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The New Comic Thread for Monday, May 4, 2009

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    This comic did not make me laugh but it did make me want to play this game

    If this is anything like the Wii game, LD, it's so worth it.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Actually now that I am looking at his little facial expressions it makes me laugh
    On the inside though

    Monty needs a helmet like that

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    That's what we need! A Penny-Arcade edition of Monopoly!

  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    Do not pass go, do collect two hundred arrows.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Let Piggy Chimp decideRegistered User regular
    Oh well, at least mine just got locked, instead of getting completely deleted.

    Still...

    Suck it, Ghost!

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Comic gets a solid 'Meh' on a scale of 'BLARG to WOOHOOO!'

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    This comic did not make me laugh but it did make me want to play this game

    If this is anything like the Wii game, LD, it's so worth it.

    My wife says I'm not allowed to buy any more games until I play the 8 I bought for the hospital and didn't stat yet
    I want the Arkham Asylum that comes with a batarang that I just found out about 3 minutes ago

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Fiz wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Actually now that I am looking at his little facial expressions it makes me laugh
    On the inside though

    Monty needs a helmet like that

    next halloween I'm getting him a helmet and a tiny sword

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    This comic did not make me laugh but it did make me want to play this game

    If this is anything like the Wii game, LD, it's so worth it.

    My wife says I'm not allowed to buy any more games until I play the 8 I bought for the hospital and didn't stat yet
    I want the Arkham Asylum that comes with a batarang that I just found out about 3 minutes ago
    Name the 8. Or are they all for the Wii? :P

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User
    I call Cerberus.

  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs

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  • RSPRSP Registered User
    The important thing here is that he has a sword that shoots arrows.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Radius wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    This comic did not make me laugh but it did make me want to play this game

    If this is anything like the Wii game, LD, it's so worth it.

    My wife says I'm not allowed to buy any more games until I play the 8 I bought for the hospital and didn't stat yet
    I want the Arkham Asylum that comes with a batarang that I just found out about 3 minutes ago
    Name the 8. Or are they all for the Wii? :P

    Mostly DS

    Dragon Quest IV
    Kirby Something
    Castlevania Something
    Professor Something's Curious Something
    Final Fantasy VSomething
    Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2: Electric Drift

    uhhh

    Resident Evil something for the Wii

    I'm missing some probably

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs

    It'd be like if Monopoly said to collect up to $200 when you passed go and then only gave you $5.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs

    It'd be like if Monopoly said to collect up to $200 when you passed go and then only gave you $5.

    nuh uh it would be more like if you landed on Free Parking but then there's a $5 service fee

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs
    Oh don't you dare!

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs

    It'd be like if Monopoly said to collect up to $200 when you passed go and then only gave you $5.

    nuh uh it would be more like if you landed on Free Parking but then there's a $5 service fee

    I know this isn't what you're talking about but anyone who doesn't play $500+fees goes to whoever lands on free parking is a no-fun sonuvabitch

  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs

    It'd be like if Monopoly said to collect up to $200 when you passed go and then only gave you $5.

    nuh uh it would be more like if you landed on Free Parking but then there's a $5 service fee

    I know this isn't what you're talking about but anyone who doesn't play $500+fees goes to whoever lands on free parking is a no-fun sonuvabitch

    We just played that all fees go to Free Parking, but no guarantee of a reward for hitting. I like the random aspect of it a bit more, but fees should go to Free Parking.

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs

    It'd be like if Monopoly said to collect up to $200 when you passed go and then only gave you $5.

    nuh uh it would be more like if you landed on Free Parking but then there's a $5 service fee

    I know this isn't what you're talking about but anyone who doesn't play $500+fees goes to whoever lands on free parking is a no-fun sonuvabitch

    free means free you don't get extra shit for landing there you are not smarter than the Parker Brothers you are messing up the game

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    sooo Dokapon Journey is like Civilization I, II, III, and IV.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"

    Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
    Fun and random are not equivalent
    I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"

    Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
    Fun and random are not equivalent
    I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule

    you're a stupid house rule

  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    Bogey wrote: »
    okay, now who would like to talk about ISPs
    Oh don't you dare!

    I had to!

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"

    Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
    Fun and random are not equivalent
    I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule

    you're a stupid house rule

    your mom is a stupid house elf

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"

    Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
    Fun and random are not equivalent
    I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule

    you're a stupid house rule
    Haha, Lord Dave. Looks like your Geebs is giving you some lip. Smite him for insubordination!

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    man I love monopoly

    it's essentially "Being a Total Bastard: The Home Game"

  • ZekZek Registered User regular
    Boring comic, it's like they did a banner ad on commission and then accidentally uploaded it to the site.

  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    I'll do you on commission

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  • BogeyBogey Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    man I love monopoly

    it's essentially "Being a Total Bastard: The Home Game"
    For me, that's more Munchkin.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Ymir owns. He fucking owns!Registered User regular
    on the topic of video game board games

    this is going to ruin my non-existent HARDCORE GAMER CRED but

    I

    fucking

    love

    Mario Party

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    Oh man

    I totally ruined the palms of my hands playing the games in the original mario party where they made you twirl the control stick to do things like reel fish in or whatever

    Those of you who played it as children will know what I'm talking about

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Bogey wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I'm not messing up the game I'm adding an element of fun that isn't "heh you landed on boardwalk now you're permanently fucked forever"

    Man the game is random enough without adding a ridiculous free money out your ass space
    Fun and random are not equivalent
    I'm fine with house rules but that is a stupid house rule

    you're a stupid house rule
    Haha, Lord Dave. Looks like your Geebs is giving you some lip. Smite him for insubordination!

    I think I left my smiting hammer in my other pants

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    This comic is beautiful. Oddly backgroundless, though.

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  • ButlerButler Registered User regular
    Yeah, I like what's there for this comic, but it needs more. Maybe if there had been some backgrounds that changed from Monopoly board, to fantasy monopoly board, to rape-and-pillage fantasy monopoly board.

    Rolo wrote: »
    it's time to Go Galt

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    :|

    :\

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    Monopoly guy finally got what was coming to him.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter passive-aggressive raven Registered User regular
    his name is Mister Moneybags

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    oh cool a banner ad

  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    You know, this description is surprisingly close to the old Solarquest board game. Replace "fantasy" with "sci fi" and you've pretty much got it.

    Hah! You landed on Ganymede! You owe me 1200 Federons and I'm gonna blast your ass with lasers.

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