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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »

    Do you see the fucking problem here woman?!

    Yes. Apparently you're a teenager that is incapable of coming up with a decent lie...

    I am indeed. I am also a fucking pussy incapable of rebelling much to begin with.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Yeah I don't see how this isn't hard to work around.
    No, it is. Trust me. Parents are difficult.

    At any rate yalbo you could meet him in a public place that your parents don't particularily frequent, or are not going to frequent at the time you're there, like a mall or something

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Delicious Toad! wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Delicious Toad! wrote: »
    Every enemy in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign will constantly Shift 1

    if any enemy does not Shift 1 in a given turn, I have failed as a creator of beasts

    even the toads will Shift 1

    Why would you have toads as enemies
    BECAUSE MY PLAYERS WILL FEAR ME ABOVE ALL. :x

    THEY AREN'T YOUR PLAYERS! THEY'RE THE ENEMY

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  • evilintentevilintent Registered User
    Casual Eddy wrote: »
    evilintent wrote: »
    Powerpuppies wrote: »
    evilintent wrote: »
    Seriously, you have issues.

    I asked what you meant by "what do you mean 'always'?", because I didn't use the word always in my last post.

    He is referring to when you said something to the effect of "I always pictured you without a beard." I think you actually used the word never, but his meaning was clear.

    You are the one with issues. How many times a day do you tell people on the forum you just joined that they need to lighten up or they have issues. You're annoying, go away.

    Just because I just joined, I clearly am incapable of using reasonable deduction and/or observational skills to decide whether someone blew up over nothing or not, right? And I didn't get what he meant. It's 5:42 am, and I re-read my post about 5 times, trying to find an "always". I still have no idea what he meant by "what do you mean, always?". I just never pictured him having a beard, based on his posting habits. I don't know why, I just didn't.

    Woe is me, I associate faces to people I meet on the internet in my mind. The Heavens are surely trembling.

    no it's not that you're just clearly someone's alt or you're just pretending you know everyone

    either way it's frightfully annoying

    Who the fuck's pretending? I never claimed to have any intimate knowledge about anyone here. But after reading about 5000 posts, I pick up on general things. Like.. you're gay. Res is thrilled by the thought of jumping out of airplanes. Obs is nuts, in the bad way. Pony is.. yeah, I can't sum this one up.

    I am so very sorry for assuming a familiar tone around the creme de la creme. Clearly, I need to speak like a robot until I hit at least 800 posts, else I'm frightening.

    Do you see the problem with that logic?

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    yalborap wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Right. I met a fellow who's 3 hours away from me in a school with less than 500 people despite the fact that he's outside of the age range of people at school.

    Do you see the fucking problem here woman?!
    yes yes okay

    be like

    "He raped me, but he did it so well I came to love him, and we're having a child together"

    done


    . . .
    isn't that how it's usually done

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    yalborap wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    Curse you and your social success!

    Dude you know me and you throwing down in some boardgames is only a PM away.

    No, see, here's the thing. I have parents who have that 'everyone on the internet is a pedorapist' mindset. So, no, it's not a PM away. It's a few years and me getting the fuck out of their house away. Which is becoming increasingly less likely to happen before I'm 20, due to my limited ability to get a job, limited work ethic in things that hold minimal benefit for me, and limited desire for money beyond that needed to feed and clothe myself and pay for my hobbies, which severely reduces the value of money as a reward. Combined with being far too used to going without, and thus rewards in general become very difficult things.

    In other words, not happenin' even if I wanted it to. And I'm starting to. Damn desperation.
    uuuh so be like

    "this here be my friend. I met him on the high seas when I was out a plunderin' fer gold and bitches, yarr"

    Or like "I met him at school" if you want to be believed

    Right. I met a fellow who's 3 hours away from me in a school with less than 500 people despite the fact that he's outside of the age range of people at school.

    Do you see the fucking problem here woman?!
    So lie about where he lives?

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    Delicious Toad! wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Delicious Toad! wrote: »
    Every enemy in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign will constantly Shift 1

    if any enemy does not Shift 1 in a given turn, I have failed as a creator of beasts

    even the toads will Shift 1

    Why would you have toads as enemies
    BECAUSE MY PLAYERS WILL FEAR ME ABOVE ALL. :x

    let me rephrase

    why would you have toads as enemies

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    yalborap wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »

    Do you see the fucking problem here woman?!

