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Social Entropy++: AWESOME POST in "Videogames of the Old School", by DarkPrimus

GoatmonGoatmon You Are An ExperienceMake Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Forum: Social Entropy++
Post: Videogames of the Old School
Posted by: DarkPrimus


Original Content:
Goatmon wrote: »
Just got the zombie genocider achivement on Dead Rising! Hoooooray

I was so confused when I heard they there was going to be a Wii version.

Nintendo should probably stop trying to do most of the things the bigger consoles are doing, and stick to the stuff they're actually good at.

Yeah I can imagine the phone call..

"Hey bitches, it's Iwata. Put me on the line with the head dude what made Dead Rising."

"H-hello? Sir?"

"Listen chumpkins, I can understand what you were trying to do with making Dead Rising into a title to show off what your little company can do in HD. That's cool. I respect that. But you already had a game to do that, remember? Little diddy called Lost Planet. Yeah see, we got Resident Evil 4 the definitive version. We got House of the Dead 2 and 3. We got the next Siren game and don't tell nobody but Konami is reimagining the first Silent Hill just for us. So look, we are RUNNING THIS SHOW for zombies and survival horror games, so you get your Dead Rising on our console or I will kill your dog and force your family to play Wii Fit until they die from dehydration."

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This wasn't awesome at all!

  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    No sir I don't like it

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That certainly is a post.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    How many 1 star ratings does it take for Goatmon to become double jailed?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    JAEF wrote: »
    How many 1 star ratings does it take for Goatmon to become double jailed?

    Only science has the answer.

  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Terrible.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I liked it but that is because I pictured Iwata being played by Robert DeNiro

    It's not DP's best work by any means

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  • Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User
    edited April 2009
    1 star'd so very hard.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JAEF wrote: »
    How many 1 star ratings does it take for Goatmon to become double jailed?

    One

    TA-HOO!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I give it three stars because I smiled.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JAEF wrote: »
    How many 1 star ratings does it take for Goatmon to become double jailed?

    One

    TA-HOO!

    FA-THREE

    CRUNCH

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    Never forget.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm pretty sure "neither good nor bad" is what the three-star rating is for.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure "neither good nor bad" is what the three-star rating is for.

    But that doesn't apply here. This was definitely bad. Maybe not one star bad, but bad.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Meowptimus Prime Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure "neither good nor bad" is what the three-star rating is for.

    But that doesn't apply here. This was definitely bad. Maybe not one star bad, but bad.

    This is so ironic. I would use the exact same words to describe my tryst with your mother last night.

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  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited April 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure "neither good nor bad" is what the three-star rating is for.

    But that doesn't apply here. This was definitely bad. Maybe not one star bad, but bad.

    This is so ironic. I would use the exact same words to describe my tryst with your mother last night.

    I'm debating reporting this for awesome, both because it was the best "Your mom" I've heard in some time, and as a general searing-hot repartee to SR's poor star use.

    I'm scared to though, lest I be judged harshly.

    5stars (I'm not going to lie; the above was a part of that.)

    ... They ate, slept and worked. Some of them found uninteresting partners at work who they married and came home to. Sometimes they would half-heartededly thrust into each other and children were made. They lived a middle class existence until their deaths to heart disease and cancer.
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