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New Comic Thread: Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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    matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    clubfights

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Imagine the ferocity of two homosexual Wookies going at it.
    (804): Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
    (1-804): wow, that really makes you stop and think.

    I couldn't resist. I should have, but I couldn't.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I just don't dig this one

    must be because PA is dying

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    IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Those goddamn wookies

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    srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I went to look at the thread they were talking about.

    I didn't realize how many conservative Star Wars MMO fans there were. But I guess liberals can be homophobic too. Most straight men I guess are.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Imagine the ferocity of two homosexual Wookies going at it.
    (804): Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
    (1-804): wow, that really makes you stop and think.
    I couldn't resist. I should have, but I couldn't.
    skullfucked.

    horrifying.

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    MagnumCTMagnumCT Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    it's even more frightening to....who do I make fun of since Iowa is gay-friendly now? Not the mid-west.

    OH YEAH DEEP SOUTH, YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME

    We're there for you pal!

    .......but not in a gay way.

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    Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    it's even more frightening to....who do I make fun of since Iowa is gay-friendly now? Not the mid-west.

    OH YEAH DEEP SOUTH, YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME

    Utah is America's own little slice of Talibani Afghanistan.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Imagine the ferocity of two homosexual Wookies going at it.
    (804): Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
    (1-804): wow, that really makes you stop and think.

    I couldn't resist. I should have, but I couldn't.

    Aww, man, thats my area code.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This comic made me wonder - has there ever been any expanded universe story or something in the games that alludes to earth or humanity's genesis at all?

    Or is it a completely fantastic setting with no connections to reality? I've never really known either way.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    This comic made me wonder - has there ever been any expanded universe story or something in the games that alludes to earth or humanity's genesis at all?

    Or is it a completely fantastic setting with no connections to reality? I've never really known either way.

    MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, MAN?!?

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    This comic made me wonder - has there ever been any expanded universe story or something in the games that alludes to earth or humanity's genesis at all?

    Or is it a completely fantastic setting with no connections to reality? I've never really known either way.

    MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, MAN?!?

    I had to say it so that it would exist somewhere. Now I can find it, and either show it to the world for it's brilliance, or openly condemn/mock it.

    Either way, i win!

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will cut your fucking throat.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will cut your fucking throat.

    can you hear that? Someone is writing fan fiction right now.

    man i wonder if it will be fish out of water, with Luke finding earth as it is now, or with han and leia ending up being adam and eve

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    well, the latter is more obvious.

    It is a long time ago.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    I will cut your fucking throat.

    can you hear that? Someone is writing fan fiction right now.

    man i wonder if it will be fish out of water, with Luke finding earth as it is now, or with han and leia ending up being adam and eve

    aaaagh stop it

    some probability waveforms are best left uncollapsed

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    I will cut your fucking throat.

    can you hear that? Someone is writing fan fiction right now.

    man i wonder if it will be fish out of water, with Luke finding earth as it is now, or with han and leia ending up being adam and eve

    aaaagh stop it

    some probability waveforms are best left uncollapsed
    Don't get your mynocks in a....sarlacc.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Chewie just dropping trou and laying down a log into the primordial soup.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    that statement means that Chewbacca is wearing pants.

    I think.

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    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Parts fur instead?

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    NSFW
    ChewieLeia.jpg

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Chewie died jackass

    Went out like a badass too

    Took a fucking moon to kill him

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    FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what the hell

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    He was crushed

    By a moon

    Yeah

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man that book isn't real

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Look

    If he has to die that's a pretty great way of going out

    You know what he was doing when the moon hit

    Howling at it

    All FUCK YOU MOON BRING IT ON smash

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    how do you get hit by a moon?

    Not looking both ways before crossing the street?

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    ThreepioThreepio New Westminster, BCRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    What I don't get is how C-3PO and R2-D2 consummate their relationship.

    You've seen R2D2 in action, he can interface with just about anything.

    Anything.


    And how.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    how do you get hit by a moon?

    Not looking both ways before crossing the street?

    a stupid, stupid plot development

    (Ohh nooooo moon is crashing into the planet whoops where's chewie guess we forgot him)

    ok it wasn't that exactly but still it's a lame book

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Darth Waiter is living proof that there is room for homosexuality in the Star Wars universe.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    This comic made me wonder - has there ever been any expanded universe story or something in the games that alludes to earth or humanity's genesis at all?

    Or is it a completely fantastic setting with no connections to reality? I've never really known either way.

    okay, try to stay with me on this one

    it's the same universe as this one

    but star wars happened

    a long time ago

    stay with me

    and it happened

    in a galaxy

    that's far, far away

    from here

    do you follow me

    am I getting through

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    GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I give this comic a B/B-. Fairly funny, not amazing. PA always comes through with a new turn of phrase I find amusing, and they did not disappoint this time. (in this case, "krakthorian gay beast")

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    A B out of a possible B minus?

    is that how this scale works?

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I give this comic a B/B-. Fairly funny, not amazing. PA always comes through with a new turn of phrase I find amusing, and they did not disappoint this time. (in this case, "krakthorian gay beast")

    They did a bit on the Daily Show about people assigning arbitrary letter grades to Obama's first 100 days in office, and it suddenly makes even more sense.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why do people I've never fucking seen before think that grading a comic on the internet on some arbitrary bullshit scale will make anyone give two shits about their stupid opinions and/or faces

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I give it a 72.000031 on the Grubbenhof-Meyer Weighted Scale of Relative Comedic Density.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    I give it two gurflunks

    Out of a possible flophat

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The closest thing SW has to talking about where humans came from is they think that they originated on Courascant, but are unsure.

    Chewie didn't get crushed by a moon persay, but he did get incinerated when the moon ignited the atmosphere of the planet as it came down (something to do with friction I don't know)

    There are gays in SW, in one of Karen Traviss's books two Mandos referred to each other as husband and wife. They were both duders.

    And I knew all of this from the top of my head and I am so ashamed.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They talk about Karen's book in the podcast.

    She does seem to try to subvert the general Star Wars status quo in her books.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    While were talking about sexuality in Star Wars
    I just want to reaffirm my solid belief that Luke and Leia wanting to have sex with each other is clearly an intentional part of the storyline and not hidden subtext at all
    They both even say they "knew" they were siblings the whole time
    And they still wanted to do it

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