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The New Comic Thread for Monday, May 4, 2009

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've never enjoyed any video game versions of board games

    they are meant to be played at a kitchen table with snacks and real dice

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I tried the demo of Microsoft's Settlers of Catan but then when the demo expired I didn't feel it was worth $30

    probably more fun as a physical board game with some friends and beer anyway.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    I've never enjoyed any video game versions of board games

    they are meant to be played at a kitchen table with snacks and real dice

    The Trivial Pursuit game for 360 is fun with friends/couples.

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    Spicy_RevSpicy_Rev Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tried to play settlers. I got crushed and gave up. Big whoop, want to fight about it?

    Risk is great, but there should be a way to monitor blood pressure throughout the game to ensure that no one reaches their boiling point too fast.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    I've never enjoyed any video game versions of board games

    they are meant to be played at a kitchen table with snacks and real dice

    The Trivial Pursuit game for 360 is fun with friends/couples.

    Games are fun to play with people

    Not robots

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Risk, dumb?

    Shenanigans!

    jwalk, yeah we knew that but we liked making the game last longer. It didn't really change much just delayed the outcome.

    Longer? Did you spend your entire childhood locked in a windowless room with three other people?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    I've never enjoyed any video game versions of board games

    they are meant to be played at a kitchen table with snacks and real dice

    The Trivial Pursuit game for 360 is fun with friends/couples.

    Games are fun to play with people

    Not robots

    I beg to differ!

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I tried the demo of Microsoft's Settlers of Catan but then when the demo expired I didn't feel it was worth $30

    The cost is huge if you want to play it on Live cause everyone needs the game. It's more fun in person cause everyone is in the same room and socializing and only one person has to own it for multiple people to enjoy it.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the difference between catan and monopoly (and its parker brothersy ilk) is that catan is actually a good game

    games of monopoly can be really fun, but when they are it's generally because the people you're playing with are cool and not because the game itself is well designed. it's really not, although house rules can spice it up a lot and make it much better. for instance, some of my friends began mixing monopoly with poker, so that after a certain number of rolls had gone by everyone would take their monopoly money and gamble with it, then return to the game afterward. but then we played catan for the first time and promptly dropped monopoly altogether.

    the things that make monopoly good are the ridiculous things that can happen when you start having to make deals with your friends, and aside from that the game is pretty damn boring. the awesome trading stuff is also present in catan, and catan is actually well-designed. it basically rocks.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I always liked taking Europe early. It's not as easy to defend as North America, but it's an excellent position to be a complete asshole to basically everyone on the board.

    Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, but how quickly you can get a coalition dedicated to your annihilation that counts.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I always liked taking Europe early. It's not as easy to defend as North America, but it's an excellent position to be a complete asshole to basically everyone on the board.

    Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, but how quickly you can get a coalition dedicated to your annihilation that counts.

    Whatever you say, Hitler

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hey, that's not fair. Some of my best friends are untermenschen.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Been meaning to pick up the Dokapon games... just never got around to it.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    the australia gambit never works out for me

    fucking siam

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Australia's only worth it if you can nail it within like the first two or three turns.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the australia gambit never works out for me

    fucking siam


    Australian Gambit sounds like a more macho but equally as gay version as regular cajun Gambit.

    Like all "Guhday mate, gunna throw some cards at ya and blow ya up"

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    I tried the demo of Microsoft's Settlers of Catan but then when the demo expired I didn't feel it was worth $30

    probably more fun as a physical board game with some friends and beer anyway.
    well, it is multiplayer but I have no idea of how robust the community is
    and even if there was a strong player base, $30 still seems like too much

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Madagascar is the most important territory in Risk

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

    I tried to imagine this and it made me laugh.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I didn't laugh. I cried, for hours.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    it cost him his weight in elk.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veal's deer isn't it?

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

    I tried to imagine this and it made me laugh.

    I was trying to come up with a suble pun but gave up

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

    I tried to imagine this and it made me laugh.

    I was trying to come up with a suble pun but gave up

    It's hard to caribou it

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

    I tried to imagine this and it made me laugh.

    I was trying to come up with a suble pun but gave up

    I'm sure your next one will turn out. Take hart.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Veal's deer isn't it?

    You're thinking of venison. Veal is tender, juicy baby cows.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

    I tried to imagine this and it made me laugh.

    I was trying to come up with a suble pun but gave up

    I'm sure your next one will turn out. Take hart.

    So you're saying I should buck up?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Australia has won the game for me before but has also cost me deerly. When I play risk now, australia isn't a top priority but I'll gladly try and take it if the oppourtunity comes along.

    I tried to imagine this and it made me laugh.

    I was trying to come up with a suble pun but gave up

    I'm sure your next one will turn out. Take hart.

    So you're saying I should buck up?

    Sure. Your sense of humor is just running a little be hind. Ruminant on it for a while and I'm sure you'll doe fine.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Because if you don't you're a communist piece of shit

    considering that the cash for free parking rule helps spread the wealth out among the players, and subverts the overall goal of a game based on capitalism, I'd say the opposite is true

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    I like to build my forces in Australia, then sweep across Eurasia leaving one man in each country

    Do it right and build a "wall" between your new land and the other guy and you're safe

    If you're the swept one, build your forces, punch through, and wipe out all those pissant holds he has on Asia

    Australia is fool's gold.

    You fool.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Keep spreading the idea that Australia is win. It just makes my Madagascar Plan more effective.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Asia is impossible to keep a hold of. You spread your forces too thin and then you lose at least one country if not more before your next turn rolls around.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    yeah but see the thing is everyone is throwing their whole weight at that one country to remove your bonus that they might as well have just let you have those seven things

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Asia is impossible to keep a hold of. You spread your forces too thin and then you lose at least one country if not more before your next turn rolls around.

    Never get involved in a land war in Asia

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    asia's just a smokescreen for the kamchatka initiative anyways

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Asia is impossible to keep a hold of. You spread your forces too thin and then you lose at least one country if not more before your next turn rolls around.

    Never get involved in a land war in Asia

    INCONCEIVABLE

    This is what Risk games I am in generally end up like

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2009
    my brother and I once spent an hour setting up a risk game between the two of us (with the neutral country!) and I think I beat him in ten minutes

    this is balanced by the HQ game we played where I lost on the first turn

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Keep spreading the idea that Australia is win. It just makes my Madagascar Plan more effective.

    Shut down your ports?

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah but see the thing is everyone is throwing their whole weight at that one country to remove your bonus that they might as well have just let you have those seven things

    Nah. If the attacker is rolling three dice, he has a statistical advantage over a defender rolling two dice. Spoiling the Asia bonus means that he gets to "destroy" those seven armies with the three attack dice rather than facing them in the next turn when they have the three dice advantage. Wiping out the defending armies in that country is a bonus.

    The only time it's not a good idea is when it drains you of too many armies to withstand the probable strength of the counterattack.

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