    Yes. Apparently you're a teenager that is incapable of coming up with a decent lie...

    I am indeed. I am also a fucking pussy incapable of rebelling much to begin with.

    It's cool. Rebelling is overrated. You should probably wait to rebel until you're pretty much monetarily set for life... then rebel away.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Yeah I don't see how this isn't hard to work around.
    No, it is. Trust me. Parents are difficult.

    At any rate yalbo you could meet him in a public place that your parents don't particularily frequent, or are not going to frequent at the time you're there, like a mall or something
    Clearly mine just didn't care who I hung out with so long as I wasn't breaking any laws.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Good evening, honkies.
    Hey whoa there

    Calm the fuck down

    Lighten up, dude

    you have issues

    Man, I ain't takin' no crap from no Internet folk. I do what I want.
    Spoiler:
    I don't wanna write this paper and it's only 4 pages D:

    And Kilroy let's not kid ourselves here

    I could beat you up and take your lunch money any day

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    my parents never really believed in all that "the internet is full of sexual predators" thing

    so they were okay with me just doing whatever

    then when i was 13 i met a 26 year old through an AOL chat room and we had a sexual relationship for months
    Spoiler:

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Yeah I don't see how this isn't hard to work around.
    No, it is. Trust me. Parents are difficult.

    At any rate yalbo you could meet him in a public place that your parents don't particularily frequent, or are not going to frequent at the time you're there, like a mall or something
    Clearly mine just didn't care who I hung out with so long as I wasn't breaking any laws.
    Yeah well, parents vary wildly

    more at 11

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  • GimGim Registered User
    wazilla wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I've been feeling uncharacteristically good lately.

    I wonder if I have a brain tumor.

    I've thought this before. Usually followed by "ooo I smell cookies, maybe I'm about to have a seizure instead"

    I smell copper cookies.

    ...Oh no.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Good evening, honkies.
    Hey whoa there

    Calm the fuck down

    Lighten up, dude

    you have issues

    Man, I ain't takin' no crap from no Internet folk. I do what I want.
    Spoiler:
    I don't wanna write this paper and it's only 4 pages D:

    And Kilroy let's not kid ourselves here

    I could beat you up and take your lunch money any day

    Yeah...

    But I don't know why you'd be beating me up for 63 cents. Can't even buy a damn cookie with 63 cents. I've tried.

    I've got a roughly ten page essay due Friday that I don't want to write.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    I want cookies1 :x

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Ha ha my parents trusted me. Suck it peoples.

    That or the first six made them realize they should try for a hands off approach.

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    I want cookies1 :x

    My bad.

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    I was an internet-person-meeting fnatic and my parents never found out till I was old enough they couldn't do anything. YAY.

    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Like some sort of raptor or the Great panda, Rad cannot properly initiate egg preparation if she senses a disturbance within her environment.
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Pony wrote: »
    my parents never really believed in all that "the internet is full of sexual predators" thing

    so they were okay with me just doing whatever

    then when i was 13 i met a 26 year old through an AOL chat room and we had a sexual relationship for months
    Spoiler:

    So what your saying is that you're parents didn't believe that they should worry about you meeting a sexual predator on the internet...

    ...and so you ended up meeting a sexual predator on the internet.

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    I am going to put myself into a meditative trance so I can autopilot through basic and medic school

    so I can just wake up when it's time to jump out of airplanes

    right... now

    right now

    now

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    I just complete and totally failed at you're.

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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superga_air_disaster

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  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    It's amazing how a good beat can make a shitty song bearable.

    Steam brotimes Xbox Live: DigitalGravitas
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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    I just complete and totally failed at you're.

    what are your talking about

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    my parents never really believed in all that "the internet is full of sexual predators" thing

    so they were okay with me just doing whatever

    then when i was 13 i met a 26 year old through an AOL chat room and we had a sexual relationship for months
    Spoiler:

    So what your saying is that you're parents didn't believe that they should worry about you meeting a sexual predator on the internet...

