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New Comic Thread: Wednesday, April 29, 2009
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Basically, the best thing about Star Wars is Han fucking Solo
I imagine Harrison is a large part of it - after all, one of the most memorable scenes in Raiders was improvised because he was too sick to do the long, drawn-out fight that they wanted.
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And he puts his boot in Chewie's ass
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the dante's inferno game looks hilarious
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Also thank you Grey Ghost for understanding this simple fucking concept that seems to escape other people.
You know...I'm not sure. Does the game look hilarious, like it's actually funny, or does the promotional material look hilarious because the game is so bad? Sometimes those are really different things.
mostly the concept behind the game's storyline and its execution in the promotional material
I don't know anything about the quality of the actual game yet
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I like the part where the guy is talking about how high art like Dante's Inferno should be explored in video games, and then it's just a generic beat-em-up and it says "GO TO HELL" on the screen and some buff dude slams a cross into a skeleton's head. Skull.
a game can draw from other texts without being a ham-fisted adaptation
I mean, they didn't call bioshock "AYN RAND 3D ADVENTURES: IT'S AN UNDERWATER RAPIST'S WORLD"
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Yeah, but those babies are being real dicks
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to be fair Bioshock was a lot better than anything Ayn Rand did
wsit: it's something stupid like Atlas isn't it?
Well, that and Darth Vader's lines. But that was the acting that sold those, not the lines themselves.
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atlas!
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That's my penis again.
Yeah, I have a pretty great penis.
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Defender was a key member of the Assassin's Creed team.
Yeah, there are a couple of reasons.
I wonder how he feels about Assassin's Creed 2
This one has TWO knives! Yeah! And we still can't figure out how to make the game work right! But hey, we put a second knife on the guy!
1) That's like saying it's the tastiest thing in a pile of shit.
2) The climbing animations, like most of the game's animations, were great. The climbing gameplay was bland and boring, like most of the other gameplay systems. Really, most climbing was just holding the "up" direction for like 30-90 seconds while looking at a stone wall. Although that's practically the only time the game got anywhere even close to 30 FPS.