttt
seriously. i'm goin to bed now
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
That's what Egypt was all about back then right? Festivities?
Shit just got biblical.
Too early to vote for !lonelyahava?
So it is written ... so it shall be done!
Assuming that WildPantha's post above me means this thing is full, I'll !Reserve Up. If the game isn't full, then Let My People Go! (Into the regular player list.)
I've got all my 30 players, and two Reserves.
That's a good start to me. I'll send out Role PMs here shortly, and we'll get started!
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
THE TEN PHALLAMANDMENTS: DAY ONE
Why does it always have to be snakes?
Unto Pharaoh came Moses and his brother Aaron, and saying unto him the LORD my God has commanded thee to release the people of Isreal from bondage, but Pharoah did not hearken unto them, saying instead unto Moses, show me a miracle to prove the power of your God. And so did Moses speak unto Aaron, and bid Aaron to cast down his rod. Aaron conferred quietly with Moses, explaining unto Moses that circumcision was not to be commanded until later. Moses was shamed and allowed that perhaps the LORD their God had meant Aaron’s staff. Aaron accepted this and cast down his staff, and it became a snake before the Pharaoh.
Pharaoh called forth his wise men and sorcerors and bid them too to allow their rods to spring forth as living snakes, and in their robes did they do this. Every man did cast down his rod upon the earth, but Aaron’s rod outshone them all, eating them one by one until it was satisfied, and Aaron took it up once more into his hands. But Pharaoh’s heart was hardened and he felt no pity for the rods of his wise men, and he spoke unto Moses once more, refusing to let his people go.
And Moses saw that Pharaoh would not hearken to him. Pharaoh hardened his heart once more, and bid Moses to leave his presence.
And the LORD God spoke unto Moses once more, bidding him come to Pharaoh in the morning, lo as he goeth out unto the water. Moses did as the LORD God had commanded him, taking his brother and speaking once more unto Pharaoh on the bank of the Nile.
“I say unto thee, Pharaoh, let my people go! The LORD my God, the God of Abraham, commandeth this, that they may serve Him in the wilderness, and behold, hitherto thou wouldest not hear.â€
But Pharaoh hardened his heart once more, and refused once again to let Moses’ people go, speaking with disdain and commanding Moses leave him.
But Moses, speaking with anger in his heart, spoke unto Aaron and bid him to stretch out his rod once more over the river Nile. And Aaron did so, taking his rod into his hands and touched the waters with it, and thus did the waters of the Nile turn into blood, and grow to stink, and all the fish in the waters died, and the Egyptians were loath to drink of the water. Even within vessels of wood and stone did the water change unto blood, and the people of Egypt were afraid. Moses spoke once again to Pharaoh.
“And so shall you know the power of the LORD my God.â€
But Pharaoh called forth once again his rodless wise men and sorcerers, and they too turned the water into blood, and the people of Egypt could not help but wonder why they would waste what little good water remained. Thus were the people of Egypt forced to dig around the river of the Nile for water, and they began to ask what good a Pharaoh’s sorcerers and wise men were if they were just going to go about ruining good water. One man quietly asked for wine, and was summarily executed after one final meal with his friends.
And thus did Pharaoh once again harden his heart and refuse to hearken to the power of the LORD God, the God of Abraham. Moses left his presence, and God spoke to him once more.
“Wait thou until next week, Moses. Thou shalt see. We will unnerve him.â€
And Moses asked unto the LORD, where the Hebrews would find clean water now that the Nile was polluted.
The LORD mumbled something about ungrateful children and spoke no more.
Night One ends tomorrow, Wednesday April 15th (Tax Day in US) at Midnight EST. I can close it tonight, if the players prefer it that way. Let me know.
You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
Gods will be done, so say we all!
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Kime!
Obviously.
Azulan Saul Tigh
:cry::cry::cry:
"Do it? Moses, I'm not a Babylonian general. Do you really think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you freeing your people? I enslaved them 35 minutes ago."
"D:"
Just because I'm the Godlike Pharaoh doesn't mean you should gang up on me!
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We cannot have this! piL must die for insulting Dac Vin's mother!
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You should know why mister.
Remind me?
What about Dac Vin's mother!?
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Slave.
Although that's a good point. Midnight is such a weird time....
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I will leave that up to you all, but let me know
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(Fantastic!)
Edit: Yeah I'm good with tonight, or tomorrow, doesn't matter. I'll let my peons decide this one.
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