Let humble and longbaugh tell you why you're terrible

Mister Longbaugh

all you need do is post and me and humble will point out your myriad of glaring personality faults; what makes you an awful human being for the purpose of bettering yourself

go now

Fletcher

longbaugh judge my faults please

I'M FIRST SO I GET MORE JUDGEMENT

Grey Ghost

Do it

I can take it

Jordyn

I like Batman too much.

Jordyn

Hahaha, no I like him just the right amount.

Mister Longbaugh

Fletcher wrote: »

longbaugh judge my faults please

I'M FIRST SO I GET MORE JUDGEMENT

i don't know you but i will make a few educated guesses

it is likely you are a pedophile and/or a serial rapist

your hygiene is most certainly lacking

you are ugly

you display no ability to think for yourself and contribute nothing to either your extended family or society as a whole

Kuribo's Shoe

you could do me but you wouldn't have much time to get to anyone else

Centipede Damascus

now why would you make a thread like this

Jordyn

Shoe, there's a pokemon pen in my car that I think belongs to you.

Tox

Ooh! me! me! I want to be hated on!


be gentle....

humble

grey ghost i have no idea who you are

so you are like that kid in high school no one knows exists

i imagine you have coke bottle glasses and eat popcorn cheesies all day

the only reason you are somewhat familiar to me is because your name is grey ghost from one of the best batman episodes

AMP'd

Let me try:

I only post in threads for the gratification of established forumers responding to me
I also can't turn left.

Kuribo's Shoe

Jordyn wrote: »

Shoe, there's a pokemon pen in my car that I think belongs to you.

yeah that's mine

it's a ds stylus

the guy on top fell off though, which sucks

YaYa

bring it on you fuckers I'll be surprised if you can get even half of my personality faults

Fletcher

can i use this is a character reference on my c.v.

?

Meissnerd

like to see you two even try

Mister Longbaugh

Tox wrote: »

Ooh! me! me! I want to be hated on!


be gentle....

thus far you have added nothing to this internet community aside from an extra dash of banality and a slightly increased wait time for pages to load your uninteresting, pointless avatar.

Qorzm

longbaugh, lay it on me

Graves

This will fall through.

Too much shame.

MrMonroe

I feel pretty comfortable with how awful I am.

You should probably make it all public, though, so everyone is aware.

Tox

Mister Longbaugh wrote: »

Tox wrote: »

Ooh! me! me! I want to be hated on!


be gentle....

thus far you have added nothing to this internet community aside from an extra dash of banality and a slightly increased wait time for pages to load your uninteresting, pointless avatar.

mmmm....don't stop...

humble

meiss wears dumb denim jackets with patches on it

that shit was old and retarded in the 80's

Mister Longbaugh

Meissnerd wrote: »

like to see you two even try

from what i understand you are grossly overweight

Dead Legend

i desire to know your thoughts on me because i am vain and narcissistic individual

Jordyn

Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Shoe, there's a pokemon pen in my car that I think belongs to you.

yeah that's mine

it's a ds stylus

the guy on top fell off though, which sucks

Oh it's a stylus.

I hadn't really looked that closely.

Meissnerd

no i dont!

and i was!

Khavall

Jordyn wrote: »

Shoe, there's a pokemon pen in my car that I think belongs to you.

Is this the new version of candy in my van?

humble

jordyn is terrible because she cannot stay on topic 4 posts into a thread

Druhim

ok, lay it on me


I can handle the truth

Tweaked_Bat_

Let me have it.

You will probably mention something about my comments in the Comic Sans thread. I can take it.

Jordyn

Dead Legend wrote: »

i desire to know your thoughts on me because i am vain and narcissistic individual

You've got that eye thing going on, don't you?

ewwwwwww weird.

Haha, nah, you're all right.

Raijin Quickfoot

What the hell? I can take a beating.

Lucky Cynic

I bet I know what is wrong with me.


But why don't you tell me anyways.

Dead Legend

thanks jordyn!

how's football?

Graves

Come on guys, make it hurt.

Mister Longbaugh

MrMonroe wrote: »

I feel pretty comfortable with how awful I am.

You should probably make it all public, though, so everyone is aware.

you are another one of the numerous forumers that nobody knows or pays attention to and as such your existence is a pointless one here on the forums, a quality i'm sure extends to your real life.

Vivixenne

I'm pretty sure I know everything that's wrong with me

for instance

• my tits are too big
• I talk about my tits too much
• I use the word tits instead of the obviously far better choice of "boobies"
• I constantly remind people that I am a girl because I keep mentioning how huge my tits are
• I am Asian and therefore it is weird for me to have huge tits
• tits is seriously a horrible nickname for boobies
• I talk constantly about volleyball
• I talk constantly about how I am Chinese and how I know more about everything ever because I have lived in more countries than most people ever visit
• I know everything ever because I know everything ever
• I have a stupid-looking face
• I think I am witty and edgy but in fact I am not nor do I think so YEAH TAKE THAT
• my thighs could crush and choke a horse if the need ever arose
• my underwear can wrap around the asses of eight elephants standing in a row
• I have a tremendous ego that does not quite match my long list of insecurities
• I am always defensive when people call me an attention whore because seriously what the hell I am not an attention here I will show you a list of examples how I am not an attention whore and how I am probably not much more of an attention whore than you are
• I am too nice to people
• I live in Australia
• I am always angry and loud and shouty and obnoxious
• I am always angry and loud and shouty and obnoxious about all of the above

etc etc

AMP'd

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

I bet I know what is wrong with me.


But why don't you tell me anyways.

Lucky Cynic hates cats

Otherwise I don't think anything's wrong with him

Mister Longbaugh

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

I bet I know what is wrong with me.


But why don't you tell me anyways.

you wear terrible clothes and your sexual preferences leave much to be desired from a moral standpoint.

humble

dru seemed like an asshole at first but then i learned he is actually wise and a rad dude

tweaked bat you spew shit about type faces but in reality you do not
you also have underscores in your name when spaces would have sufficed
which means that you are retarded and probably in the second grade still

Jordyn

humble wrote: »

jordyn is terrible because she cannot stay on topic 4 posts into a thread

I could make another Static Shock thread.

I'll stay on topic forever then.