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American TV isn't even slightly retarded.

RagixRagix Registered User
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
Not one fucking bit.

....

I turned on the TV today to give my eyes something to focus at, and I had the [dis]pleasure of watching some really filthy shit.

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I mean, this shit

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What the hell? does anybody actually watch her retarded mind-corrupting show?

She spent 30 minutes or so, bitching about men while receiving a standing ovation from the crowd of multi-cultural feminists who carry ungodly amounts of hatred towards men and penis-carriers.

Also, her jokes aren't funny and they engulf me in a fume of fermented vomit. Mentally.


And then they showed this crap

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The show is boring and uninteresting, but I don't have a problem with it. It's just that this sack of shit kept coming up, sitting in his big, red leather chair..

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..and proceeded to fire a single team member every 5-10 minutes ever so harshly..

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"My show, fuck off!"


I couldn't hold myself from re-imagining the chain of thoughts that went through his self-centered head, ending in the establishment of this show.

"I'm a self-proclaimed eccentric fuck, and I have money. Therefore, I'll make a show where I torture poor youth workers and fire them one by one, randomly, while sitting in my big, red leather chair."

"Also, my Mercedes SLR has to appear behind me at least once per episode, followed by a view of the tower holding my name. Twice."
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"And I'm not bald or remotely fat."


tldr; bitch about American shows that sucks.

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