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New Comic Thread: Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    obviously.

    at every single point the want is implied.

    I am trying to think of real examples but I can't.

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    What if...Leia was only into it because Luke was constantly (but subconsciously) doing the Jedi Mind Trick on her?

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    What if...Leia was only into it because Luke was subconsciously doing the Jedi Mind Trick on her?
    No, Leia is just as much Jedi as Luke, so I think she could resist.

    It's obvious that twins always want to have sex with each other in all cases.

    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    What if...Leia was only into it because Luke was constantly (but subconsciously) doing the Jedi Mind Trick on her?

    Force Incest, the worst of the Jedi powers.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    So I just read the newspost and it seems this mod only said the "terms" did not exist in Star Wars
    Which is much, much, much more innocuous than what was previously suggested
    Considering the Star Wars universe doesn't have the word "child" either
    I don't think that's so crazy a statement

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    I would actually say that sexuality is pretty absent across the board in the Star Wars universe, except for exotic twilek dancers. For instance: there's no problems of Sith rape or anything being a big issue, and I mean, if you're a Sith, you're probably raping people.

    Then again, I don't read the books. Maybe there's one all about Sith rape.

    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • jwalkjwalk frosty Registered User regular
    Star Wars: Sith Rape Lords

  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    Lots of words probably don't exist in the Star Wars universe.

    "What's a duck?" for example oh wait no actually that is a bad example, because they obviously have a word for ducks and Ben Kenobi even possibly knows what they are.

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I seem to remember some intergalactic hos in KotoR I and II...

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Also it's kind of hard to be completely on Tycho's side on this one
    Since we're on a message board that does moderate language
    And I think it has improved things immensely


    On the other hand, not even being able to say the word, "lesbian"?
    That's just silly

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    These people don't have words like lesbian.

    They don't know how bad they have it, haven't they made up words for this kind of behavior yet? I mean, they have spaceships and laser swords and shit.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Darth Waiter is living proof that there is room for homosexuality in the Star Wars universe.

    I'll homosexual you!

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    I think the difference is that some of the words banned in the SW game have everyday, benign uses

    the same can't really be said of the word we ban here

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    Darth Waiter is living proof that there is room for homosexuality in the Star Wars universe.

    I'll homosexual you!

    O... okay?

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I think the difference is that some of the words banned in the SW game have everyday, benign uses

    the same can't really be said of the word we ban here

    Exactly
    That's a reasonable argument
    Not this Big Brother, Freedom of Speech, police state nonsense


    Also
    There's sexuality all over Star Wars
    Even in the cartoons
    Anakin comes home to Padme and they start to paw at each other and then you see the lights go out and
    Bam! First appearance of Luke and Leia

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Darth Waiter is living proof that there is room for homosexuality in the Star Wars universe.

    I'll homosexual you!

    O... okay?

    Don't mess with the bull, son, you'll get the horns!

    Also, TDOT is right; just because you can't drop the n-bomb here...yeah, we're not exactly censored up in this motherfucker. Get over it. The boat sank.

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    Darth Waiter is living proof that there is room for homosexuality in the Star Wars universe.

    I'll homosexual you!

    O... okay?

    Don't mess with the bull, son, you'll get the horns!

    Also, TDOT is right; just because you can't drop the n-bomb here...yeah, we're not exactly censored up in this motherfucker. Get over it. The boat sank.
    is it immature to say fuck all you motherfuckers?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Cowboy Fwankenstein Livin' That DreamRegistered User regular
    Ness445 wrote: »
    is it immature to say fuck all you motherfuckers?

    I'll fuck you, mister! Go to your room and think about what you just did!

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    I just hope this game is good and not balls like Galaxies ended up being

  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    Ness445 wrote: »
    is it immature to say fuck all you motherfuckers?

    I'll fuck you, mister! Go to your room and think about what you just did!
    in a related note: I want the list of words that you cannot say on the Star Wars forums that was mentioned in the podcast, and I want Jerry to read this list.

    Twat.
    Fuck.
    Shit.
    Damn.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I just hope this game is good and not balls like Galaxies ended up being
    the style of the graphics is already making me want to play less...

