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[Mini-Phalla] The Ten Phallamandments-- Game Over! Hebrew & Nefertiri Victory

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    EipnoomEipnoom Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Daius because otherwise he'll try and kill me first.

    That, and I really don't want to jump on the kime bandwagon yet.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Eipnoom wrote: »
    That, and I really don't want to jump on the kime bandwagon yet.

    Or ever. Why be mean to your Pharaoh?
    Out of curiosity, no one here actually believes I am the Pharaoh, do you?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I believe you worship false gods

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    pfft, I worship myself.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Burnage is evil

    or a good special.

    but I think he's evil.

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Day one bandwagons are silly.

    piL.

    I'm fine with the day ending tonight.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    !Burnage is evil

    or a good special.

    but I think he's evil.
    A high-risk, high-reward strategy.... I like that! Perhaps you'd consider ditching those other slaves and moving up in the ranks?

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I never saw the Ten Commandments, but I did see The Prince of Egypt. They're prettty much the same right?

    If kime isn't the pharao/devil, then he's probably one of those magicians that use their "magics" to make puffs of smoke everywhere.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LightRider wrote: »
    I never saw the Ten Commandments, but I did see The Prince of Egypt. They're prettty much the same right?

    If kime isn't the pharao/devil, then he's probably one of those magicians that use their "magics" to make puffs of smoke everywhere.
    My rod makes puffs of smoke.

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    LightRider wrote: »
    I never saw the Ten Commandments, but I did see The Prince of Egypt. They're prettty much the same right?

    If kime isn't the pharao/devil, then he's probably one of those magicians that use their "magics" to make puffs of smoke everywhere.
    My rod makes puffs of smoke.

    Kime

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My first exposure to the Ten Commandments was by reading some Jack Chick comics.

    wait

    damn

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There was magic in the bible?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yes didnt you read about that magician turning water to wine and making a rabbit appear out of his hat or something

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    yes didnt you read about that magician turning water to wine and making a rabbit appear out of his hat or something

    Ahh... now I get the easter bunny!

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Night One will end Tonight at Midnight/11pm CST.

    Make sure you have your information in to me by then.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    lonelyahava wrote: »
    Night One will end Tonight at Midnight/11pm CST.

    Make sure you have your information in to me by then.
    Information? Like my Pharaoh orders?

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kime why do you try so hard to get killed on day 1?

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    LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    RNG says 23...!Trust

    <Insert name joke here.>

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Kime why do you try so hard to get killed on day 1?
    I always assume that one day, in the near future, people will trust me and my godhood :(.

    Really, I'm not trying hard, that's the funny part. It's so easy to garner day-1 votes...

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Kime why do you try so hard to get killed on day 1?
    I always assume that one day, in the near future, people will trust me and my godhood :(.

    Really, I'm not trying hard, that's the funny part. It's so easy to garner day-1 votes...

    Someday Kime's going to get a village idiot role.... and for once nobody's going to vote him out :P

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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    It's so easy to garner day-1 votes...

    YOU WOULD SAY THAT I YOU WERE EVIL< WOULDN"T YOU< KIME!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    It's so easy to garner day-1 votes...

    YOU WOULD SAY THAT I YOU WERE EVIL< WOULDN"T YOU< KIME!

    If I were ever evil, we'd know, wouldn't we?
    TehSloth wrote:
    Someday Kime's going to get a village idiot role.... and for once nobody's going to vote him out :P

    I will be so perturbed if this happens!

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    FiggyFiggy Fighter of the night man Champion of the sunRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Kime sounds like he needs to be destroyed.

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    Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Spectralsprok for being for being spectralspork.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sigh, another kime hatewagon?

    !Toxic, obviously.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Sigh, another kime hatewagon?

    It's all right, I'll turn it around when I get back from class with an awesome epic reveal!
    I have no epic reveal to give :|.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    And so the Lord said, "What's goin on up in here?"


    And shit was goooood.

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    zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    !Andrew Ryan, cause he ran a pretty cool miniPhalla. For that, he gets my vote.

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Sigh, another kime hatewagon?

    It's all right, I'll turn it around when I get back from class with an awesome epic reveal!
    I have no epic reveal to give :|.

    Doesn't stop anyone from pulling an epic reveal. C'mon kime, if you're a villager, why don' you just make it as epic as possible, with explosions and car flips?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Sigh, another kime hatewagon?

    It's all right, I'll turn it around when I get back from class with an awesome epic reveal!
    I have no epic reveal to give :|.

    Doesn't stop anyone from pulling an epic reveal. C'mon kime, if you're a villager, why don' you just make it as epic as possible, with explosions and car flips?

    Sure, why not? But of course, I'm not a villager, I'm the Pharaoh, so it has to be epically Egyptian!

    (....What?)

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I actually just voted kime for no reason, so who else worships the false gods

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    THE ALPHA/OMEGA 3 FATTY ACID SPEAKS:

    Consulting these tablets that I found up on a mountain, it says that the 11'th Phallamandment is to use thy RNG on the first day, and keep it holy.

    Can't break the Phallamandments I guess...

    Exarch!

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I actually just voted kime for no reason, so who else worships the false gods
    piL?

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    Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    I actually just voted kime for no reason, so who else worships the false gods
    piL?

    Not sure about piL, but as I said, he insulted my mother so he's naughty too.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LightRider wrote: »
    THE ALPHA/OMEGA 3 FATTY ACID SPEAKS:

    Consulting these tablets that I found up on a mountain, it says that the 11'th Phallamandment is to use thy RNG on the first day, and keep it holy.

    Can't break the Phallamandments I guess...

    Exarch!

    Heathen! All who truly follow in the ways of the Phallamandments know that the eleventh is "Thou Shalt Not Suffer a LolCats to not be posted"

    Begone you Phallastant, we of the Phalladox Chuch shant suffer you to spread your lies here!

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    LightRiderLightRider __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Oh yeah? Did you find a tablet on a mountain? Did you rise on the 4th/5th/whatever day in the plains of Phallamyre with the unknowable knowledge of phalla law? Did you ever have the RNG of INPHALLABILITY?

    What?

    What's that?

    You haven't?

    Hmm...didn't think so.

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    SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Because all such things are constructs falsely enshrined by you and your heretic kin!

    It is we who gave rise to the great bandwagon of Kime!

    We are the ones who care not for victory but the chaos of of Phallaspiracy Theories.

    Can you grasp the intricities of the great and unending grudge?

    We know you cannot, submit to us, we are Phallans, we are a multitude surpassing your ability to conceptualize!

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Kime why do you try so hard to get killed on day 1?
    I always assume that one day, in the near future, people will trust me and my godhood :(.

    Really, I'm not trying hard, that's the funny part. It's so easy to garner day-1 votes...

    It's like going into a Harry Potter phalla and saying "Sup my deatheaters, so good to be voldemorte."

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait, are people actually voting me out of a game so I'll go work on hosting another one?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Andrew Ryan wrote: »
    Kime why do you try so hard to get killed on day 1?
    I always assume that one day, in the near future, people will trust me and my godhood :(.

    Really, I'm not trying hard, that's the funny part. It's so easy to garner day-1 votes...

    It's like going into a Harry Potter phalla and saying "Sup my deatheaters, so good to be voldemorte."

    I totally did that

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