    ...and so you ended up meeting a sexual predator on the internet.

    pretty much!

    well

    sexual predator is a funny term, i guess

    i mean, i suppose technically i was sexually molested by statutory rapist, repeatedly, over the course of months

    but i don't really feel that victimized by the experience

    i suppose that, looking back, becoming sexually active at that young an age had a definite negative impact on me and it was totally a bad thing

    but i'm not bitter about it or nothin'

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    nooo elki not yet

    there's still time

    where is your heart

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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    my parents never really believed in all that "the internet is full of sexual predators" thing

    so they were okay with me just doing whatever

    then when i was 13 i met a 26 year old through an AOL chat room and we had a sexual relationship for months
    Spoiler:

    So what your saying is that you're parents didn't believe that they should worry about you meeting a sexual predator on the internet...

    ...and so you ended up meeting a sexual predator on the internet.

    He's joking. Pony's dad probably had him lure people into the Canadian wilderness so he and his brother could practice executing commies.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Whee!

    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Gasp. This will not end well.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Blargle why do I feel like this.

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  • evilintentevilintent Registered User
    Gooey wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    I just complete and totally failed at you're.

    what are your talking about
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    So what your saying is that you're parents didn't believe that they should worry about you meeting a sexual predator on the internet...

    ...and so you ended up meeting a sexual predator on the internet.

    That, I think.

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  • AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS
    Pony wrote: »
    AJAlkaline40 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    my parents never really believed in all that "the internet is full of sexual predators" thing

    so they were okay with me just doing whatever

    then when i was 13 i met a 26 year old through an AOL chat room and we had a sexual relationship for months
    Spoiler:

    So what your saying is that you're parents didn't believe that they should worry about you meeting a sexual predator on the internet...

    ...and so you ended up meeting a sexual predator on the internet.

    pretty much!

    well

    sexual predator is a funny term, i guess

    i mean, i suppose technically i was sexually molested by statutory rapist, repeatedly, over the course of months

    but i don't really feel that victimized by the experience

    i suppose that, looking back, becoming sexually active at that young an age had a definite negative impact on me and it was totally a bad thing

    but i'm not bitter about it or nothin'

    Yeah, 13 > 26 is sexual predation, I don't care who you are.

    But, I mean, you could like it, I guess. I wouldn't know, I've never been sexual prey.

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Blargle why do I feel like this.

    is it.... is it love?

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  • ElkiElki Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Quids squids.

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    Tycho wrote:
    Last night in my guild chat window, I referred to the Fantastic Four trailer as grotesque - which I believe puts me in the running for biggest Goddamn nerd ever. It's a post whose rigors I plan to take very seriously. One of the responsibilities I've inherited is the creation of smart-alecky comic strips, which impugn the motives of potentially noble people. Every film conversion of a beloved property - even the one most people consider a largely successful enterprise - engages in confounding deviations from canon. It doesn't really do to act startled by it anymore. Let us charitably stow away the notion that Jessica Alba could, in any coherent universe, represent the person of Sue Storm in any way. Even when one withdraws the easy targets, this trailer looks like it was made on a dare during second lunch.

    A Fantastic Four movie seems like sort of a sure thing, which is why I don't understand the stingy production values. But then it's like, oh, right. It's a sure thing. And we can be reliably expected to sit in front of any moving picture. Indeed, we will pay! So, I guess that's one mystery solved.

    Darwinia: You probably recall Uplink, or at any rate you should, because it is an interesting game which evokes truly authentic hackings. I've been expecting an Uplink 2 any day now, with full 3D graphics, because that's just sort of how it works. It was decided that they would instead simulate a digital universe and give you dominion over it. I like it. I don't think they've made it very easy to get into. I think that a level introducing the concept thematically, one which created the basic skills in a person, would go a long way toward attracting gamers who do not happen to be omniscient.

    Colonel John Antal, U.S. Army (Ret.): We have done two projects for Brothers In Arms now: a soldier's journal, and a side story that I think is probably the best project we've ever done. Part of the reason these projects turned out the way they did is because we knew this guy might see them eventually. He's written several books, but the ones that drew him to the attention of Gearbox were called Armor Attacks, Combat Team, and Infantry Combat - they represent a kind of military "Choose Your Own Adventure" series, which led them to believe that he was essentially a tactical game designer and got a hold of him. At any rate, he's answered two rounds of World War II questions from their forums, which I found interesting. Mostly, I just wanted to talk about being intimidated by a man I've never met.

    (CW)TB out.

    the law says we're murderers

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