    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    I am pretty sure I would be the worst community manager ever.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I think it's gonna be quite a while before they ever top the Rock Band Nirvana comic.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I loved this way more than the Nirvana comic
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    Oh wait that was before
    Eh fuck it
    I love this comic

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    especially the revelation that the chipmunks were probably ladies.

    That just makes it more hilarious.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    My favorite is still "things to do when Xbox Live is down"

    'be a cock to total strangers'

  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    BusterK wrote: »
    While were talking about sexuality in Star Wars
    I just want to reaffirm my solid belief that Luke and Leia wanting to have sex with each other is clearly an intentional part of the storyline and not hidden subtext at all
    They both even say they "knew" they were siblings the whole time
    And they still wanted to do it

    The worst was in the novel "Splinter of the Mind's Eye," which was written before Empire Strikes Back came out. The author had no idea they were twins, and so there is no attempt to hide Luke's desire to bone his sister. At one point, Luke and Leia are mud wrestling, and Leia's naughty bits start a small riot.

    It's...pretty messed up, in retrospect.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    While were talking about sexuality in Star Wars
    I just want to reaffirm my solid belief that Luke and Leia wanting to have sex with each other is clearly an intentional part of the storyline and not hidden subtext at all
    They both even say they "knew" they were siblings the whole time
    And they still wanted to do it

    The worst was in the novel "Splinter of the Mind's Eye," which was written before Empire Strikes Back came out. The author had no idea they were twins, and so there is no attempt to hide Luke's desire to bone his sister. At one point, Luke and Leia are mud wrestling, and Leia's naughty bits start a small riot.

    It's...pretty messed up, in retrospect.
    also a terrible story but 'eh, whacha gonna do?

  • vsovevsove Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    While were talking about sexuality in Star Wars
    I just want to reaffirm my solid belief that Luke and Leia wanting to have sex with each other is clearly an intentional part of the storyline and not hidden subtext at all
    They both even say they "knew" they were siblings the whole time
    And they still wanted to do it

    The worst was in the novel "Splinter of the Mind's Eye," which was written before Empire Strikes Back came out. The author had no idea they were twins, and so there is no attempt to hide Luke's desire to bone his sister. At one point, Luke and Leia are mud wrestling, and Leia's naughty bits start a small riot.

    It's...pretty messed up, in retrospect.
    also a terrible story but 'eh, whacha gonna do?

    Didn't it have a magic force crystal and some woman who was a witch? That's really all I remember.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    luke fought vadar and won because vadar tripped and fell down a hole

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Nerd Mode

    "They still didn't know they were twins after ESB, that revelation came in ROTJ."

    /Nerd Mode

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    I actually considered that when making my post. But since coming before Empire has this crazy side effect of also coming before Jedi, I went with the more precise phrasing.

    In other words, my nerd mode doesn't have an off switch.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    Han still has the single most pimp line ever

    "I love you!"

    "I know."

  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    nobody has nothin for space pimpin on Big Poppa
    Daddy Lando

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    I liked the explaining why Luke only had a few girlfriends after the movies.
    Spoiler:

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So when Neville plays KOTOR, he's not looking at Carth's ass?

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Han still has the single most pimp line ever

    "I love you!"

    "I know."

    It's very telling that the best line in the entirety of star wars cannon was ad-libbed by harrison ford.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Han still has the single most pimp line ever

    "I love you!"

    "I know."

    It's very telling that the best line in the entirety of star wars cannon was ad-libbed by harrison ford.

    It's very telling that this is the opinion of Wiggin on what is and is not 'pimp.'

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Han still has the single most pimp line ever

    "I love you!"

    "I know."

    It's very telling that the best line in the entirety of star wars cannon was ad-libbed by harrison ford.

    It's very telling that this is the opinion of Wiggin on what is and is not 'pimp.'

    It's more the fact that he used the word "pimp". He's still right about it being the best line.

    Broken clock and whatnot.

  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User
    despite the use of the word pimp it is an accurate statement.

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