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Roomwhores: 2009 Edition

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Fari

    Fari

    this girl who asked if you were interested in her

    She knows you're interested in someone else and yet she pursues.

    If you're not hung up on casual sex, I'd say you had a foot in the door son.

    In this analogy the door is her vagina, and the foot is your penis

    or your foot if she's into that

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    #pipe wrote: »
    Fari

    Fari

    this girl who asked if you were interested in her

    She knows you're interested in someone else and yet she pursues.

    If you're not hung up on casual sex, I'd say you had a foot in the door son.

    In this analogy the door is her vagina, and the foot is your penis

    or your foot if she's into that
    in this analogy her vagina has been ravaged by various sailors

    possibly outside the analogy as well

  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    cynic we don't want to explore your foxhole

    Is that what they're calling it these days?

    The problem with gchat or any internet venue is that it's much easier to play dumb and hope that you aren't getting the let down when yes, you really are being told to pursue other interests. Interests in another state, maybe. I think it has something to do with the embarrassment of a face-to-face "Sorry, I'm not interested," that makes it much more likely to succeed.

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Cleaning at Your Mom's HouseRegistered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    you type things but all i see is chuck winking at me

    That's to distract you from realizing my posts have no substance.

    And damnit, pipe, I basically said the same thing except without the casual sex.

    edit: Also that's from one of the unaired eps.

  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    There's only one room in our house that we've gotten around to redecorating, and we still haven't changed the hideous orange carpet so there's not much to show really.
    Spoiler:
    The (incredibly blury) TV is the most important part of the house. There's an Eggbox 360 behind the TV, HTPC on the other side of the table and CD-player + amp on top. Everything is switched between either outputting sound through the amp + speakers or through the Sennheiser wireless headphones.
    Spoiler:
    We recently moved the 2-seater couch into an L-shape with the other couch so as to get more room. Now we can have spontaneous breakdancing fights to decide who washes up. One of the monitor speakers is also chilling in the corner by the door to the dining room / ION drums storage.
    Spoiler:
    Then there's the totally manly office that I have.

    And directly behind my chair is:
    Spoiler:
    Bookcases! DVDs! CDs! There's also usually an exercise bike crammed in there. It's pretty much a full room.

  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    DON'T LIME THINGS

    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    USE: GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD

    BUY PROPERTY

    WIN

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    man no one ever beats me at monopoly

    I've played upwards of 6 hours before just because I refused to give up

    in the end, I won

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    you're just bitter because I beat you

    it's alright Pipe, which board game would you like to play next

    take your pick

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    not if you get the three green ones

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  • OdenOden Registered User
    monopoly is terrible and most games i've played end when one person goes broke buying mayfair, one person cant roll doubles to get out of jail and the other two people who argued over who got to be the car begin to argue about collecting the tax money from free parking

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    and then I step in and convince them all to forfeit

    then guess who's the winner

    me

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  • OdenOden Registered User
    zimfan wrote: »
    and then I step in and convince them all to forfeit

    then guess who's the winner

    me

    no thats when I frisbee the board off the balcony and then we never play monopoly ever again

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    winning monopoly is never satisfying because it always ends up feeling like the other players are just humouring your stubborness

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Scrabble is a man's bored game.

    a fastidious man's bored game

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    i love scrabble

    that's the one game i will mercilessly slaughter my opponent whether they're a hardened veteran or a three year old chewing on the wooden letters

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    I'm into any board game

    except for operation

    that game doesn't count because it hates me

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i love scrabble

    that's the one game i will mercilessly slaughter my opponent whether they're a hardened veteran or a three year old chewing on the wooden letters

    Man I love it but I'm not very good at it.

    A friend of mine is one of the hardened veterans you speak of.

    He has a regular game with the same dudes every week. He has competed in organised competitions. He has a nickname derived from a word he played in a game once.

    He once hit me with a 185 point word.

  • OdenOden Registered User
    once we were playing scrabble on acid and the first word was acid

    story of my life

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I was playing scrabble at Dub Sessions, the excellent weekly saturday afternoon music and beer event I went to every week for like 5 years.

    And I was rearranging my tiles, and a word formed itself and I stood up and said HOLY SHIT

    my tiles had spelled "vote" and I realised it was election day and I had forgotten to vote.

    got a $30 fine.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    oh that reminds me, we found a pub just up the road that has scrabble and other board games

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    You get fined for not voting?

    What?

    it's mandatory in australia

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    You get fined for not voting?

    What?

    it's mandatory in australia

    I did not know that.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    You get fined for not voting?

    What?

    it's mandatory in australia

    I did not know that.

    yeah it's so people can't complain that only 15% of the nation voted for the leader.

    punishment is pretty weak and it's easy to talk your way out of it, but it's easier to just vote

  • OdenOden Registered User
    it is even easier to just not register

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    man i got biffed with $50 for not voting in the bloody local council elections

    i didn't even know they were on

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  • OdenOden Registered User
    how dare you not take an interest in the government that empties your bins and tells you off for making minor superficial renovations to your property

  • Lost SalientLost Salient generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance Registered User regular
    I get so angry at people who don't vote in the States. Especially when I'm canvassing. But I can't decide if I like the idea of mandatory voting, or if I believe that stupid fucks who don't give a hoot about what happens in their country's politics* or their ability to utilize rights that not everyone is lucky enough to have, should be allowed to opt out despite how frustrated it makes me.

    *not saying folks here are this sort of person, since everyone in SE++ is clearly of the classy set in life

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i love scrabble

    that's the one game i will mercilessly slaughter my opponent whether they're a hardened veteran or a three year old chewing on the wooden letters

    Man I love it but I'm not very good at it.

    A friend of mine is one of the hardened veterans you speak of.

    He has a regular game with the same dudes every week. He has competed in organised competitions. He has a nickname derived from a word he played in a game once.

    He once hit me with a 185 point word.

    185 points? I'm not sure about that. Let's assume it uses all 7 for +50. That leaves 135 points for the word itself. It nearly HAS to be on a triple, so divide by 3. 45 points base? That's 6+ points per letter. Assuming you managed to hit one of the doubles with a high value (let's say, oh, x/j for 16) that's still nearly 5 points per letter.

    The only way I can see this as possible is if you pluralized a word that was aimed at a triple with another (7 letter) word, giving you two words x3. Which wouldn't really be a 185 point word so much as a 185 point play.

    This pointless anal scrabble bitching brought to you by not enough sleep

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    nah you can easily score that much by stacking your multipliers

    if you had a seven letter word on a double-word score with a z on a triple-letter, that's already at the very least 120 points

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    bsjezz wrote: »
    nah you can easily score that much by stacking your multipliers

    if you had a seven letter word on a double-word score with a z on a triple-letter, that's already at the very least 120 points

    yeah and then you have to get 65 more to get 185

    65 points is an extremely good turn in your average person's scrabble

  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    Tossrock wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    nah you can easily score that much by stacking your multipliers

    if you had a seven letter word on a double-word score with a z on a triple-letter, that's already at the very least 120 points

    yeah and then you have to get 65 more to get 185

    65 points is an extremely good turn in your average person's scrabble

    well pipe did say he was talking about a competitive scrabble player

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    so apparently the highest ever single play was 392 points

    'caziques'. shit

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnerds

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